matthew-murdock

  • Wade: I wasn't that drunk last night.
  • Matt: You were flirting with Peter last night.
  • Wade: So? He's my boyfriend.
  • Matt: You asked him if he was single.
  • Matt: And cried when he said he wasn't.
  • Wade: I just want to cuddle with Peter 23/7
  • Matt: Why not 24?
  • Peter: Snack breaks.
  • Matt: Can the sarcasm.
  • Peter: Please, I never use canned. Only fresh sarcasm here.
  • Matt: I'm sorry to hear about Wade.
  • Peter: Wait, why? What happened?
  • Matt: Nothing. I'm just sorry to hear about him.