signs as joey tribbiani moments
  • Aries: tries to speak french but ends up with "we poo poo"
  • Taurus: ichiban, lipstick for men *wink*
  • Gemini: when he got a turkey stuck on his head
  • Cancer: eats all the food in the fridge cause it broke
  • Leo: iM CURVY AND I LIKE IT
  • Virgo: drinks 4 gallons of milk
  • Libra: goes commando, wears all of chandlers clothes and does lunges
  • Scorpio: cant decide if he wants sex or food more and comes up with girls on bread
  • Sagittarius: smell the fart acting
  • Capricorn: hey, how you doin?
  • Aquarius: JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD
  • Pisces: custard good, jam good, meat gOOD