I remember one of the first cars I was put into, I suddenly looked up and there were all these ink marks on the ceiling. And I said to the stern-faced police officers who were driving, “What’s this?”. And they sort of shuffled a bit uncomfortably and they said, “Well, sir, that’s the previous Prime Minister”. I said, “What? Gordon Brown?!”. Apparently he used to gesticulate. So my early days in government were basically under the kind of Banksy stuff of Gordon Brown.
Gordon Brown’s graffiti was basically my introduction to government.
Nick Clegg, Season 1 Episode 3 on Unspun with Matt Forde
If I'd have read my story of how I met someone and within a few dates we were going out and then we went on holiday together and she moved in a few months later. I would've scoffed at it. I would've made this noise *makes noise*
Pretend baby: [cries] Matt: You touchin’ it’s upset it. Jon: What’s it want? Jane: Jon strikes me as a serious, thoughtful chap and he’ll want to think about all of the things that the baby will need and he’ll want to anticipates that he’ll get those needs. Matt: You sure it’s a burp? Jon: [burps] You burp - encourage the baby! Matt: [burps] Jane: Matt’s just your bouncy, excited guy and I think if they were parents, real parents, I think they would complement each other beautifully.