Dr. Flug was sweating more than usual as he stood above the sleeping demon known as Black Hat. His lab coat was already stained with wet sweat, and the stressful situation was made worse by Dementia poking him in the sides. 5.0.5, the lovable blue bear, was shaking behind the two with his paws over his head. He already knew the outcome if they were to ever wake the dreadful villain Black Hat.
Black Hat was sleeping in his red chair from his private office and had made it very clear to never be disturb him under any circumstances. He was sleeping peacefully, which was a surprise and a honor to see from their cruel boss, who always wore a devilish grin or scowl. His gloved hands were over his stomach, as if he were thinking, but his slow breathing made it obvious he was in a deep slumber. Dr. Flug’s fingers twitched in nervousness over his Boss’s black top hat and flinched when Dementia poked Dr. Flug’s side again. He whirled around at her and stomped his foot silently on the carpet.
“Dementia!” He whispered harshly. “Would you stop that? D-do you want to wake him up?!”
Dementia put her hands behind her back, giving him an innocent smile. “I’m not doing anything and besides, if you’re too chicken to do the dare you can always show me what’s underneath your paper bag?” She grinned, gently stroking the bottom of his paper bag. He swiftly pulled down his bag, his eyes widening behind his goggles.
“N-no way! I’ll do the dumb dare.” He turned around and raised his hands up towards Black Hat, ignoring Dementia’s quiet giggles and 5.0.5’s whimpering. Dr. Flug had been dared to take off their boss’s hat due to Dementia’s curiosity. Black Hat always wore his hat no matter where they went, and even when he went to bed. Dr. Flug also found it curious that the hat seemed to stay in place when Black Hat slept or whenever he walked upside down on the ceiling. When Black Hat did remove his top hat, usually another small hat sat underneath. Even though Dr. Flug was frightened to attempt this suicidal dare, he also wanted to relieve his own curiosity to see what exactly was underneath Black Hat’s prize hat.
With a small breath underneath his bag, Dr. Flug gently grabbed the rim of the hat. Dementia and 5.0.5 leaned forward, their breath right on the doctor’s neck. With shaking hands, he slowly lifted up the hat. He watched in anticipation, as the rim was now above Black Hat’s forehead and in a moment the trio would see the secret Black Hat had been hiding underneath.
Unfortunately, due to Dr. Flug’s sweating problem, a drop of liquid seeped through the fabric of his lab coat and onto Black Hat’s monocle.
Black Hat’s eye slowly opened, his right pupil glancing at his monocle and seeing the liquid fall off the glass and onto his cheek. His eye quickly narrowed when he saw the trio in his peripheral vision and the young doctor invading his personal space.
“What…is…going…on…HERE?!” Black Hat growled, his voice switching to his demonic voice. Dr. Flug immediately dropped his hat, making it fall over his Boss’s eyes. Black Hat snarled, his sharp teeth snapping like a shark when he stood up, his claws extending out of his gloves. Another pair ruined.
Dr. Flug let out a pitiful scream when he fell backwards. He desperately began to crawl backwards away from his furious and advancing Boss. Dementia and 5.0.5 raced towards the door but one extension of Black Hat’s hand made the doors immediately slam shut. Dementia and 5.0.5 clawed at the mahogany door, their nails carving into the wood before they turned around and embraced each other as they fell to their knees. Usually begging for forgiveness would help appease Black Hat’s anger, which is what they did once Dr. Flug made it toward them. The trio fell face first onto the carpet, their arms extended out over their heads in a dramatic bow when Black Hat’s eye and monocle glowed red.
“Forgive us! Forgive us!” Dr. Flug cried out, the tears already running down his paper bag. “We didn’t mean to disturb you, Sir Black Hat! Boss! Master!” He clasped his hands together, silently praying for a miracle. He hoped this time Black Hat wouldn’t send them to the torture chambers.
“Didn’t I told you all that I did not want to be disturbed!?” He shouted, before letting out a terrifying, almost godzilla-like, roar. Dr. Flug and the others embraced each other, all of them crying out fearfully.
Dr. Flug did the only thing he thought off, which was to come up with an outrageous excuse. “We just wanted to tell you that your dinner is ready!” Black Hat’s demeanor swiftly changed into an unimpressed scowl, glaring right at Dr. Flug, who slowly made eye contact with him while also hiding behind his own shaking arms. Black Hat turned to Dementia and 5.0.5 with the same scowl. The two flinched when they heard Black Hat’s growl.
“Is this true?”
The two nodded feverishly, going along with the Doctor’s excuse. Black Hat narrowed his eyes, making the trio gulp before their Boss, then he straightened his back and adjusted his black tie.
“Oh, well, why didn’t you idiots say so in the beginning?” His claws disappeared back into his gloves and with a wave of his wrist, the doors opened. The trio fell backwards and became the foot stools of their Boss as he walked right over their backs. “It better be Chinese!” Black Hat grumbled, making his way to the dining room.
The trio got up and breathed a sigh of relief for having escaped with their lives. Dementia and Dr. Flug soon made the agreement to never dare each other if it involved Black Hat. From then on, they kept their games inside the lab and away from the demon.
iefbveikbjf OK I HAD AN IDEA, okay siiince Marble is a parasite I was thinking whAT IF this child is a parasite but was born with a body- idk how that works but heyyy it’s a cool idea mAN, omg the colors on this kid ppff, very colorful child indeeedd
A SCENARIO of sanji,kidd,ace and Kai walking on a street only to hear someone comment about their girlfriend sexually and planning to sexually assault her
I'm not going to exaggerate the whole sexual assault part because that’s kind of a trigger but the rest I can do.
(female pronouns and bad words, kiddies.)
The Straw Hat crew had just docked at an island, Nami and Robin having decided to go shopping, Zoro attempting to find a blacksmith shop, Usopp heading off to a gardening store to get supplies for his pop green, Franky going to buy more cola, Luffy staying behind to watch the ship, and Chopper went to buy more medical supplies. Sanji and ____ had decided to go stock up on food for the crew, walking hand-in-hand towards the market.
“Sanji, I’m going to stop by that café over there,” ____ said while pointing towards the said café. “Ok, ____-swan. I’ll meet you there in a minute.” She pecked his cheek, “See you in a minute then!” He watched her form enter the café before turning towards the stand that he was purchasing from.
True to his word, he had finished his purchase and was entering the café a minute later. However, he was in no way pleased with the scene before him. ____ was leaning against the counter, waiting patiently for her order. A group of burly men were admiring his love from where she stood, the words they spoke sent anger coursing through his body.
“That’s one nice piece of ass, if I do say so myself,” one of the dead men said, tapping one of his dead buddies. His buddy agreed, stating, “I wonder what that pretty face of hers would look like choking on my dick.” The group laughed heartily, another one speaking up for the crowd, “I don’t know, but we should find out.”
In an instant, the dead group of men where sprawled on the floor, covered in bruises and their own blood and splinters from the all but destroyed table. ____ jumped from the sudden attack, but calmed down when she saw her boyfriend glaring at the men laying on the ground. The owner had just handed ____ their order of coffee, but had frozen in surprise and what would be anger. Quickly, Sanji and ____ ran out of the café, the owner chasing them outside and threatening them for not paying for the damages and ____’s order. The couple ran down the street, ____ laughing and oblivious to what had taken place. They were able to reach a stopping point, his lovely S/O still giggling. He pecked their soft lips gently.
“Next time, ____, I’m coming with you.”
“Whatever you say, love.”
lol them bitches be dead
____ had been gone for, what Kid felt, way too long. In reality it had only been five minutes since she left the ship but to Kid it felt like hours. He turned to Killer, “I’m gonna go see what that dumbass has gotten herself into.” Killer tried to stop his captain, “But Kid, she just left-”
“Dammit Killer, I’m going already!”
Kid made his way towards the direction he watched his girlfriend head, her (h/c) head bobbling up and down as he trailed behind at a safe distance. He walked into a local pub after seeing her walk in, sitting down at one of the tables while she settled on a barstool. There was another group of pirates sitting at a table in front of him, and he noticed that they had their eyes set on his girlfriend. It annoyed him a little bit, but he didn’t want ____ to notice he was there. He heard, what appeared to be the captain, say to his crew:
“That is one hell of a woman.”
’Hah, you don’t know the half of it,’ Kid thought, smirking as he thought about the said woman. He was pulled from his thoughts as one of the crew stood up, “I bet I could get a piece of that ass, watch me.” The captain laughed at his crewmate, “Save some for us!” Kid wasn’t stupid, he knew what that meant. And he was damned if he was going to let them touch something that belonged to him.
____ jumped as a man went flying past her face, and crashing through the wall behind the bar. She knew it was Kid, it always was. She had every intention of beating the man bloody herself, she wasn’t deaf, but Kid had followed her and beat her to it. The said pirate threw her over his shoulder, storming out of the bar with his woman in his arms. ____ huffed in defiance, rolling her eyes at her overprotective boyfriend. She smiled, somehow finding the whole thing adorable.
“‘Love you, Eustass.”
Portgas D. Ace:
The Whitebeard Pirates had temporarily anchored at an island to rest, and Ace had decided to be a good boyfriend and buy ____ something nice from the island. He found a jewelry store, and decided that it would probably be his best bet. After spending probably 20 minutes looking for something that had insane wow factor, he settled on a silver chain necklace with a teardrop shaped diamond pendant. He had to pay out the ass, but it was worth it. He stepped out of the jewelry store, stretching in the sunlight.
His ears twitched, and he focused on some conversation amongst a group of older and possibly intoxicated men. One of them caught the attention of their friends, “Hey, you know the Whitebeard Pirates have docked here right?” Another man grinned, “Are you serious? I wonder if that girl’s on board…what’s her name again?” This caught Ace’s attention, because other than Pops’s nurses ____ was the only woman on their ship.
“I think her name was ____. Apparently, she’s quite the woman.”
Ace was afraid of that, and decided to listen to their conversation further even though he could already feel the anger bubbling in the pit of his stomach. Another man spoke up, “I wonder if she’s out in the town? I hope she is.”
“And what would you do if she was, you dumbass?” another man said. The man growled, “I’d show her what it means to be a woman!” His buddies laughed at him, the one who called the man a dumbass spoke again, “Well when you do, don’t forget your friends need some TLC too.” The group began laughing again.
Ace had had enough of the drunkards’ antics, speaking about his girlfriend in such disgusting ways drove him up the wall. He turned away from the burnt men, pushing through the crowd that had gathered to see the commotion.
He hoped ____ would like the necklace he bought her. After all, he did have to pay out the ass.
(fun fact Kai’s last name is Smith. Get it? Because his dad’s a blacksmith?)
The fire ninja had decided to take a walk around Ninjago City after the hell they had gone through recently. The whole Morro business was over and done with, Nya had unlocked her True Potential, Cole was still a ghost, and Lloyd was basically a sensei now.
He was glad to know that through all of the shit they went through, he had ____ to keep him sane. Speaking of ____, she was hanging out with Nya doing the things that girls do. While walking down the streets, he decided to stop at a bar for a drink or two before he started heading back to the others.
Plopping onto a barstool, the bartender asked him what he wanted. “Rum and Cola please,” he replied. He really only went to bars to listen to the other patrons, and before ____, he’d look for someone to take home for the night. He focused on a large group of guys who were laughing and speaking very loudly.
“You know those ninja right?” one of the men said, chugging down what seemed to be just a regular beer. One of his friends slapped the back of the man’s head, “Who doesn’t you dumbass?” this question causing the group to laugh again. Kai slightly turned his head towards the group, looking at them from the corner of his eye. “Well then, dumbass, you should know about that one chick ____.” Kai began to not only lose interest, but he was beginning to lose his cool. What good could these drunks have to say about ____?
“I’ve only seen a glimpse of her, but what I can say is she’d look damn good if she didn’t wear anything at all.”
“She’s got a nice rack, that’s for damn sure.”
The group began laughing again, and Kai didn’t realize he was squeezing his glass until it shattered. He stepped off the barstool, approaching the man who kept talking about his girlfriend.
In about five seconds, the group was beaten, bloody, and very much unconscious. Kai threw the amount of money for his drink onto the bar, and exited the business.
He was going to have one hell of a story for when he got back to the Bounty.