matt dont do this

  • (somewhere in a space rebel base idk)
  • Lance over the comms: Pidge come quick! We found your brother!!
  • Matt: ...... what the fuck's a pidge
Dr. Matt asks for help

Nurse: Hey Dr. Wayfaring, there’s a doctor from TertiaryHospital on the phone for you about Mr. H’s blood cultures.

Wayfaring, on phone: Hello, this is [firstname] Wayfaring?

Doctor: Heeey…. ummm. [heavy breathing] This is uh… Matt? From Team B? Oh, at TertiaryHospital. 

Wayfaring: Hey Matt from team B. 

Doctor Matt: Oh…uh…. this guy says his blood cultures grew some really rare bacteria at some point? Like none of us have ever heard of it.  Can you send us the report? Do you know what to do about it?

Wayfaring: Well Matt, I read up on it when he first grew it out. It’s intrinsically resistant to Vancomycin, so y’all should probably get him off the Vanc. Other than that, you consult infectious disease. 

Matt: In..fec..shus….  dis…ease… Got it. 

Wayfaring: Have a good day Matt!

Nurse: What was that about? That sounded weird. 

Wayfaring: Oh that was Matt. He’s obviously an intern who was stuck and didn’t know what to do next. 

7

But the world has changed, the future is uncertain.
And in the opinion of this humble reposter,
before things get better,
              they’re going to get a lot worse.

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pockethaus!

rikamello.deviantart.com

MxMS: Anybody that would like to reblog this without my stupid thoughts, forgive me. But… I am sitting here, it’s way too late to even think and… I got hit. There is loneliness on the horizon, some kind of longing for something I’ve never had, it makes me want to laugh but my throat is too tight.
I just think these people (not characters, people) are too precious to me. And this artist, I can’t even comprehend how could anybody so talented live on the same planet as I do.
They say talent is only about patience but fuck, I don’t know, I- my thoughts are ragged. I am officially struck by a metaphorical lightning.
So I think I’m just gonna hop into my bed and maybe the tears will finally fall down, letting me grasp something, anything.

do you think after a while shiro would have gotten annoyed that matt wouldnt shut up about his little sister all the time they were on the mission

matt, in space: you know what else is great about my sister katie

shiro, staring longingly out the airlock: what.

then he meets her and he GETS IT now. he understands EVERYTHING.

shiro, fifteen minutes after meeting pidge: GO. BE GREAT.

Somebody has probably already done this but I started watching Daredevil so have Kingpin as Gordon Ramsey and Matt as a random Hell’s kitchen contestant. 

Time for Kingpin to get his goddamn lamb sauce.

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