Are you the square root of 2? Because you make me feel irrational

n-ppeunyeoja-deactivated2017013 asked:

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Are you the square root of 2? Because you make me feel irrational

My Cosmopolitan Snapchat story surprised me with a Geometry reference today.

Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it

Math Pick-Up Line

I wish I was your calculus homework. I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

Hey baby. Your sine must be pi/2 because you are the 1 for me.

Hey girl, what’s your sin? it must be 90 because you’re the 1.

n-ppeunyeoja-deactivated2017013 asked:

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Are you suggesting we should integrate?

Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves?

You know it’s real if I try to use a math pick-up line on you

Some of the best geeky pick up lines

My work sent out math related pick up lines, like this one:

Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational around you.

“Hey girl. You might not look like a set of points to which an arbitrary orbit in the plane converges, but I know an attractor when I see one.”

Hey baby, you be sine squared theta, and I’ll be cosine squared theta, and together, we can be one.

Hey baby...

I’d like to be your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves… No, wait, I’d like to be the integral under your curves instead, so that I could touch them in infinately many points rather than just one.

Submitted by: illuminanze

r u a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometery

hey girl, can I foil you cause you lookin simpli*fine*

cheesy math pick up line: Will you be my third dimension? Without you I’m not real.