Masterchef AU

Grantaire as a famous pâtissier, recognizable for his way too casual manner and tendency to drink.

Enjolras as the chef of the 5-star restaurant Les Amis, famous for his looks, charm and for being fucking made of steel.

But wait!

They’re the judges

Right, so I know that a Masterchef AU has been done to death already (and it was fabulous, btw), but I’d like to put my own little twist to it~

Bitty is one of the first on the show to receive an apron. The judges swoon over his pie (”It’s perfect,” Gordon Ramsey said, tears in his eyes and diving in for another bite. Bitty beamed). It’s perfect, he comes back out and is immediately rushed by his friends (Because he still went to Samwell to play hockey).

But then there’s Jack.

He wants an apron.

And he marches on through with a traditional Quebecois dish. He’s nervous, he’s shaking, he has to breath very deeply as the judges dig into the food.

There’s silence as, one by one, they inspect it carefully. It’s borderline. One judge says yes, another says no, and Ramsey’s there, looking over our favourite Canadian.

Ramsey quickly asks if he’s brought anyone with him. Jack replies with a yes.

So, Ramsey jogs out and comes back in a few minutes later.

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anonymous asked:

HI!!! You make the best enjoltaire aus and i'm literally in love with your masterchef au!!!! Like!!!! it's so good!!! Do you have any more headcanons about Grantaire?

Oh my god ‘non, thank you! <3 I’m glad you like them. And ofc, here have some SEVERAL:

- Kinda of an wandering chef - he doesn’t have an actual restaurant where he works because he found out early on in his career that he doesn’t work well in a highly competitive and pressured ambient

- The way his eyes crinkle when he smiles will be Enjolras’s cause of death

- Always has some kind of frosting/dough/food thing sticking to his face/hands/hair?? How???

- He’s a sweet child who gets excited when the challenges involve sweets

- Has an unique signature for all his work, ask anyone and they’ll be able to tell that dessert was made by chef R

- Pâtissier legend lbh

- One of the contestants told him she had began cooking after leaving her abusive family because of an interview she saw of him. He cried. On camera. For several minutes (she ended up winning that season)

- Also the season where Enjolras began to have “look at him he must be protected at all costs” feels

- On one episode the challenge was to emulate one of the desserts he had created. Boy spent most of the episode blushing like a schoolgirl

- Honestly he’s so lovable??

- A mix of Masterchef Junior’s Gordon Ramsay and Anthony Bourdain

- Has a fanclub probably

- The state of his uniform once made Enjolras cry, but he loves that goddamn uniform more than his soul, it’s with him since the beginning - look that’s the burn from when he first tried to do something en flambé

- Often starts telling stories about specific marks on his chef’s whites in order to calm down some stressed/near to tears contestants

- Has that problem when making desserts that require alcohol that he ends up drinking way too much of the stuff so there’s never the right amount for the actual recipe afterwards

- Loves to do “looks into the camera like he’s in The Office” face-turns, and the filming crew always does a slow zoom of his face on these moments

- Is a meme

- Have I mentioned the meme part?

Honestly though, he’s a little shit who loves to bother Enjolras with tales and utterly ridiculously endearing nicknames and I love him. Please protect my son.

anonymous asked:

I just finished reading the Master Chef series (for the first time. I only just got into LM 3 weeks ago maybe) and I am so full of questions? Namely: how the fuck do you make something so happy so sad just like that??????????

Originally posted by uruha-sensei

Originally posted by dailyhappylife

I hope you enjoyed the MasterChef AU though! :DDDD If you need closure, here’s a fix-it not-fic, and here’s a cute graphic that always makes me happy when I see it.  

anonymous asked:

okay but why won't you fix their marriage in the master chef au why do you enjoy making me suffer I just want to know if/how they decide to fix their marriage

this should help with the suffering a little

Although, lbr, they won’t really get straight back together after that, but they probably take baby steps towards getting better? Like they worked really well as friends, so Enjolras figures that if they could at least get back to that, he’d be…well, not happy, but literally anything would be better than not having Grantaire in his life at all.

Grantaire’s still working for Patron-Minette at the other end of the country, so they don’t get to see each other that often, which sucks, but they talk over Skype and on the phone, and it helps them to get better at communicating with each other? Sometimes Enjolras lets an I love you or two slip when they’re talking; it just comes out sometimes, he’s trying to keep from saying it, but it’s tough. Grantaire doesn’t ever call him out on it, doesn’t ever say it back, but his voice always goes a little softer after hearing it, and okay, that’s enough for Enjolras.

They probably just stay friends for a really long time, and they both pretend that they aren’t still technically married. Things probably don’t progress beyond that until Grantaire quits his job at Patron-Minette with the intention of opening his own restaurant. There’s a rumour going on in all the food magazines that Grantaire has plans to move out of the country for that, and Enjolras probably freaks out a little about it, until he comes home to find Grantaire sitting outside his door, duffel bag beside him, asking Enjolras if he can stay with him for a bit while he’s scouting locations for his restaurant.
good enough to eat - brokendrums - One Direction (Band), MasterChef (UK) RPF [Archive of Our Own]

Niall meets Harry on the set of Masterchef and is instantly attracted to him, even if he is a bit of a dick and far too smug for his own good. He finally cracks his determined exterior and a pretty mind blowing set of blowjobs later they start tentatively seeing each other, only Harry is far too invested in the competition and he just doesn’t have time for distractions like Niall

A MasterChef AU.

Masterchef AU:

Person A and person B hate each other and don’t think each other deserve to be in the competition.
A & B end up in the top three but only person A makes it to the finals, person A looses anyway.
Person B congratulates person A after the competition even though they didn’t win. Eventually they end up falling in love (or just become besties) and open a restaurant together.

There are many times in my life, when I could’ve thrown in the towel. Many times in my life when I was on the floor. And when you’re on the floor, never allow anybody to pick you up. It doesn’t matter how long you stay there, make sure you pick yourself up and dust yourself down. Whatever happens, whether you go home today or you don’t go home today, that’s irrelevant. What’s relevant, is you take the knowledge from the experience and you grow as a person.
—  Marco Pierre White, Masterchef Australia S06E30
MasterChef, MasterDouche

Modern AU / Bellarke / One Shot / Completed

Clarke joins the popular show Chef Master with the hopes of proving herself as the best home cook in the country but her first obstacle is a man by the name of Bellamy Blake who seems to hate her for absolutely no reason but a lot can change over the course of a few months and Clarke finds herself going from hate to like to love and can only hope he feels the same and wanting to make out with his stupid face doesn’t negate the fact she really wants to kick his ass and win. 


Murphy had won the challenge the week before and his reward for winning meant he got to pick the teams for both himself and Bellamy. Naturally, because Murphy is an asshole, he put Clarke on Bellamy’s team because they’d been at each other’s throats every week and Murphy wanted to see both of them crash and burn.

He said this with a grin as Clarke put on a blue apron.

Honestly, it should have ended in broken dishes and probably something set on fire, especially when the youngest competitor on the show got electrocuted from faulty equipment and couldn’t finish the challenge.

Bellamy had immediately dropped what he was doing to check on her, which was fucking stupid because there was nothing he could do for her but there was a lot he could do with the pork currently cooking.

“Leave her be,” Clarke snapped at Bellamy. “They’ve got medics for that.”

He looked indecisive for all five seconds before he gave a hard nod. “We’re not screwed,” he said as if he was letting the universe know. “We’re not screwed, Clarke.”

She agreed and in a single instant they went from adversaries to—well, not friends because she was still going to kick his ass in the end, but comrades. At least for the moment.

“I can do both,” he decided, referring to Fox’s job and his own.

“Are you sure?” she asked dubiously.

“Don’t think I’m good enough?” he challenged.

“I think you’ve only got two hands and I don’t know how you’re going to handle all of it.”

He smirked, “You’ve obviously never made dinner for six thirteen-year-olds while baking a cake and making sure they don’t set a house on fire.”

Clarke knew she looked momentarily mortified. “No. Who the hell has?”

“Me,” he said, completely seriously which opened up a can of questions Clarke was certain she’d never get the answers to. “I’m the master of multitasking so you’ll plate.”

There was no way she could have heard him properly. “What? Are you serious?”

“You’ve got a better eye for that shit than I do,” he admitted and it looked like he’d swallowed glass while he said it. “I want to kick Murphy’s ass and if that means letting you plate than that’s what I’ll do. You keep everyone in line up front and I’ll do what I can back here. Good?”

Clarke nodded, “Good.”

The hosts, along with the cameras, had gone to the back of the kitchen to question Bellamy on his decision to not be at the front inspecting the quality of the food going out to the tables. Bellamy had looked at her, Clarke could feel the weight of his eyes on her back as she plated the food. “She wants to win just as badly as I do. I mean, there’s no way the princess would risk her reputation by putting out subpar food.”

“Fuck you, Blake,” she called over her shoulder but they grinned at each other when she said it. They’d have to censor that, Clarke thought absently, or edit out the quip entirely which was a shame.

For the next twenty minutes Clarke plated food and before she could call for more pork or greens Bellamy was there at her elbow, giving her exactly what she needed and it was the least stressful challenge she’d been a part of so far. Not to say there weren’t still pitfalls, the bacon nearly burned when Bellamy had briefly left someone else in charge of the bacon wrapped pork but Monty had caught it before they became unsalvageable.

“I know how you and Bellamy feel about bacon,” Monty had commented when he delivered the protein to the front table.

“It’s the only way to feel about bacon,” Clarke called back as Monty headed back to his station.

She heard a ‘fuck yeah’ from the back of the kitchen which could only be Bellamy. “Not doing so great on keeping it PG13 for the cameras,” she yelled as she gave a nod to the servers to deliver the next set of plates.

Without missing a beat, and with the exact same inflection, he replied, “Hell yeah!”