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…We got pulled over every fucking time. Every time. There was a tag on it that just said ‘My Chemical Romance’ and a cop pulled us over one time, and was like, ‘Do you know what My Chemical Romance is? It means mobile meth lab.’ And we were like, ‘I don’t know anything about that…’”