masters hat

If Lloyd and Morro were roommates
  • Lloyd: *comes back from getting groceries and opens the door to see a dead human on the floor*
  • Lloyd: Morro!! There's a dead guy in our house!
  • Morro: Woaw hey, how did he get here?
  • Lloyd: Morro! What did you do?!
  • Morro: Me! Ah-I I didn't do this!
  • Lloyd: Explain what happened Morro!
  • Morro: I have never seen him before in my life!
  • Lloyd: Why did you kill this person Morro!
  • Morro: I do not kill people. That is, that is my least favorite thing to do.
  • Lloyd: Tell me Morro, exactly what you were doing before I got home?
  • Morro: Alright well, I was upstairs
  • Lloyd: Okay.
  • Morro: I was uh, I was sitting in my room
  • Lloyd: Yes?
  • Morro: Reading a book
  • Lloyd: Go on
  • Morro: And well, this guy walked in
  • Lloyd: Ok
  • Morro: And I went up to him
  • Lloyd: Yes?
  • Morro: And I uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
  • Lloyd: ...Morro! That kills people!!

Scarecrow Rebirth Wish List:

  • Bring back “Hroo Hraa” 
  • A new and unique costume design is a must
  • Bonus points if it includes a big floppy witch hat
  • Let him have a corvid companion again like Craw or Nightmare.
  • Give us a proper origin to make up for that “Cycle of Violence” mess
  • Doesn’t necessarily have to be a retelling of Year One
  • But I would love more cannon southern Crane content
  • Two words: Fear Gauntlet

(feel free to add onto the list!)

Black Hat: Do you want to know how I ACTUALLY hurt my wrist?

Dr. Flug: Yes

Black Hat: I was hula hooping. I attend a class for fitness and for fun

Dr. Flug: Oh, my God

Black Hat: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle

Dr. Flug: Why are you telling me this?

Black Hat: Because no one will ever believe you

Dr. Flug: You sick son of a bitch.

The pun master sits alone in a cave on the summit of Mt. Ain.

A challenger approaches.

“I have heard all puns, every single one.” the master says without turning around.

Challenger: “How to do you make holy water?”.

Master: “You boil the hell out of it.”

The challengers mutters under their breath

Challenger: “Why couldn’t the skeleton laugh?”

Master: “Because it broke its humerus/funny bone.”

Challenger: “I didn’t like this mule-”

Master: “Because it was half-assed.”

Challenger: “Why could the accountant only calculate odd n-?”

Master: “Because they broke even.”

Challenger: “Which side of the chicken-”

Master: “The outside.”

Challenger: “Two hats-”

Master: “I’ll go on a head.”

Defeated, the challenger turns around and exits the cave.

The master sighs. One day they’ll know true satisfaction once again.


And finally got the fourth batch of Chibis done for the Candy Man event!

This batch is the Straw Hat (some of them) and allies batch c: 

First off is Nami for @borntofindtheonepiece (I had fun with this one! :D)

Second is Robin for @machixging, @kaizoku-okubey (won’t let me tag for some reason Dx), and anon! (She seemed to be the popular one by demand xD)

Third is Luffy for @luffyasksandanswers (Had to doodle him enjoying his meat! ^^)

Fourth is Jinbe for @shingravirei (His pose was fun to do! ^^)

Firth is Shanks for @ask-jana-chan (That smirk hehe xD)

Sixth is Corazon for @askcorazon (I love you! ^^ And your artwork is beautiful!)

Seventh is Nekomamushi for @ask-cat-viper (Way too much fun with this one! And me being me, I love cats xD)

And last is Sabo for @ask-chiefsabo (Gonna kick some ass xD)  

All of these were tons of fun to do :D Thanks for requesting guys and I hope you all like them!