Voltron but as things my family and friends have said/done
Shiro walks in and hears a crash from above: “What did you guys break now?”
Pidge: That was the sound of my crashing hopes and dreams, Shiro! Hopes *Dramatic pause* and dreams…
Lance sitting across from Keith at a lunch table: If I put this butter in your hair, will you be mad at me?
Keith: *Throws applesauce at Lance*
Pidge looking at Coran’s Shoes: Why are you wearing socks with sandals?
Coran: Because it is Winter.
Hunk braiding Allura’s hair: Wow, it’s really soft, how do you do that?
Allura, very seriously: I dip it in the blood of my demons.
*Hunk lets go of the hair.*
*Lance singing along with a song on the computer*
Shiro: Can you quiet down, please?
*Lance puts headphones in his computer but continues to sing at the top of his lungs.*
Coran looking at baby pictures with Allura: Awe, look at you right here!
*Allura taking the picture from his hand and running off with it*: NO ONE SHALL EVER SEE THIS! IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!
Lance walking past Pidge: Whats up, Garbage?
Pidge: Nothing much, Trash.
Lance driving the car: Oh look Keith, cows!
*Keith glances at the cows then notices the cars about to swerve off the road*: LANCE!!!
*Lance straightens the car, avoiding the ditch*: What we were just going to go see the cows! *Laughs*
Keith: WE WERE GOING TO GO SEE JESUS!
Matt from inside the bathroom: Katie, can you come help me?
*Katie cautiously opening the bathroom door*: What do you need my help with in there?
*Katie sees Matt covered in bubbles in the bathtub as the bubbles grow taller and tower over his head and spill over the tub*:
Matt: The jets made them grow!! Help!!!
*Katie slowly closing the door*: I guess you could say your ‘Naked and Afraid!
*Acxa see Lotor messing with something by his locker*: Hey, what are you-
*Ezor is squished in the locker and Lotor is laughing uncontrollably*
Ezor: I wanted to see if I’d fit… I think I’m stuck guys!
*Hunk and Pidge out for lunch*
*Pidge drops a hot piece of Pizza on her legs*: Oh Mother F-
*Hunk motions at the Mother and child at the table next to them*
*Pidge under her breath*: Froot loops
*The team playing dodge ball*
*Keith trips and stumbles into Lance*: Sorry, so sorry!
Lance: Awe, you’re blushing!
*Shiro hitting Lance with a dodge ball*: Yes! Good job, Keith! Keep distracting the enemy!
Yeah, I thought it would be fun to put the weird things that the people I care about do, and mix it with my favorite show… *softly* what have I done?