matt in a bathtub

anonymous asked:

26. Shiro and Matt from Voltron, please? And like the person home can be anyone you want.

kaskfgkaeyhfk this probably wasn’t what you were asking but this is all I could come up with.

Pairings: Matt/Shiro

Word count: 581

Fandom: Voltron

Warning: Panic attack

26. Midnight outing

Shiro would say waking him up at midnight on a weekday was something he’d never forgive. His sleeping hours were limited ever since he got the new job, so if he got any sleep at all, he’d guard it like a dragon guards its gold. So when his phone started ringing loudly at 12:26 am, to say he was grumpy would be the understatement of the year. He picked up his phone and didn’t bother checking the contact name. He answered with a small grunt. On the other side of the line all he could hear were small sobs and ragged breaths.

If ‘Bring Me To Life’ didn’t wake him up, this definitely did. He suddenly sat up in bed and checked the contact name. 

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Can you guys tell us some embarrassing Arthur Darvill stories?  

Matt: Arthur - there was a time in New York, I’m not going to tell you the real story here. It’s a bit of a story, the real story - it’s perhaps not for this environment. We were really late, weren’t we, for a press thing?

Karen: Oh, yeah.

Matt: And sometimes Arthur would get [imitating Arthur] quite sort of hit up, and he would be like, “GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU? WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DAD?”

Karen: Yeah, like he screamed it, like really seriously.

Matt: And I’d just fallen in the bath, fully clothed.

[Karen laughs hysterically] 

Matt: It’s true. We’ll leave it at that, but…

[Karen continues to laugh hysterically].

Karen: I can’t believe that you fell in the bath…

Matt: Yeah, yeah…

Karen: I’m crying with laughter. You fell in the bathtub!

Matt: I know. She was there! And I was just like [stands up and falls back into chair].

Karen: I was like, “Are you okay?”

Matt: And we were just about to leave the room, and you were just, you were just…

Karen: I mean…

Matt: …on the floor, laughing at me. And then Arthur was outside getting cross cause I was soaking wet, fully clothed in the bath.

Karen: I mean really angry.

Matt and Karen's Panel at Calgary Expo 2014: Can you guys tell us some embarrassing Arthur Darvill stories?
  • Matt: Arthur—there was a time in New York, I'm not going to tell you the real story here. It's a bit of a story, the real story—it's perhaps not for this environment. We were really late, weren't we, for a press thing?
  • Karen: Oh, yeaah.
  • Matt: And sometimes Arthur would get [imitating Arthur] quite sort of hit up, and he would be like, "GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU? WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DAD?"
  • Karen: Yeah, like he screamed it, like really seriously.
  • Matt: And I'd just fallen in the bath, fully clothed.
  • (Karen laughs hysterically)
  • Matt: It's true. We'll leave it at that, but...
  • Karen: (Karen continues to laugh hysterically) I can't believe that you fell in the bath...
  • Matt: Yeah, yeah...
  • Karen: I'm crying with laughter. You fell in the bathtub!
  • Matt: I know. She was there! And I was just like (stands up and falls back into chair).
  • Karen: I was like, "Are you okay?"
  • Matt: And we were just about to leave the room, and you were just, you were just...
  • Karen: I mean...
  • Matt: ...on the floor, laughing at me. And then Arthur was outside getting cross cause I was soaking wet, fully clothed in the bath.
  • Karen: I mean really angry.

Lets look at the REAL crimes against humanity Jontron has committed.  I’m sure I missed a bunch:

  • Threatening to punch Arin and Suzy’s gingerbread house.
  • Screaming directly into the mic and clipping the audio.
  • Breaking into Ross’ house and touching his stuff.
  • Using up all the Moon funds for himself, thereby not affording Danny a chance to go.
  • Making Hitler jokes.
  • Tearing up a magazine about Princess Diana.
  • Nearly getting banned by the FBI.
  • Stabbing someone or something in his bathtub.
  • Killing Matt Smith
  • And finally…

  • HOT DAYUM!