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Downright Neighborly

Fandom: WWE/TNA

Pairing: Jeff Hardy/Female Reader

Rating: Holy shit M.

AN: I return almost wholly whole from the land of concussions and I offer you this…kayfabulous indulgence! Tagging the always-beloved @toxiicpop, the ever-enthusiastic @oraclegazes, the King Captain @hardcorewwetrash  (my thanks for not keelhauling me for the IRS thing, cap!), and new tagees @karaboomhower, @thephenomenonalkingofthebrogues and @superrezzy00 (not sure about these tags, work darn it!). Enjoy!


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All Fired Up: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Vivid Rose, $7.49; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Bloody Mary, $5.99; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Toucan, $5.00; Ruby Kisses Matte Lipstick, Red Mangrove, $2.99

Amorous: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Lala, $3.99

Angel: ELF Essential Lipstick, Classy, $1.00; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Sky Pink, $4.00; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipstick, Born With It, $6.63; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Primrose, $7.99

Blankety: L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, Fairest Nude, $7.99; Wet ‘N’ Wild Fergie Creme Lipstick, Daily, $3.49

Bombshell: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Softshell Pink, $6.39; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Georgia, $4.00

Brave: Nyx Butter Lipstick, Pops, $5.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Warm Me Up, $6.63; L’Oreal Infallible Le Rouge Lipstick, Tender Berry, $9.99; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Brink, $5.00

Brave Red: Nyx Simply Red Lip Cream, Russian Roulette, $6.49

Brick-O-La: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Cocoa, $4.00

Bronze Shimmer: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, d’Oro, $5.49; Fierce Magenta Nourishing Lipstick, Gold Rush, $9.50

Call The Hairdresser!: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Lover’s Coral, $7.99; Essence Longlasting Lipstick, Coral Calling, $2.99; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Fancy, $5.00

Candy Yum Yum: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Rose Hip, $5.49; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Shocking Pink, $5.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipstick, Fuchsia Flash, $6.63; Wet ‘N’ Wild Silk Finish Lipstick, Nouveau Pink, $1.49; Maybelline Lip Studio Color Blur, Pink Insanity, $8.99; Nyx Simply Pink Lip Cream, French Kiss, $6.99; Ruby Kisses Matte Lipstick, Hot Pink Gossip, $2.99; Milani Moisture Matte Lipstick, Diva, $4.99; LA Girl Matte Flat Velvet Lipstick, Electric, $4.00; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Tickler, $5.00

Capricious: L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, Golden Grape, $7.16

Captive: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Violet Frenzy, $7.99; SheaMoisture Shea Butter Luscious Lipstick, Berry, $9.99

Cardinal: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, On Fire Red, $7.49; Revlon ColorBurst Lacquer Balm, Provocative, $9.49; Nyx Simply Red Lip Cream, Maraschino, $6.49

Catty: Nyx Butter Lipstick, Hubba Bubba, $5.99

CB96: Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Rags to Riches, $5.99; Palladio Herbal Lipstick, Toasted Orange, $6.49

Charismatic: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Terracotta, $4.00

Chatterbox: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Fig, $3.99; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Fruit Punch, $5.49

Cherish: Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Nude Embrace, $7.99

Chili: Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Summer Sunset, $6.63; Fierce Magenta Nourishing Lipstick, Brick, $9.50; City Color Dazzling Lipsticks, Salsa, $4.99; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Love Life, $5.00

Chintz: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Iced Mocha, $6.39

Coral Bliss: CoverGirl Colorlicious Lipstick, Decadent Peach, $6.39; Nyx Butter Lipstick, Candy Buttons, $5.99

Cockney: Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Moss, #111, $5.29; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, High Voltage, $4.39; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Love That Red, $6.39; Nyx Simply Red Lip Cream, Knockout, $6.49

Cosmo: Rimmel Lasting Finish Lipstick by Kate Moss, #8, $4.92

Costa Chic: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Margarita, $3.99; L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, Tropical Coral, $7.16; Revlon Moon Drops Lipstick, Crystal Cut Coral, $7.19

Craving: Revlon ColorBurst Matte Balm, Sultry, $9.49; Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Bit of Berry, $7.49; ELF Studio Mineral Lipstick, Rich Raspberry, $5.00

Crème Cup: Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Tokyo, $5.99; ELF Studio Mineral Lipstick, Runway Pink, $5.00; Wet ‘n’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Think Pink, $2.29; Cover Girl Colorlicious Lipstick, Honeyed Bloom, $7.99

Crème de la Femme: CoverGirl Continuous Color Lipstick, In The Nude, $5.99

Crème d’Nude: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Blush Beige, $7.49; Revlon Matte Lipstick, Nude Attitude $7.99; Nyx Butter Lipstick, Fun Size, $5.99; Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Mirage, $5.99

Crème in Your Coffee: CoverGirl Lip Perfection Lipstick, Sultry, $5.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Crazy for Coffee, $6.63; L.A. Girl Luxury Creme Lip Color, Rendezvous, $4.00; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Rose Velvet, $7.99

Crosswires: Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Coral Crush, $6.63; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Rich Girl Red, $7.99

Cyber: Nyx Simply Vamp Lip Cream, She Devil, $6.49; Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Transylvania, $5.99; Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Dahlia, $5.99; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Vamp It Up,$2.29; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Nevermind, $5.00; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Goal Digger, $5.99

Damn Glamorous: Revlon ColorBust Lacquer Balm, Flirtatious, $8.99; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Pretty Please, $6.99

Dare You: Revlon ColorBurst Balm Stain, Romantic, $7.19; City Color City Chic Lipstick, Midnight Kiss, $4.99

Dark Side: Wet ‘n’ Wild Silk Finish Lipstick, Dark Wine, $.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipstick, Blissful Berry, $6.23; Nyx Simply Vamp Lip Cream, Aphrodisiac, $6.49; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Creature, $5.00

Del Rio: Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Spiked With Rum, $2.29

Desire: Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Pitch, $5.00

Diva: Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Moss Lipstick, 107, $5.29; Revlon Super Lustrous Lip Color, Raisin Rage, $7.99; Nyx Butter Lipstick, Licorice, $5.99;  Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Black Cherry, $5.49; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Dalia, $5.00

Diva-ish: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Hot Pink Rage, $5.49; New York Colors Expert Last Lip Color, Air Kiss, $1.99

Double Shot: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Frappuccino, $4.00

Dubonnet: Maybelline Super Stay 14 Hour Lipstick, Timeless Crimson, $8.99; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Snow White, $3.99; City Color City Chic Lipstick, Midnight Kiss, $5.00

Fabby: L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, Golden Splendor, $7.16

Fanfare: Rimmel Moisture Renew Lipstick, Rose Blush, $5.99; Nyx Rund Case Lipstick, Tea Rose, $3.99

Fast Play: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Rose Velvet, $6.39

Faux: Nyx Matte Lipstick, Whipped Caviar, $5.99; Milani Moisture Matte Lipstick, Naked, $4.99; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Thalia, $3.99; CoverGirl Lip Perfection Lipstick, Sultry, $5.99

Fetish: L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, Bronzine, $7.16

Film Noir:  Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Sweet Nothings, $6.99; Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Dirty Talk, $5.99; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Coco-liscious, $7.99; Jordana Lipstick, Brownie, $2.49

5 Alarm: Revlon Moon Drops Lipstick, Hot Coral, $7.19

Fixed on Drama: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Chilled Brandy, $5.49; Maybelline Color Sensation Lipcolor, Esperesso Exposed, $4.40

Flamingo: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Blushing Bud, $7.49; ELF Jumbo Lip Gloss Stick, Pink Umbrellas, $2.00; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Pretty Natural, $5.49; Revlon ColorBurst Matte Balm, Elusive, $8.99; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Fiesta, $5.00

Flat Out Fabulous: Nyx Matte Lipstick, Sweet Pink, $5.99; City Color Be Matte Lipstick, Jasmin, $4.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Hot Plum, $7.49; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Heart On, $5.00; LA Colors Matte Lipstick, Mad Love, $2.99

Fleshpot: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Circe, $3.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Bare All, $7.49; Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Moss, 113, $5.39

Fluid: Nyx Wicked Lippie, Power, $5.99

Forbidden Sunrise: Wet ‘N’Wild MegaLast Lip Color, 24 Carrot Gold, $2.29; Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Free Spirit, $5.99 

Freckletone: Revlon ColorBurst Lip Butter, Creme Brulée, $7.49; Rimmel Moisture Renew Lipstick, Nude Delight, $6.99

French Twist: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Honey Bare, $6.39

Fresh Brew: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Honey, $4.00

Fresh Moroccan: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Cinnamon Spice, $5.49

Frou: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Champagne on Ice, $6.39; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Fortune Cookie, $4.00

Full Fuchsia: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Raspberry Rush, $5.49; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, I Heart This, $5.00

Fusion Pink: Cover Girl Colorlicious Lipstick, Garnet Flame, $7.99

Gel: L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, Caramel Latte, $7.16

Giddy: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Chic, $4.00; L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, Ballerina Shoes, $7.16; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Peach Poppy, $7.49

Girl About Town: CoverGirl Colorlicious Lipstick, Spellbound, $7.99; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Don’t Blink Pink, $2.29; Revlon Super Lustrous Pearl Lipstick, Fuchsia Fusion, $7.99; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Heart On, $5.00

Gunner: Nyx Wicked Lippie, Betrayal, $5.99; Impulse Cosmetics Metaluxe Lipstick, Forget Me Not, $6.99;  Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Bruised, $4.00; Fierce Magenta Nourishing Lipstick, Bangles, $9.50

Half ‘N’ Half: City Color City Chic Lipstick, One of a Kind, $5.00; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Perfect, $4.00; Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Abu Dhabi, $5.99;

Hang Up: Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Wine & Dine, $5.99; Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Moss, 107, $5.29; Nyx Butter Lipstick, Licorice, $5.99

Heaux: Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Cherry Picking, $2.29; Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Moss, 107, $4.23; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Merlot, $5.99; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Cherries in the Snow, $6.39

Heroine: Revlon ColorBurst Matte Balm, Shameless, $8.99; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Grind, $5.00; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Gamble, $6.99; Fierce Magenta Nourishing Lipstick, Purple Iris, $9.50; Milani Moisture Matte Lipstick, Glam, $4.99; LA Girl Matte Flat Velvet Lipstick, Love Triangle, $4.00; LA Colors Matte Lipstick, Entice, $2.99; Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Seoul, $5.99

Highlights: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Apricot Fantasy, $6.39

High Strung: L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipcolor, Mica, $7.16

High Tea: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Iris, $4.00

Honeylove: Rimmel Lasting Finish Lipstick by Kate Moss, #14, $4.92; L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick Fairest Nude, $7.16; City Color Be Matte Lipstick, Latte, $4.99

Hot Gossip: Nyx Matte Lipstick, Tea Rose, $5.99

Hot Tahiti: Almay Smart Shade Butter Kiss Lipstick, Red-Light/Medium, $5.59

Hue: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Summer Love, $3.99

Hug Me: Wet ‘N’ Wild Fergie Creme Lipstick, Bebot Love, $3.49; Maybelline Super Stay 14hr Lipstick, Beige For Good, $8.99

Impassioned: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Spell Bound, $4.00; Revlon Color Burst Matte Balm, Unapologetic, $8.99; Nyx Simply Pink Lip Cream, XOXO, $6.49; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lip Cream, Bombshell, $6.99; Nyx Butter Lipstick, Sweet Tart, $5.99

Japanese Maple: CoverGirl Colorlicious Lipstick, Creme, $6.99

Jist: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Topaz, $4.00

Jubilee: Nyx Butter Lipstick, Snow Cap, $5.99; CoverGirl Colorlicious Lipstick, Tempting Toffee, $6.99; L.A. Girl Luxury Creme Lip Color, Fling, $4.00

Kinda Sexy: Milani Color Statement Lipstick in Nude Crème, $5.49; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Bare It All, $2.29; Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Stockholm, $5.99

Ladybug: Revlon ColorBurst Lip Butter, Candy Apple, $7.49; Almay Smart Shade Butter Kiss Lipstick, Red-Light, $5.59

Lady Danger: Nyx Matte Lipstick, Indie Flick; $5.99; Milani Moisture Matte Lipstick, Passion, $4.99; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Purty Persimmon, $2.29; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Neon Red, $5.99; Rimmel Moisture Renew Lipstick, In Love With Ginger, $5.99; LA Girl Luxury Creme Lip Color, Infatuated, $4.00; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Eros, $3.99; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Tango, $6.99; Jordana Matte Lipstick, Tangerine Tango, $1.49; Nyx Simply Red Lip Cream, Seduction, $6.99; Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Morocco, $5.99

La Vie en Rouge: Cover Girl Colorlicious Lipstick, Garnet Flame, $6.99

Lickable: Revlon ColorBurt Lacquer Balm, Whimsical, $9.49; 

Lilac Jade: Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Lilac Flush, $7.49; Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Playdate, $5.99; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Brills, $5.00; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Storque, $6.99

Lipblossum: L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, Everbloom, $7.16

Lovelorn: Revlon ColorBurst Lip Butter, Strawberry Shortcake, $5.99

Lustering: Revlon ColorBurst Lip Butter, Sorbet, $7.19

MAC Red: City Color City Chic Lipstick, Red Wine, $5.00; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Bossy, $5.00; LA Girl Luxury Creme Lip Color, Soul Mate, $4.00; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Ruby Valentine, $5.49

Maria Moretti: Nyx Simply Red Lip Cream, Leading Lady, $6.49

Make Me Gorgeous:  Nyx Butter Lipstick, Little Susie, $5.99; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Topanga, $5.00

Media: Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Burlesque, $5.99; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Cabaret Blend, $4.39; LA Colors Matte Lipstick, Bewitched, $2.99

Mehr: Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Moss Lipstick, 104, $5.39; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Party Pink, $6.63; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Blush, $4.00; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Lumiere, $5.00

Meltdown: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Orange-Gina, $5.49; Revlon Moon Drops Lipstick, 24k Orange, $7.19

Midimauve: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Smokey Rose, $7.99

Milan Mode: Revlon Just Bitten Balm Stain, Sweetheart, $9.49

Modesty: CoverGirl Colorlicious Lipstick, Sultry Sienna, $7.99; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Thalia, $3.99

Mocha: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Maple Kiss, $4.40; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Sandalwood Beige, $7.99

Morange: City Color City Chic Lipstick, I Dare You, $4.99; Nyx Butter Lipstick, Hot Tamale, $5.99; Revlon Moon Drops Lipstick, Orange Flip, $7.19

Myth: Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Barely Bloomed, $7.49; Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Mirage, $5.99; Revlon ColorBurst Balm Stain, Charm, $8.99; Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Cairo, $5.99

Neon Orange: Maybelline Color Statement Lipcolor, Electric Orange, $7.49; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Siren, $7.99; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Sweet Nectar, $5.49; Fierce Magenta Nourishing Lipstick, Tangerine Tango, $9.50; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Chi Chi, $5.00

New York Apple: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Softsilver Red, $7.99; Impulse Cosmetics Metaluxe Lipstick, Tough Love, $6.99

Notice Me: Nyx Butter Lipstick, Cotton Candy, $5.99

“O”: Revlon Moon Drops Lipstick, Copperglaze Sienna, $7.19

Odyssey: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Plum Paradise, $7.49

On Hold: Rimmel Moisture Renew Lipstick, Coral Garden, $5.59

Pander Me: City Color Be Matte Lipstick, Cappuccino, $4.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Creamy Matte Lipcolor, Touch of Spice, $7.99

Paramount: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Chocolate Berries, $5.49; Jordana Matte Lipstick, Chocolate, $1.49; Fierce Magenta Nourishing Lipstick, Hot Choco, $9.50

Party Line: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Hope, $4.00

Party Parrot: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Flamingo Pose, $5.49; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Love That Pink, $7.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipstick, Shocking Coral, $7.49; Nyx Butter Lipstick, Sweet Tart, $5.99

Patisserie: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Totally Toffee, $6.63

Peachstock: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Orange Soda, $4.00; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Pink Suga, $2.29

Pervette: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Baby Pink, $3.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Pink Quartz, $7.49

Photo: Nyx Wicked Lippie, Wrath, $5.99; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Bronze Beauty, $5.49; Impulse Cosmetics MetaLuxe Lipstick, Texas Tea, $6.99

Pink Nouveau: Nyx Matte Lipstick, Summer Breeze, $5.99; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Dollhouse Pink, $2.29; Revlon Matte Lipstick, Stormy Pink, $7.99; Maybelline Color Statement Lipcolor, Power Peony, $7.49; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Gossip, $5.00

Pink Pearl Pop: Nyx Butter Lipstick, Taffy, $5.99

Pink Pigeon: Revlon ColorBurst Matte Balm, Showy, $8.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Orchid Ecstasy, $7.49; Milani Color StatementLipstick, Rose Amour, $5.49; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Ecstasy, $6.99; Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Privileged, $5.99

Pink Plaid: Revlon Matte Lipstick, Pink Pout, $7.99

Plastique: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Caramel Glace, $6.39

Please Me: City Color Be Matte Lipstick, Valerie, $4.99; Revlon ColorBurst Matte Balm, Elusive, $8.99; Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Istanbul, $5.99; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Westie, $5.00; Jordana Matte Lipstick, Pink Passion, $1.49

Plink!: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Sash, $4.00

Plum Dandy: Wet ‘N’ Wild Silk Finish Lipstick, Dark Pink Frost, $1.49; Rimmel Lasting Finish Lipstick, Heather Shimmer, $3.49

Plumful: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Plumrose, $5.49; City Color Be Matte Lipstick, Phoebe, $4.80

Politely Pink: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Luminous Pink, $7.99

Pretty Please: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Skyline Pink, $7.99; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Harmonica, $4.00

Pure Vanity: Nyx Simply Nude Lip Cream, Disrobed, $6.49

Pure Zen: Nyx Simply Nude Lip Cream, Peaches, $6.49

Ramblin’ Rose: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Ceto, $4.00

Ravishing: Revlon Matte Lipstick Smoked Peach, $7.99; ELF Essential Lip Balm Tint, Peach, $2.00; Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Stockholm, $5.99; Revlon ColorBurst Lacquer Balm, Ingenue, $9.49; Wet ‘N’Wild MegaShield SPF 15 Lip Color, Within These Adobe Walls, $2.99

Razzledazzler: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Indian Pink, $3.99

Rebel: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Plum Velour, $7.99; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Sugar Plum Fairy, $2.29; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Aria, $5.99; ColourPop Lippie Stix, LBB , $5.00; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Dementia, $6.99; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Sangria, $5.49

Real Doll: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Hibiscus Pop, $8.29

Real Redhead: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Nude Lust, $4.40

Reel Sexy: ColourPop Lippie Stix, Button, $5.00; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Just Peachy, $2.29

Relentlessly Red: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Vivid Rose, $5.99; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Fire, $4.00; Revlon ColorBurst Lacquer Balm, Vivacious, $9.49; NYC Expert Last Lip Color, Traffic Jam, $1.99; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Toucan, $5.00

Retro: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Rum Riche, $6.23; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Frida, $5.00

Ruby Woo: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Certainly Red, $7.99; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Stoplight Red, $2.29; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Very Cherry, $7.79; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Chic Red, $3.99; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Red Label, $4.39; L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick True Red, $7.16; Rimmel Moisture Renew Lipstick, Mayfair Red Lady, $5.59; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Perfect Red, $5.99; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Two Timer, $6.99; Nyx Butter Lipstick, Mary Janes, $5.99; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Trust Me… $5.00

Russian Red: Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Monte Carlo, $5.99; Revlon Matte Lipstick, Really Red, $7.99; ELF Studio Matte Lip Color, Rich Red, $3.00; Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Red Revival, $6.63; L’Oreal Infallible Le Rouge Lipcolor, Refined Ruby, $7.99; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Best Red, $5.49; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Arcadia, $6.99; Milani Moisture Matte Lipstick, Confident, $4.99

Saigon Summer: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Tangerine, $4.00; Revlon ColorBurst Just Bitten Balm Stain, Rendezvous, $7.19; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Luau, $5.00

Saint Germain: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Catwalk Pink, $5.49; CoverGirl Colorlicious Lipstick, Enchantress Blush, $7.99; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Narcissus, $3.99; Nyx Macaron Lippies, Rose, $5.99; Fierce Magenta Nourishing Lipstick, Cotton Candy,$9.50; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Pepper, $5.00; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Dollhouse Pink, $2.29

Sandy B: Maybelline Color Sensation Lipcolor, Peachy Scene, $6.63

See Sheer: Flower Lip Service Lip Butter, Sheer Snapdragon, $6.98

Sequin: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Goldpearl Plum, $7.99

Shanghai Spice: Revlon ColorBurst Lip Butter, Pink Truffle, $7.49

Show Orchid: Revlon Super Lustrous Pearl Lipstick, Wild Orchid, $7.99; NYC Expert UltraLast Lip Color, Blue Rose, $1.99; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Shiva, $3.99

Shy Girl: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Pumpkin Pie, $3.99; Revlon ColorBurst Lacquer Balm, Demure, $9.49; Rimmel Moisture Renew Lipstick, Nude Delight, $6.99

Shy Shine: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Pink Cognito, $6.39

Silly: Nyx Butter Lipstick, Taffy, $5.99; L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, Pink Flamingo, $7.16; Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Fuchsia Fever, $6.63; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Girl Crush, $5.99; LA Colors Matte Lipstick, Charmed, $2.99

Sin:  Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Black Cherry, $7.99; Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Feline, $5.99; Color Sensational Lipcolor, Espresso Exposed, $4.40; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Cherry Bomb, $2.29; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Creature, $5.00; Nyx Simply Vamp Lip Cream, Aphrodisiac, $6.49; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Siren, $5.99 ColourPop Lippie Stix, Chateau, $5.00

Siss: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Echo, $4.00; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Polliwog, $5.00

Smoked Purple: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Va Va Violet, $7.99; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Medusa, $4.00; Nyx Simply Vamp Lip Cream, Temptress, $6.49 Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lisptick, Melancholy, $6.99; Fierce Magenta Lipstick, Purple Ink, $9.50; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Feminist, $5.00; SheaMoisture Shea butter Luscious Lipstick, Black Plum, $9.99

Snob: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Power, $4.00; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Think Pink, $2.29; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Pony, $5.00; Maybelline Super Stay 14hr Lipstick, Perpetual Peony, $8.99

So Chaud: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Ravish Me Red, $7.99; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Indie Flick, $5.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Vibrant Mandarin, $5.99

Sophisto: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Dulce Caramelo, $5.49

Speak Louder: Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Moss, 05, $4.39; Revlon Moon Drops Lipstick, Persian Melon, $7.19; Nyx Butter Lipstick, Fizzies, $5.99

Speed Dial: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Paris, $4.00

Spice It Up!: Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Cinnamon Spice, $2.29

Spirit: ELF Studio Matte Lip Color, Praline, $3.00

Strength: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Apollo, $4.00

Styled in Sable: Nyx Matte Lipstick, Maison, $5.99; Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Touchable Taupe, $4.40

Sunny Seoul: L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipstick, I Pink You’re Cute, $7.99

Sushi Kiss: Revlon ColorBurst Matte Balm, Mischievous, $9.49

Sweet & Sour: Colourpop Lippie Stix, Tipsy, $5.00; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Just Enough Buff, $7.99

Sweetie: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Blushing Mauve, $7.99

Syrup: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Sassy Mauve, $7.99; L’Oreal Colour Riche Lipcolor, Saucy Mauve, $7.99

Tabla: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Coffee Bean, $6.39

Tanarama: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Celene, $4.00

Tangerine Dream: Nyx Macaron Lippie, Orange Blossom, $6.00; Impulse Cosmetics Opaque Matte Lipstick, Manic, $6.99

Taupe: City Colors City Chic Lipstick, Head Over Heels, $5.00; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Mink, $7.99

Touch: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Heredes, $4.00; L.A. Girl Luxury Creme Lipstick, Amour, $4.00

Toxic Tale: Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Femme, $3.99; Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Moss, 110, $5.29; City Color Be Matte Lipstick, Bright Red, $4.99

Twig: Maybelline Color Sensational Creamy Matte Lip Color, A Touch of Spice, $7.99; Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Moss, 104, $5.39; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, B52, $3.99; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Rose Femme, $5.49; Revlon ColorBurst Matte Balm, Sultry, $9.49

Up The Amp: Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Berry Haute, $7.99; CoverGirl Colorlicious Lipstick, Divine Wine, $7.99; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Fern, $5.00; Nyx High Voltage Lipstick, Twisted, $5.99; Maybelline Color Sentational Lipcolor, Brazen Berry, $7.49

Vegas Volt: Nyx Soft Matte Lip Cream, Antwerp, $5.99; Nyx Round Case Lipstick, Haute Melon, $3.99; Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick, Coralberry, $7.99; ELF Studio Moisturizing Lipstick, Coral Cutie, $3.00

Velvet Teddy: City Colors Be Matte Lipstick, Taupe, $4.80; Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Bare It All, $2.29; Nyx Matte Lipstick, Eurotrash, $5.99; Nyx Simply Nude Lip Cream, Sable,$6.49; Colour Pop Lippie Stix, Cookie, $5.00

Verve: Wet ‘N’ Wild MegaLast Lip Color, Mocha-licious, $2.29; Maybelline Color Sensation Lipcolor, Untainted Spice, $4.40; ColourPop Lippie Stix, Grunge, $5.00

Violetta: Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Violet Volt, $5.49

Viva Glam I: Nyx Matte Lipstick, Alabama, $5.99; Milani Color Statement Lipstick, Cherry Crave, $5.49

Viva Glam V: Revlon ColorBurst Lip Butter, Peach Parfait, $7.49 Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Nearly There, $6.63

Watch Me Simmer: Maybelline Color Sensational Lipcolor, Coral Burst, $7.49; ColorPop Lippie Stix, Rocket, $5.00

Yash: Nyx Simply Nude Lip Cream, Exposed, $6.49; Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color, Truffle Tease, $7.49

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The sudden, violent explosions that burst dangerously close to his ship sent Matt hurdling to the ground, landing face first into the cold, metal floor.
Groaning, he began to sorely pull himself up, but he heard his communications device whir to life, voices suddenly crackling into the com.
He was screwed.

Matt scrambled to lay flat on the ground, pressing himself close to the console of the ship. If he could reach up, press a single button, he could hope he’d make it out with nothing more than a compressed thruster and his accelerators burnt out. As he began to reach up, he suddenly saw his screen. It projected /his/ control room. It projected the faces of five- no, six people.

Five of the six had color coded suits of armor with similar helmets, but Matt couldn’t catch more of the figures, because at that point he’d disappeared back out of view.

The blue one, who’d obviously caught sight of Matt’s movement, yelped, “Guys, this isn’t funny! Is this another space ship haunting!? Because that is /not/ cool!”

Sweet lil Mandragora babies! These are the designs for my Lapel pins that will be up to sell in my shop by the end of the week. I will post a link to the shop once I have it all up and running. These ARE limited so if you want to claim one, feel free to message me and I will be certain you get dibs. I should have pics of the finished pins up soon. Flat matte pins will be $6, and sealed gloss pins will be $10. I am also going to run discounts for buying the whole set so stay tuned!

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Some color sketchwork for my piece for the @radiance-anthology! I was originally trying to see if I could do parts of the piece in gouache (the Will on the right) because I like the flat, matte colors, but that turned out to be a bust because I’d have to do the entire thing lineless - drawing with ink pens on gouache is a pain, and the ink dries very glossy so it won’t scan or photograph properly. 

So basically, looks like I’m gonna stick with watercolor for now XD 

anonymous asked:

Shatt, 2

At my worst, I worry you’ll realize you deserve better. At my best, I worry you won’t. (I’ve never been better.)


The lights of the arena were blinding in this match.  It seemed like they were always pointed directly into his eyes, and he couldn’t tell if it was on purpose or not.

It didn’t matter.  Shiro still needed to win.

Forcing his eyes to relax, Shiro stopped trying to see clearly and just looked for the black blur that was his opponent, silhouetted against the backdrop.  They moved fast, though, dodging around Shiro in a pattern he couldn’t figure out.

He barely got a second to react when they suddenly launched at him, their blade shining a new light into Shiro’s eyes.

He tumbled to the ground, safely rolling out of the way, as a plan started to unfold in his mind.  The metal of his opponent’s blade shone like that, so what if he used his arm to-

Diving forward again, his opponent struck, and Shiro shifted so it whistled past his ear.  Then he raised his arm, half automatic reaction and half poorly thought out plan.  He needed to reflect light, he needed light, he must need it on-

His fist connected with the alien’s face.

They screamed.

So did Shiro.

So did Shiro.

Sitting up, he panted out his panic, aware of the sweat clinging to his chest, of his choked, terrified breathing, of the purple glow of his activated arm in a dark room.

Of Matt sitting up next to him, awake and eyes wide.

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anonymous asked:

Being a self-indulgent fan. Headcanons for Near/L/One of the Wammy's Boys being autistic.

I think all the Wammy’s boys are probably on the scale but I think Matt especially so:

- Matt breaking his headphones and melting down. He can’t cope with the constant ticking of the clock on the walls , the hum of the radiators and the clicking of his keyboard when he types. He can’t use any other pairs of headphones as they don’t feel right in his ears and have the wrong kinds of vibrations. Mello gets him a new pair expedited to the flat

- Matt rambling to Mello about the new fun thing he found out about coding, how excited he is to try it and it’s so cool Mell just you wait to see what I can do with it!

- Matt stimming as he works, snapping his fingers and flexing his hands so he can concentrate

- Matt using the same pillow for seven years because otherwise his bed is wrong and he can’t sleep

- Matt getting frustrated when Mello uses sarcasm at him because he can’t always pick it up and he has to ask to clarify. Mello is always incredulous that Matt has to ask. Matt stops asking

- Matt needing his goggles for light sensitivity. Most lights are too bright for him to cope with without sensory overload. He takes them off when he’s home and can have the curtains drawn and the lights dimmed

💄💖HOE/SEX PROOF MAKEUP TIPS PT. ONE💖💄

OK, so since my last post was so popular I’ve decided on another set of tips I want to put together for you babes 😊. 

PREP:

💋After washing your face and what not try applying a more lightweight moisturizer than usual. Less grease makes it easier for products on top to cling onto. ( try: Clinique dramatically different moisturizing gel)

💋Always prime! Foundation primer (try: NIVEA mens post-shave balm), eyeshadow primer (try: NYX proof-it) or just use your concealer all over your eyelid and set with a power, and moisturize your lips (try: L’Occataine lip balm) as lip products stick better to lips that aren’t chapped.

💋OK SO THIS IS MY FAVE TRICK SO LISTEN UP!!! 👂After applying your foundation primer, go in with a translucent powder (try: Laura Mercier translucent setting powder) and dust a generous amount on any spots that get particularly oily (nose and centre of forehead for me). DON’T WORRY YOUR MAKEUP WILL NOT LOOK CAKE-Y ONTOP!!!!!

FACE:

💋Find a foundation thats right for your skin type. THEN MIX IT! If you have oily skin feel free to use a mattifying foundation, but if you’re like me and mattes look too flat/drying on you; mix your dry skin foundation with a matte one 👌, best of both worlds 🌎. I usually mix L’Oreal infallible pro glow with Urban Decay All Nighter. 

💋Blend, Blend, Stipple, Stipple, Pat, Pat. WOORRK that foundation into your skin. Blend it in for at least a solid 2-3 minutes.

💋BAKE!!! If you don’t know how go on YouTube theres so many tutorials.

💋Use thin layers. Rather than globbing on foundation or heavily applying powders, use thin layers and build up. Allowing each layer to dry slightly will significantly effect how your makeup sticks.

💋Setting spray!! So helpful, sometimes I’ll apply it in layers throughout my makeup process just to set every level of makeup. Spray some onto your brush before blending in your foundation for bonus marks 😇

Ok so that’s all for tonight. Tomorrow I’ll write up the one for brows/eyes/lips. Hope you hoes learned something new & stay tuned 😍😍😍😍😍

But Not Too Familiar

Shunk Week Fill (¼)

Summary: Some things change.  Some things don’t.  Some things get better.  After all, ten years is far too long to have gone without learning to let loose together.  A non-canonical part of Ten Years On. This will be posted on AO3 shortly after.  Thanks to @xagrok for Beta’ing!


Shiro supposed he should have expected this.

It wasn’t like he thought everyone had kept up strict military protocol in the decade he’d been gone.  Hell, he knew for a fact that wasn’t true, from the stories he’d been told.  And it wasn’t like drinking and relaxing wasn’t a big part of military culture, anyway.

It was just that he’d never experienced it with this group, in the not-quite-a-year they’d spent together.  There just hadn’t been time, going from crisis to training to crashing in bed.  They’d all been various kinds of exhausted the whole time that their recreational activities tended to be relaxing.

Which was how Shiro found himself hovering on the edges of a party.

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For @foxy-voxy and anyone else who was curious about my cartoon-style makeup. Really, the important bit is to make sure everything you use is totally matte. Eyeshadow, highlights, etc.

Face:
Hourglass Vanish stick foundation (Vanilla)
NARS Soft Matte Complete Concealer (Vanilla - I’m noticing a trend here)
Contour with Nyx Wonder Stick in Light/Medium
Set with Nyx Matte But Not Flat Powder (Nude)

Eyes:
Urban Decay Naked Smoky Palette - Combust in the crease
Urban Decay Naked Smoky Palette - Dagger on the lid
Maybelline Line Stiletto liner
Mascara of your choice (I used a French/European brand that’s hard to find)

Lips:
Line and fill lips with Nyx Suede Matte Liner (Soft-Spoken)
Fill with Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lippie (Lolita)

Now, the part that makes it special is the cartoony lines. I find this works best with a few different thicknesses of liner, so I used the above-mentioned Maybelline Line Stiletto along with Hard Candy Bold & Gorgeous and one from Yves Rocher that might be hard to find in the US. The HC one is really handy because it’s got this weird flick-shaped tip that makes thin lines if you press lightly and thicker ones if you press harder, a bit like a fountain pen. Vary the line widths, finer ones around the eyes and lips, thicker ones down the nose and along the jaw-line.

Then be sure to lock it all in place with a setting spray like Urban Decay All Nighter, especially if you’re going to a con or a party!

EYE-DEA FRIDAY - “BLOOD AND ICE”

MAKEUPGEEK Poison liner and Dior 056 Bar palette

I don’t know why but I’ve been very obsessed with the idea of pairing a deep blood red liner with soft grey eyes lately. If you have naturally grey or icy blue eyes (lucky you) this is an idea for you. Otherwise, just whip out those colored lenses!

And darlings the matching brows are EVERYTHING if you want understated drama.

If you have a perfect deep wine red matte shadow that would be the best. But that’s not an easy shade to find. If you only have metallics like me, and need to mix, here’s what I did. I used a blend of a metallic burgundy red and some matte browns from the Zoeva Cocoa Blend palette. This gives a deep red tone but doesn’t look pearly and patchy under your brows.

As for the eyes, I used a grey satin palette (not flat matte but not overly metallic) from Dior, 056 Bar. Yes, it’s pricey but I have it and I’ve been neglecting it. Feel free to use any gunmetal grey, black and a soft white that you have; it doesn’t need to be expensive.

Gunmetal all over

Black very lightly in the outer V

White down the center for a halo effect

The dark and light shadows are not meant to be super obvious. They just add a little subtle depth to the grey so it’s not one flat color. You don’t want a super strong black and white because that takes the attention away from the red liner.

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they keep it all under my bed - paperclipbitch - The Defenders (Marvel TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Defenders (Marvel TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Daredevil (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jessica Jones/Matt Murdock
Characters: Jessica Jones, Matt Murdock
Additional Tags: Pegging, Bottom Matt Murdock, Oral Sex, Smut, Character Study, No Plot/Plotless, No Spoilers, Mild Kink, Hair-pulling, Friendship, everyone is ridiculous especially me
Summary:

“Are you kidding me?” Jessica asks, flat, and Matt quirks an eyebrow. “Jesus Christ, everyone’s right, you have no sense of self-preservation. What’re you gonna do next, ask Danny to fist you?”

“Well,” Matt says carefully, “no.”

Can you make a Matt imagine where is football buddies are teasing him because they caught you and him in the locker room 😏😏 and finally snaps and yells at them…?

“Matt no we’ll get caught” you whined as your boyfriend of 7 months tugs you towards the boys locker room. Matt had just football practice in two hours and he was so horny he decided to go their early so you and him could have alone time. Unfortunately the only place where you guys couldn’t get caught, so you thought, was in the boys locker room. “No we won’t (y/n) no one will be here in at least another hour!” He reasoned as he flipped the light switch on. “I swear if we get caught so help me god” you groaned as he shut the door behind you. Matt just giggled with joy before lifting you, setting you on one of tables. You couldn’t help but to get excited during this all as well. Just the thought of someone walking in on you two made everything even more exciting. “You are literally the best girlfriend” matt exclaimed while kissing up and down your neck. “Oh shut up and do something” you said, tossing your head back. Matt was quick to toss his under armor shirt over his head before his hands found their way to your breasts. You moaned loudly before running your fingers down his abs. “Where do you wanna do it at?” You asked, getting more wetter by the second. “What’s the rush. We’ve got all the time in the world” he said as his fingers groped at your bitt. You just raised an eyebrow at him before grinning. “Oh is that so?” You said before pushing him down to wear his back was laying flat against the table. “I think a little teasing wouldn’t hurt then” you said before sliding down to his basketball shorts, kissing his prominent bulge through his shorts. “Fuck” he said throwing his head back. You grinned before pulling his shorts down, grabbing a hold of his shaft. You started to slowly pump it as he held himself up by his elbows. You grinned as his breathing pace quickened. You slowly licked up the side before swirling your tongue around the tip, knowing that was an ultimate tease for him. “Just suck me already y/n” he groaned, being his sexually frustrated self. You giggled before quickly wrapping your lips around him, bobbing your head at a fast pace. “Oh fuck” he moaned out as your hand pumped what your mouth couldn’t fit. You had done this a couple more times before he pulled your head away. “I’ll cum if you continue” he said before sitting fully up. You sat on your knees before he lifted your shirt and unbuttoning your pants. You moaned loudly as his hands slipped under your underwear, immediately rubbing you where you craved him. “So fucking wet” he said seductively in your ear. You just rocked your hips along his hand in response, your mouth open and your eyes shut. He kissed along your neck as he stuck a finger Into you, plunging it at a fast pace. “Oh god Matt” you moaned while squeezing on his biceps tightly, your legs shaking. You placed sloppy kisses against matt’s lips as you came over his hand. After you calmed down Matt laid you flat on the table before pulling your pants off as well as under wear. As he stood to the side, removing himself of his boxers and shorts you unhooked your bra, tossing it across the room. You watched as Matt made his way back to you before placing himself in between your legs. You wrapped your arms around him as he slowly slid himself inside of you, pulling out just as slow. He leaned his head down kissing your neck as he quickened his pace, the table wobbling under you both. “Faster Matt” you commanded, wrapping your legs around his waist. He did just that, his thrusts getting quicker. “You feel amazing baby girl” Matt said in your ear as he roughly rammed into you. “I’m close” you moaned but Matt stopped his movements, pulling out of you. You looked at him with confusion until he sat at one of the close by chairs, patting his lap. You quickly made your way to him before sliding down on his hard shaft. His hands quickly found their way to your waist, moving your body roughly against his. The room was filled with your moaning and his groaning until you heard a couple of laughs while keys fumbled at the door. You both quickly jumped up, grabbing clothes before running to the bathroom. You both hid in the semi-dark bathroom as you stumbled to get dressed. You had managed to toss your shirt over your head and button your pants up when you realized you left both your panties and bra out in locker section. “Fuck!” You groaned mentally face palming yourself. “Why’s the lights on?” One of the guys questioned. “Luckily it wasn’t the coach’s or you both would have been in serious trouble. "Oh shit man that’s a bra!” Another guy said. Matthew glared at you as you lowered your head. “Oh shit here’s a matching pair of underwear too” another said. So far there was three. “Hey aren’t those matt’s shoes?” The first guy said. This time it was your turn to glare at matt. He sighed before stepping out of the bathroom. “Aye matt these yours?” One of the guys questioned, holding up your bra and panties. “No ” you mumbled stepping out of the bathroom behind matt. The boys laws dropped as they stared at you. You just rolled your eyes before awkwardly snatching your underwear back from one of the three guys. “Please don’t tell coach. I’ll pay you or something just god please don’t say anything to anyone.” Matt begged. They just all laughed loudly. “Bro who fucks their girlfriend in a locker room!?” One of the guys teased. “Shut the fuck up dude we had no where else!"matt reasoned but he knew they were never going to let this go. "Anywhere but a locker room” the guy continued. “At least he gets some unlike your nerdy ass. And FYI, girls find it 10x hotter if you take them to a secret place. So if I were you, I’d be taking notes” you snapped, instantly making them shut up. “Alright calm your girlfriend matt we were only joking. ” the guy said throwing his hands up in defense. “Alright but seriously please don’t say anything. I’ll probably be kicked off the team if anyone found out” matt begged. They all nodded their heads agreeing. “You owe us each twenty though” one of the guys said. “And we get to keep her underwear. ” another said. “What the fuck man no!” Matt exclaimed. You giggled before pressing your hand on his chest. “Let them have it. They weren’t my favorite anyways ” you said even though it was weird that they wanted your underwear. Matt sighed glaring st the smirking boys. “Fine but I’ll kick your ass if anyone else heard about it got it?” He said sternly. They were quick to nod their heads, obviously scared of matt. You sighed before walking towards the door. “Where are you going?” Matt asked quickly. “Home. I’ll have the whole football team watching me if I stayed for your practice with no bra on. ” you said pointing st your t shirt that was showing a little more than needed. “Fine” he groaned before walking over to you and pecking your lips. “We’ll finish what we started later” he whispered before smacking your butt. You just chuckled while shaking your head before walking out of the room.