matt berninger

  • Normal people:I love you
  • Matt Berninger:you know you have a permanent piece of my medium-sized American heart
  • Normal people:I'm feeling good
  • Matt Berninger:I'm a birthday candle in a circle of black girls
  • Normal people:growing up sucks
  • Matt Berninger:another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults
  • Normal people:do you miss me?
  • Matt Berninger:am I the one you think about when you're sitting in your fainting chair drinking pink rabbits?
  • Normal people:I look good
  • Matt Berninger:I'm a perfect piece of ass
  • Normal people:my life is falling apart
  • Matt Berninger:this isn't working, you, my middlebrow fuck-up
  • Normal people:I'm drunk
  • Matt Berninger:I'm on a bloodbuzz
  • Normal people:I'm afraid I'll end up hurting you
  • Matt Berninger:I was afraid I'd eat your brains 'cause I'm evil
  • Normal people:you're my dream girl
  • Matt Berninger:you know I dreamed about you for 29 years before I saw you
  • Normal people:I was busy
  • Matt Berninger:I'm sorry I missed you, I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain
  • Normal people:I'm not very interesting
  • Matt Berninger:when I walk into a room I do not light it up... fuck
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