mating facts

listen bitches (marvel)

so after that finale; if in dd s3 they try to shove k*redevil down our throats as matt “moving on” again, i just won’t be able to buy it. matt was 100% ready to die for elektra. he even told danny he basically didn’t expect to make it out. he knew the risks of staying down there with her and he did it anyway. they held each other as they ‘died’. do you understand: matt willingly sacrificed himself for her. just like when she sacrificed herself for him. they’re soulmates, and that’s just a fact. it’s not the healthiest relationship, but there’s no denying their love for each other. i don’t think matt will ever love someone else like he loves elektra. so yea, sorry marvel but i don’t think anyone will be here for matt and karen

You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch. Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it’s really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy.

You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can’t write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that’s really not you. It’s not ingrained. It’s not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like.

If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it’s the only way.

—  Julien Smith, The Flinch

FEYSAND BABY RANT

Alright guys we all know that it’s coming, after the Bone Carver looked like a mini Rhys when Feyre met with him. We know what to expect- that they will have a little boy that looks like Rhys… but like lets fucking discuss this- Rhysand’s entire family was murdered, and he had absolutely no one. After pining for Feyre for a year or two and having them finally fall in love, finally have her completely as his and he as hers… he finally belongs somewhere. Like he can finally be rooted. And now, he’ll have a little boy and possibly more children, and I just cannot even fathom the love he will have for that child. The fact that it came from him, and his mate… the fact that it is his child, his very own to love and protect and train…. Rhysand will be whole. Every single piece of his life will have fallen into place. Oh my god.

You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch.
Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it’s really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy.

You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can’t write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that’s really not you. It’s not ingrained. It’s not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like.

If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it’s the only way.

Set fire to your old self. It’s not needed here. It’s too busy shopping, gossiping about others, and watching days go by and asking why you haven’t gotten as far as you’d like. This old self will die and be forgotten by all but family, and replaced by someone who makes a difference.

Your new self is not like that. Your new self is the Great Chicago Fire—overwhelming, overpowering, and destroying everything that isn’t necessary.

— 

Julien Smith

Alpha/Beta/Omega sentence meme!

Feel free to add your own!

  • “Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to be an (alpha/beta/omega) instead of an (alpha/beta/omega)?”
  • “What’s it like? Going through (heat/rut)?”
  • “I think the world would be a better place if we didn’t have alphas or omegas- imagine, everyone as a beta!”
  • “I said no!”
  • “I don’t understand how people can cheat once they’re mated- everyone else smells wrong.”
  • “I know we didn’t get off to the best start, but I want to try again; I want to court you, please? Or at least be friends! I don’t care that you’re an (alpha/beta/omega), I want to know you.”
  • “I’m tired of dealing with my (heat/rut) alone, could you please help me?”
  • “I like it when you get jealous/possessive/protective~”
  • “You know… Next time we have sex… I wouldn’t mind being bitten, we’re practically mates anyway right?”
  • “Did you bite me?!”
  • “I have goals in life and I’m not going to let being an (alpha/beta/omega) slow me down!”
  • “Some days I just want to say ‘fuck biology’ and settle down with a Beta, less drama with them y’know?”
  • “So I’m not an (alpha/beta/omega), that doesn’t mean we can’t be together!”
  • “Wow you smell really good today; new perfume/cologne?
  • “If potential mates can’t handle the fact that we smell like each other because we’re friends then they aren’t worthy mates.”
  • “Remember those sleepovers we had when we were younger, and we’d whisper about what we thought we’d present as, tease each other about what we thought our mates would be like… We should do that again, we’ve got lots more to whisper about now.”
  • “Omega’s aren’t slaves and they’re not porcelain dolls!”
  • “Not all alpha’s are controlling egotistical assholes!”
  • “The next alpha to look at me like I’m a piece of meat is going to get my foot up their ass.”
  • “I’m sorry if I freaked you out, I didn’t like the way that (alpha/beta/omega) was looking at you- it creeped me out and I didn’t know if you felt comfortable around them.”
  • “I don’t care if you do or don’t have a knot, I’m not interested in sex with anyone.”
  • “You DO realize I’m aromantic, right? I don’t want a mate.”
  • “Oh gods, did your heat just start?”
  • “I love how submissive/dominant you are.”
  • “Can we just cuddle tonight? I want more than just sex with you.”
  • “Slick tastes really gross, does it taste better to alpha’s/omega’s?”
  • “Knots sound so scary, are they really worth all the hype…?”
  • “If you had kids one day what do you hope they’ll be?”
  • “Can you walk me to my car please/walk me home? I get nervous being alone at night…”
  • “I want you as my mate.”
  • “What do I have to do to make her/him/them realize I want her/him/them to claim me?!”
  • “I still want a wedding.”
  • “You’re the only (alpha/beta/omega) I trust with this…”
So I am bored so I decided look up weird animal mating facts

1. Female Giraffes will urinated in the Male’s mouth to determine if the female is a good mate for the male. 

2.When the male honey bee mates with the queen he gives up his penis and his life as well… 

3. Argentine Lake ducks have very long penises, and they lasso the escaping females to attempt to mate with them. 

4. The male hippo positions himself in the view of a potential female mate and proceeds to defecate and urinate simultaneously in hope he catches the eye of a female hippo. 

5. White Fronted Parrots will kiss locking their beaks and playing with each other’s tongues, as the kissing session drags on, the male will eventually vomit into the female’s mouth.. well isn’t that attractive… 

6. When a male anglerfish mates he bites her releasing an enzyme and then he dwindles into nothing but a small parasitic lump of sperm attached to her. 

7. Flatworms have both male and female sex organ, the male organ turns out to be two-dagger-like penises that they use to hunt as as mate. Two flatworms fight to stab eachother while avoiding getting stabbed, The loser who gets stab will be the one to absorb the sperm through their skin. 

Animals are so weird

Humans are weird: body odour

Isn’t it strange how to mask our natural smell? Science has told us that we will find someone’s smell attractive if they have different immunities to us, because then the offspring will have a better chance for a better immunity system.

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Sek'this tasted the air around him. It wasn’t quite right. Human Sarah didn’t usually secrete these smells.

“Human sarah. Are you feeling alright?”
“Perfectly, thank you. Why do you ask?”
“Your smell. It tastes different. That usually means your body is acting differently to something”
“Oh, I’m just trying a different perfume”
“Perfume?”

Sek'this was told that the humans had a tendency to mask their natural smells with chemical ones. He didn’t underatand. Their bodies created their own unique smell to attract a viable and suitable mate, according to the study texts he had read.
Why would they do this?
According to human Sarah it wasn’t to NOT attract a mate. In fact, she told him that it would attract better than her natural ‘body odour’

“B.O. Isn’t nice. It smells horrid and sweaty and just… unclean, sometimes”
“But… how do you know if your mate has a viable immunity system?”
“We use chemical injections to force an immunity so we don’t need to worry about that anymore”
“…. your species is a strange one Sarah. Do you use any of your natural abilities anymore?”
“Not really, no”

THEORY

Okay so there’s this part in ACOMAF where Rhy’s talks about his parents and how they weren’t quite right for each other;

“my father and mother, despite being mates, were wrong for each other. My father was cold and calculating, and could be vicious, as he had been trained to be since birth. My mother was soft and fiery and beloved by everyone she met. She hated him after a time—but never stopped being grateful that he had saved her wings, that he allowed her to fly whenever and wherever she wished.“

And that’s sad and all but had anyone considered that they were mates purely for the fact that they produced THE most powerful high lords in Prythian’s history????!?

REASONS THAT RHYSAND IS MY FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER OF ALL TIME:

- Protected and loved Feyre even when it meant she had to hate him
- Feminist (i.e. making his Second and Third in Command ladies!)
- Recovering victim of sexual/physical/mental abuse
- Gave Feyre a wage even when she didn’t ask for one
- Taught her to write/made her eat/kept her moving when she was manically depressed
- Waited until it was absolutely inevitable to take her to the Night Court long term, because despite her declining health, she always chose to return to the Spring Court
- Endures prejudice of an entire nation for the sake of his people
- Gave up his body and his powers for the sake of his people
- Made sure that Under the Mountain, he gave Feyre a means of forgetting what would occur in his nights with her (the wine), but still show her where she’d been touched (the body paint)
- Let her choose freely to accept the Mating bond
- In fact, went so far as to hide it and allow her to continue on sleeping with the shithead that murdered his family
- Allows her to have certain parts of her mind be private, despite having complete access to them
- He’s extremely stylish
- And also very handsome and can get real nasty
- Literally does everything he can for everyone he loves and takes zero credit for any of it
- Is a strong male who can be portrayed as broken and in tears
- Rhysand is just the fucking greatest and gives me lots of feelings and holy shit

Bitten pt. 10

Originally posted by dearbyun


Bitten

Part 1 - Part 2 -  Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10 - Part 11 - Part 12

Description: So many questions but were you really ready to bond with Baekhyun?

Genre: Smut // Fluff // Slight Angst

Pairing: Byun Baekhyun x Reader

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“Are you sure? Like 100% sure?”

You give Baekhyun a look. He nervously bites on his lip and you let out a sigh.

“Baek you’ve asked me that 10 times in the last 5 minutes.”

His shoulders slump a little. “I know I just want to be sure. This is going to be forever.” He blushes a little.

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I have had these designs lying around for nearly a year now? about time i did something with them! added in a few other ones and smartened up some of the paint work. 

There will DEFINITELY be inaccuracies in the weapons, so please don’t think I don’t know XD it’s just a little bit of fun to explore some more variations and morphology in Pokemon. the original post can be found HERE. and the pokedex entries can be found below the read more line.

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Mate

Group: BTS

Pairing: RAP MONSTER X READER

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Summary: Namjoon knows you are his mate, he’s just too scared of rejection to tell you.

Genre: fluff, shifter au

Length: 0.9k

A/N: so you can argue he’s meant to be a rat and what not, but i’m just following what Tae said he was sooo go take it up with him.

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Namjoon had been told by his mother to be wary in relationships, that he needed to not fall for just any girl with a pretty face because Fennec foxes mate for life. But Namjoon interpreted her statement in a different manner, telling himself that no young adult wants to be tied down with that pressure, even if most shifters faced similar problems.

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Characters: Dean x Reader, Sam, Castiel

Word Count: 1,613

Warnings: Implied smut, language, but other than that, just fluff

Request: Can I request a Dean imagine please? One where the boys meet a girl while she’s hunting the same vamp nest as them and Dean basically has a love at first sight moment. This girl is all sass and Zeppelin shirts and Dean eventually asks her out and to move into the bunker. But the first time she meets Cas Dean has to ask why he’s looking back and fourth between them, so Cas confirms that they are in fact soul mates.

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Originally posted by sooper-dee-dooper-natural

“If I find that damn vampire, he’s going to fucking get it.” You growled to yourself, climbing inside your car.

This damn vampire was causing so much shit with his nest, that it drew you in. You hated vampires and hated hunting them but it is what had to be done. You were a hunter for god sake. You should act like it and stop being a damn baby.

You knew where the nest was and since you were alone, you needed to take them out by yourself. You never really hung out with other hunters because you had a certain way of doing things and other hunters would always fuck it up. So, you’ve been a lone hunter since you graduated high school.

You think you were doing pretty good by yourself. You didn’t have to depend on any one but yourself and if something went wrong, you had only yourself to blame and you were okay with that.

Vampires were always a pain in the ass and deserved to die. You actually had close encounters with them and almost got turned a few times but you always managed to escape.

This was a strange hunt already because it seems like wherever you went, people seemed to be already questioned and the morgue seemed to already been visited. Maybe there were other hunters here but you got here first. This was your hunt and you were going to beat whoever the hell was here to the nest first. That is why you raced out of the motel you were staying at and zoomed down the street.

You got there in no time but your eyes zeroed in on the beautiful late 60s Impala. They were already here.

Oh well, you could use the help. You always had difficulty to take on nests alone.

You grabbed your machete, pulled on your leather jacket over your favorite Zeppelin shirt and booked it inside. You heard grunts and sloshes come from one of the rooms but before you could investigate, a vampire pounced on you. You growled and fought him off, doing your best to keep his fangs away from you.

The vampire pinned you against the wall and you struggled, kicking wherever it would hurt. You got him on his knees and brought your machete down so fast, he didn’t have time to react. Blood sprayed on you but you ignored it, walking to the room where you heard noises come from.

You walked inside, seeing two very attractive men fight off three vampires. You knew they would need help and you were here to provide it. There were already many vampires that lay dead but you weren’t going to stop until all of them were dead. You rushed to aid the men and threw the vampire to the ground, slicing his head right off.

This was the first time the men noticed you and the shorter, green-eyed one stared at you as if you were the only person in the room. You would have stared back but the vampire was sneaking up behind him. Your eyes widened and pushed past him, killing the vampire. The taller one already killed his vampire and now everyone was dead. You breathed heavily, looking at the men.

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