matt stop it

okay but the glasses Pidge always wears were Matts right? he’s wearing them in his official astronaut picture but not when he and Shiro are about to be forced to fight. in the scenes where Pidge is at home and gets thrown out of the garrison they’re not wearing glasses; so did Matt leave his glasses at home and just take contacts to space, only to have Pidge later steal his glasses? does he only need to wear them sometimes or is he blind without them? I started thinking about this and now I’m concerned about him stumbling around blind in space. and if Pidge is wearing glasses but doesn’t need to, how much is that messing up their vision? and why are they wearing them? I get it if it was for part of a disguise at the garrison but now that everyone knows who they are is it just sentimental?


Neil Josten let his cigarette burn to the filter without taking a drag. He didn’t want the nicotine; he wanted the acrid smoke that reminded him of his mother. If he inhaled slowly enough, he could almost taste the ghost of gasoline and fire.


MatPat: *takes a deep breath*

MatPat: i lo-

Jason: yes, you love Stephanie, we know, you love Stephanie so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Stephanie we KNOW, you love Stephanie you fucking love Stephanie okay we know, we get it, YOU LOVE STEPHANIE FUCKING PATRICK. WE GET IT.

The official team picture for the Foxes is a mess. Dan and Matt are leaning on each other and grinning(they probably have their faces pressed together what nerds). Allison is back to back with Renee and they’re making finger guns. Nicky has his arm flung across Aaron’s shoulders, who looks irritated (probably because Nicky has to bend down slightly to get his arm around him). Kevin is in the process of yelling at Neil. Andrew is off to the side throwing up a peace sign with an emotionless facial expression.

Meanwhile, the Ravens are all lined up and they’ve previously practiced their exact expressions and the precise angle that their heads are tilted.

Summary: Matt likes to think Neil is done saying things that will get himself killed. Andrew disagrees.

Relationships: Matt & Neil, established Andrew/Neil

Warning: This is very pointless and the proof that I can write fluff and crack of anything. 

Word Count: 1474

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