Summary: Concerned that Belle
is bored with living in the Dark Castle, Rumplestiltskin chooses an activity
she doesn’t seem to mind—laundry. But how many dirty clothes can the Dark One
Rating: T WC: 4300 A/N: Contrived fluff for @rumpledspinster‘s birthday! Thanks to @magnoliatattoo for the help!
After hours of soaking, scrubbing, and ironing, all the
laundry was finished.
Belle blew damp tendrils of hair off
her forehead and shoved the clothing press into the work closet, then heaved a
satisfied sigh. It was time to relax and indulge in a book from her new library.
Balancing a steaming teacup and plate of cookies in one hand and a fat,
leather-bound book in the other, she made her way to the great hall and her
favorite chaise, her eyes glued to the pages.
Rumplestiltskin had chastised her about walking while
reading, especially when her hands were full, but she was too transfixed to pay
his instructions any mind. Her breath quickened with excitement—she’d just
reached the part of the story where the bold, adventurous heroine was about to
reveal her presence to the unsuspecting hero in disguise, and she simply
couldn’t put the book down. Her foot caught, and Belle tripped, landing on her
stomach in pile of something soft. Face-down in a familiar navy nightshirt, she
looked around with a gasp of dismay. Her tea and cookies had spilled, the cup
lay in shattered pieces on the stone floor, and the book that had so captivated
her moments ago had flown into the fireplace, its onionskin pages now crackling
and popping in the blaze.
So much for relaxing
Belle pushed up to her elbows with a groan, then twisted
around to survey the mountain of fabric that had appeared around her. Another pile of clothes?
grown a goatee that apparently only he and Izuku like. “That’s very manly,
Eijirou!” “You think so? Thanks, man! No one has said a word about it…”
gotten taller than Katsuki (3 glorious centimeters) and his best friend never
stopped being pissed about it. “It doesn’t even matter. With that fucking
hair, it’s useless anyway.”
a close friend to Tsuyu, Denki and Minoru teased him for all of their second
year saying they knew for sure he had a huge crush on her. He most certainly
they aren’t pro yet, he’s really popular on the internet (probably an effect of
his early debut during his first year).
currently holds the title of arm-wrestling master. He’s undefeated.
accidentally discovered he used to play guitar in middle school and ever since
she kind of ordered him to show her what he could do, he started playing again.
They sometime improvise punk-rock concerts with Kyouka as the best drummer in
the world and Denki as an unexpected good vocalist.
have a top 5 of most attractive guys of their class and Eijirou is n.2
“Don’t tell anyone I told you.” “Pinky promise, Tsuyu. But…
who’s number one?” “My mouth is sealed.”
♢Denki cut his hair a little bit at
the end of his second year, for no particular reason.
♢He has to wear glasses during class
‘cause he started to see blurry from a distance. He surprisingly got confessed
to when he started wearing them. He had to decline the girl, though. Why he did
it, he’s not sure. He has dropped the whole “I’m an horny teenager”
thing a long time ago (some - Kyouka - would say that’s bullshit).
♢He daily challenges Eijirou at arm
wrestling and loses miserably. “You should stop. That’s not good for your
self esteem, man.” “What do you know?” “Eijirou’s right.
You can’t even beat Ochako. What the fuck are you trying to accomplish?”
“Blow me, Katsuki.” “Heh, you wish.” “Ugh, hell
no.” “Guys, please…”
♢Despite telling everyone once a day
he isn’t going to charge their phones for them, he sleeps with at least four
plugs in his mouth every night.
♢He and Fumikage are the best cooks
in their class. His specialty is Indian food.
♢Every time he goes back home and
he’s alone, he spends half an hour explaining to his parents that no,
Jirou-chan is not here ‘cause we are not together, stop that already.
♢He steals (and consequently risks
his life) Katsuki’s t-shirts and sleeps in them and drools on them.
uses contact lenses instead of glasses on a daily basis. Mei has designed a
pair of fighting glasses for him but he wears them only with his hero costume.
have become even more frantic and uncontrolled. One time, he
accidentally slapped Denki during a particularly heated conversation.
class president again, after Momo took his place during their second year.
to Aizawa, he’s the one who has improved the most in hand-to-hand fighting.
concerned for Izuku’s well being. “How did you sleep, Izuku?”
“Just fine, mom.”
close to beating Eijirou at arm-wrestling but got distracted and lost. He never
tried again (and Eijirou is grateful. He likes being a champion!)
to hurry up and graduate already, 'cause he has to replace his brother (even
though he’s reluctant to take his place per se. “It’s fine by me,
Tenya.” “I will do my best!”)
5. hitoshi (yes, he’s with them since
their second year) - the ever imperturbable tsuyu once saw him with his hair
down and she couldn’t stop blushing for an hour straight.
- “I don’t want him on the list, he’s ridiculous.” “You just say
that because you like him, Kyouka-chan.” “Shut it, Momo. You can’t
talk, with the way you look at Shouto.” “Wha-”
- “Are we sure?” “Yeah, despite everything you have to admit
he’s good looking.” “Yeah, he’s good at looking like he eats kittens
for lunch.” “Shush, Ochako.”
- “Let’s be honest: he’s n.2 just because-” “Yes, just because
number 1 exists.”
The Revelry starts at 4 bells, at this time we will be summoning people to the location, welcoming them and allowing everyone who shows up to sign into our raffles. All you have to do to be entered into the raffle is show up!
4:00 - Doors open and there will immediately be things to do! Such as, the fishing for Murlocs game, our Kissing Booth, the Photo Booth and the Bearded Lady!
4:30 - Strong Man Competitions start up! The Drunken Master, Arm Wrestling and Hammer Fall booths will open up! Go and test your strength at all three and see if you can’t win a nice prize for yourself!
5:30 - Eating Competitions will start! We have a pie eating contest, a hot dog eating contest and a drinking contest! We will be doing multiple rounds of these, so show us your eating skills!
6:30 - Dazzle Dodge will start! Teams of five going against each other in Dazzle Dodge! You will need the Dazzling Rod toy to partake in this event.
7:15 - Jousting Tournament will begin! We will be taking signups for this throughout the rest of the event.
8:00(This one is subject to change) - We will start taking people through the Whispering Forest! Can you make it to the end? It’s quite terrifying.
At the end of the Whispering Forest we will escort you to the location in which we will be performing a play, Hansom and Gretta! This is an improv play, in which we will pick willing members from the crowd to play the parts of Hansom, Gretta and the Evil Witch!
- Features a cast of colourful characters with ridiculous personalities and colourful outfits - These characters spend much of their time fighting duels for stupid reasons - Said fights are governed by a set of rules that encourage flashiness and elegance rather than brute force. - Fights are often accompanied by banter and challenges - Fights aren’t meant to cause lasting injury, but do look like they really hurt - Many characters have a signature move of some kind - Characters will sometimes group up for a tag-team - Characters will frequently use strange improvised weapons (umbrellas, musical instruments, clouds,…) - One character (Remilia Scarlet) is a horror-themed character who frequently talks about death, darkness and the supernatural. Said character also has a complicated relationship with a sibling (Flandre Scarlet)
- Features a cast of colourful characters with ridiculous personalities and colourful outfits - These characters spend much of their time fighting duels for stupid reasons - Said fights are governed by a set of rules that encourage flashiness and elegance rather than brute force. - Fights are often accompanied by banter and challenges - Fights aren’t meant to cause lasting injury, but do look like they really hurt
- Many characters have a signature move of some kind - Characters will sometimes group up for a tag-team - Characters will frequently use strange improvised weapons (deckchairs) - One character (The Undertaker) is a horror-themed character who frequently talks about death, darkness and the supernatural. Said character also has a complicated relationship with a sibling (Kane)
I mean, I’m not saying that Reimu would ever dress up in spandex and put Yukari in a headlock, Buuuuuuuuut…
The master of wrestling, gliding and showmanship. Luchabull is a showoff, but has the skill to back it up. You’ll find them practicing their special fighting style against anything like rocks, trees or even in cities between skyscrapers.
(P.S. New Pokémon drawings every single day. Commissions open! email@example.com.)
When there’s a ref bump or the heel cheats in some way and the face triumphs anyway.
This match is an incredible example of that. The audience was so engaged. They want Asuka to win so badly. Their groan when the ref bump happens is so loud and immediate. They know what a ref bump means. When the ref thinks Asuka has cheated the roar of the crowd gets even louder, eventually coalescing into ‘no no no no.’ Some people jump to their feet to yell at the ref on her behalf. The audience is so distressed that they barely count along when Emma goes for the pin. The sigh of relief when Asuka kicks out is immediately transformed into a cry of surprise and then elation when Asuka pulls Emma into the asuka lock. The crowd jumps to their feet. Tension released. Catharsis provided. Masterful. (x)
“You’re awfully big and strong, you know– I bet you’re a master at arm-wrestling!” He’s quick to sing the accolades of the man who’d just banished those shadow… monster things. They would have cooked his goose for sure! “I’m LeFou– What’s your name, monsieur?”