anonymous asked:

Characters who need a happy trail: Matthew Michael Murdock. Characters who do not have a happy trail: Matthew Michael Murdock. Do you see the problem here? Also, did Frank have a happy trail? If not, then Netflix's Daredevil is becoming increasingly problematic

have ya’ll seen charlie cox normally? the man is a b e a s t

my immortal

Hi my name is Matthew Michael Murdock and I have short bright red hair that reaches my head and bright blind eyes like cloudy skies and a lot of people tell me I look like Satan (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Matthew Mcchonahgnhey but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie apparently. I have pale freckled skin. I’m also a superhero, and I beat people up in Hell’s Kitchen where I graduated from bird school, which is for birds. I’m a lawyer (I’m 36). I’m a masked vigilante (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red leather. I love Melvin Potter’s costume shop and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red leather bodysuit with armor as red as my blood, a red mask with devil horns and knee high fetish boots. I was walking across the George Washington Bridge. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of ninjas stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Matt!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Spider-Man!


Based on the infamous “MY IMMORTAL” bad if of Harry Potter fandom.
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  • Teacher: Can you explain to me why you failed your test today?
  • Me: Matt Murdock is blind. Thats a fact and It drives me crazy that people seem to miss that whole concept of world on fire. He is blind. 100% but he gathers the data of what he senses, hears, smells, tastes, and feels to put together a picture in his head. It's not him seeing, it's him putting it all together to figure out what the data is telling him. He does not see, but he can sense in 360° everything around him. It just drives me crazy how people don't get that. He does not see forward with his eyes, he senses things all around him with his body. It would be impossible to show what that is like to sense things in that degree, so they chose to show the world on fire, but I just wanted everyone to make sure they understand that he cannot see, but that his body can sense things. He doesn't see the world on fire, he imagines it.
Matt Murdock
  • Matt Murdock: Drops fire extinguisher on man's head
  • Matt Murdock: Stabs man in the brain.
  • Matt Murdock: Throws man off of roof.
  • Me: My precious cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure.