So we all know what needs to happen in @rickandmorty - Rick needs to create a Jaeger called Richter Mortis, and since he won’t drift with anyone but Morty, Rick will get incredibly wasted so that he’s dumb enough to be drift compatible with his grandson. Either way, Godzilla’s probably about to murder them.
“…We got pulled over every fucking time. Every time. There was a tag on it that just said ‘My Chemical Romance’ and a cop pulled us over one time, and was like, ‘Do you know what My Chemical Romance is? It means mobile meth lab.’ And we were like, ‘I don’t know anything about that…’”