master quotes

It’s strange how love can make you feel like you can conquer the world but also make you feel worthless and broken.

It’s strange how those little butterflies in your stomach can bring a smile on your face or let tears roll down your cheeks.

It’s strange how the best feeling in the world can make you insane.

—  First thing I thought of upon waking up
Forgive the past. It is over. Learn from it and let go. People are constantly changing and growing. Do not cling to a limited, disconnected, negative image of a person in the past. See that person now. Your relationship is always alive and changing.
—  Brian L. Weiss, Messages from the Masters: Tapping Into the Power of Love
I hope you’re drowning in your tears like I did. I hope you’re in agony that seems endless. I hope you feel like you’ve lost everything like I did.
—  A sickeningly happy kitten

GRYFFINDOR: “You thought, as a boy, that a mage is one who can do anything. So I thought, once. So did we all. And the truth is that as a man’s real power grows and his knowledge widens, ever the way he can follow grows narrower; until at last he chooses nothing, but does only and wholly what he must do…” -Ursula K Le Guin (Master Summoner: A Wizard of Earthsea)

How to get a boyfriend by Silla's Queen Ji So

1.Kill his wife
2.Exile his son
3.Kill his son
4.Attempt to kill his daughter (several times)
5.After failing to kill his daughter, send her to a foreign, hostile country
6.Ask him to be your doctor (in a not dirty way)

Interviewer: So, Colin! What’s your favourite colour? 

Colin: Well, um, it’s interesting when you think about it, because I guess every person sees colours differently? Like, I might say that the colour is purple but then you might call it pink. So, um, it’s pretty ameezin how we all perceive colours in our own way, I think. 

Interviewer: …

Colin: …

Interviewer: You didn’t answer the question.

Colin: Whoops, did I do that?