I thought I was upset when I missed Madison Bumgarner’s first career homer, after waiting and anticipating for it during every single start for the past two years.
Holy shit, that level of being upset doesn’t come close to missing Matt Cain’s perfecto.
I was still able to come home from work and watch the game replay at 2am. The game finished and I passed out on the couch with the happiest fucking tears of my life.
Not apologizing for the upcoming perfecto spam. It’s expected, especially since I fucking missed it live. If there was I time that I’d hit the post limit, it’d probably be now. I remember saying that I needed to be slapped if I ever spammed enough to hit the post limit. Slap me fucking silly, because MATT MOTHERFUCKING CAIN.