matts gay

shiro: hey, is it really true that you faked your death and then left a secret message on your grave revealing your true location in a code only your long-lost family members could possibly understand?

matt: ya lol

shiro: … why??

matt: because i’m a paranoid, bored, and dramatic gay with a genius-level intellect, that’s why. sue me shirogane

shiro: what??

matt: i’m. gay. bitch.

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I CANNOT be the only one who is truly in love with Andrew Joseph Minyard’s canon height. Like it really does just make everything he does that much more impressive.
Here let me give you some examples:

•During one of the games, 6'5 starting backliner Matt Boyd hid behind 5 foot even Andrew Minyard when being chased by a character only referred to as Gorilla.

•Without even pulling out his knives, all Andrew had to do was stand between Matt and Kevin to get Matt to back off.

• 5ft BABY Andrew nearly kills 4 grown men when they attacked Nicky outside of the club??? Not just A man. FOUR. MEN.

• despite his height he still manages to take his short legs clear across the field at record breaking pace to break Riko’s arm before he can decapitate Neil. A+, Minyard.

•ALSO let’s just take into account that exy racquets are customized to the height and arm length of the holder SO while Andrews net is bigger the length of the stick is short MEANING when Andrew blocked The Impossible Goal™ in the bottom corner he had to be moving quicker than a fucking bat out of hell.

•despite being called a “midget with an attitude problem” no one fucks with Neil or his hubby bc they know better…

“When I leave you wanna keep *hand motions* doin dis. But den when I come around you don’t wanna POST UP.”

•Also Andrew is canonically 3 inches shorter than Neil so Neil actually has to bend down to kiss his boyfriend OR (bear with me) Andrew has to stand on his damn tip toes

I’m done with this

concept playlists 2

you’re sat next to the girl you’ve been crushing on, she looks cute and you’ve been making out at this picnic all afternoon. you’re baking in the august heat haze and your lips are sticky from candy and fruit juice. You don’t know where your relationship is going but you know you’re having fun. you feel like you’re in a Hayley Kiyoko music video.


you and your best friend of many years are lying on the sofa eating snacks, legs tangled. you were gonna watch a movie but you got caught up in just talking about nothing and forgot to press play. you’re suddenly struck by how much you’ve been through together, how happy you both are now, and how much you love them. your heart feels very full. you laugh at their lame joke.


it’s 3am and you’re walking back from a party, still a little drunk but sobering fast. the streetlights and the familiar sounds of your hometown make you feel very melancholy. you find yourself sat on a bench, staring at the sky and filled with an indefinable ache in your soul. you think maybe you’re homesick for somewhere you haven’t been yet and missing people you don’t know.

acourtofminyards  asked:

how many times did neil say "i'm fine" i'm curious af

How many times DID Neil say “I’m Fine”?

(when he obviously wasn’t)

The Foxhole Court:
Total- 8 times
(One line is “I’m fine on my own.” but I’ll still count it since the words came from him)


The Raven King:
Total- 9 times
(3 other times they were commenting on the fact that he was not, in fact, fine.)


The King’s Men:
Total- 13 times
(He says “I’m fine with anything”, “I’m fine to play”,  "Andrew already said I’m fine", and “Right now I’m fine, I think”)


GRAND TOTAL OF OUR BOI SAYING HE’S FINE: 

30 times!!!

what upsets me about the show refusing to show intimacy between Malec is that it doesn’t have to be graphic at all, which I’m assuming is what they’re afraid of. It can be just Alec’s head on top of Magnus’s chest as they lay on sofa, fully clothed. It can be Alec absently rubbing circles on the back of Magnus’s hand. It can be Magnus hugging Alec from behind and them just standing there (maybe sneaking a finger or two under Alec’s shirt). Them playing with each other’s hair. Forehead kisses. Alec doing Magnus’s nails (or at least trying to). It can honestly be so touchingly intimate without them ripping each other’s clothes off or making out against a wall.