masters hat

If Lloyd and Morro were roommates
  • Lloyd: *comes back from getting groceries and opens the door to see a dead human on the floor*
  • Lloyd: Morro!! There's a dead guy in our house!
  • Morro: Woaw hey, how did he get here?
  • Lloyd: Morro! What did you do?!
  • Morro: Me! Ah-I I didn't do this!
  • Lloyd: Explain what happened Morro!
  • Morro: I have never seen him before in my life!
  • Lloyd: Why did you kill this person Morro!
  • Morro: I do not kill people. That is, that is my least favorite thing to do.
  • Lloyd: Tell me Morro, exactly what you were doing before I got home?
  • Morro: Alright well, I was upstairs
  • Lloyd: Okay.
  • Morro: I was uh, I was sitting in my room
  • Lloyd: Yes?
  • Morro: Reading a book
  • Lloyd: Go on
  • Morro: And well, this guy walked in
  • Lloyd: Ok
  • Morro: And I went up to him
  • Lloyd: Yes?
  • Morro: And I uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
  • Lloyd: ...Morro! That kills people!!

Scarecrow Rebirth Wish List:

  • Bring back “Hroo Hraa” 
  • A new and unique costume design is a must
  • Bonus points if it includes a big floppy witch hat
  • Let him have a corvid companion again like Craw or Nightmare.
  • Give us a proper origin to make up for that “Cycle of Violence” mess
  • Doesn’t necessarily have to be a retelling of Year One
  • But I would love more cannon southern Crane content
  • Two words: Fear Gauntlet

(feel free to add onto the list!)

Black Hat: Do you want to know how I ACTUALLY hurt my wrist?


Dr. Flug: Yes


Black Hat: I was hula hooping. I attend a class for fitness and for fun


Dr. Flug: Oh, my God


Black Hat: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle


Dr. Flug: Why are you telling me this?


Black Hat: Because no one will ever believe you


Dr. Flug: You sick son of a bitch.

The pun master sits alone in a cave on the summit of Mt. Ain.

A challenger approaches.

“I have heard all puns, every single one.” the master says without turning around.

Challenger: “How to do you make holy water?”.

Master: “You boil the hell out of it.”

The challengers mutters under their breath

Challenger: “Why couldn’t the skeleton laugh?”

Master: “Because it broke its humerus/funny bone.”

Challenger: “I didn’t like this mule-”

Master: “Because it was half-assed.”

Challenger: “Why could the accountant only calculate odd n-?”

Master: “Because they broke even.”

Challenger: “Which side of the chicken-”

Master: “The outside.”

Challenger: “Two hats-”

Master: “I’ll go on a head.”

Defeated, the challenger turns around and exits the cave.

The master sighs. One day they’ll know true satisfaction once again.

8

And finally got the fourth batch of Chibis done for the Candy Man event!

This batch is the Straw Hat (some of them) and allies batch c: 

First off is Nami for @borntofindtheonepiece (I had fun with this one! :D)

Second is Robin for @machixging, @kaizoku-okubey (won’t let me tag for some reason Dx), and anon! (She seemed to be the popular one by demand xD)

Third is Luffy for @luffyasksandanswers (Had to doodle him enjoying his meat! ^^)

Fourth is Jinbe for @shingravirei (His pose was fun to do! ^^)

Firth is Shanks for @ask-jana-chan (That smirk hehe xD)

Sixth is Corazon for @askcorazon (I love you! ^^ And your artwork is beautiful!)

Seventh is Nekomamushi for @ask-cat-viper (Way too much fun with this one! And me being me, I love cats xD)

And last is Sabo for @ask-chiefsabo (Gonna kick some ass xD)  

All of these were tons of fun to do :D Thanks for requesting guys and I hope you all like them!