We found ourselves in front of the most beautiful old farmhouse. It was three bedrooms. And two stories and a basement. They told us that it had been built in 1792. It was in great shape. It felt like it was meant to be. Like the universe just wanted us to be there at that moment.
Matt does not understand my Boss, and he never will.
I was distressed to discover that the FALCON MAN shirt from Saints Row the Third would not be available in SRIV, since I had grown attached to my Boss wearing it. However, going bare-chested through the entire game proved to be funny/weirdly hot, so everything turned out well in the end. Frankly, I was the most conservatively-dressed of all my super homies.
Matt really does make you a copy of his outfit in the game. It’s adorable.
Also, OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY FINISHED THIS HOORAY YAAAAAAY SCREAM