has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints
is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock
usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school
is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK"
loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests)
likes to read poem books
has a black cat as a pet named “saint"
pronounced meme as "mehmeh” the first time she read it
only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE"
cried the most during fox and the hound
always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well
"I don’t know, CAN YOU?"
the best one at pushing people on the swings
AMAZING AT JUST DANCE WITH JESPER
"sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?"
gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday
the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts
Prefers tea over coffee
bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy
loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better
MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it
is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei.
loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue
constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)
looooves all the superhero shows on the CW
V neck sweaters. always
always has his trusty satchel
only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork.
”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“
cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek"
secretly a huge fan of memes
really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”)
gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main
cried the most during big hero six
wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink*
sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)
played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go
dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub"
“long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles
really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available
kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent)
"you’re all horrible trash”
“do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework"
loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life
grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes
wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home
oblivious to all the women in love with him
"CAN YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? BECAUSE I SURE AS FRICK CAN” (doesn’t curse)
has Facebook and Twitter only
cried the most during bambi and dumbo
has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings
dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it
loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN.
sometimes djs parties
again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever
loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap)
dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style)
favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator
cried the most during the lion king
A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay)
big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****)
that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them
always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context
all the social medias.
one tattoo only of a gun with a ‘bang’ flag coming out of it
PROFESSIONAL👏🏻 MAKE 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 ARTISTS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 HAS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS ON HER INSTAGRAM AND THE SAME FOR HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL
Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, 'i do my boyfriends makeup’, 'my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp
loves fashion design, takes that class.
loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney
great at roller skating
always wins the best dressed awards ad school
also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h.
cried the most during 'up'
Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish)
loves traveling and learning about new cultures too
dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan
always breaks snapchat streaks
likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things
amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby
notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks
also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“
wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej
always eating lollipops
has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib
prefers black coffee as well
loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’
favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels
has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn
*deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves*
also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro
always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once
does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it
“bow down you fucking peasants"
only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read
only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej
loves watching horror movies with nina
*in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings*
gets second place for best dressed award
always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines
indie and alternative rock fan
“does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression"
head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow
likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books
cried the most during finding dory
can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it
The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl
hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps
kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s
SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology
"hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad"
nina treats him like a baby
loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues.
has a pet Siamese cat name sparky
Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper.
knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)
jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan"
obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct)
"fight me on this"
has Twitter, snapchat and instagram
Always drinking ginger ale
master at bop it
the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff
is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it
loves cartoons and anime
speaks fluent fuckboy
God awful at comebacks
"let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound*
talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ????????
huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones
cried the most during inside out
"do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”
10 essential tips… 20 mistakes… 30 production secrets and so on, such lists seem to be really popular these days. Although many of them are just full of crap. Especially forget about the longer checklists – even if you could find some good advices there, most tips are just nonsense, like “don’t mix bass with headphones”.
Anyway, to you aspiring producer, here’s a few things I think you should care about:
Limiting yourself can help drive creativity. Don’t use all of your instrumental arsenal at once, don’t try to cover all music styles in one track.
Listen to different styles of music and try to identify what you like and what you dislike.
Analyze your favorite artists’ work in great detail. Theorize with both feet on the ground.
Go ahead and copy other artists, but don’t settle there – tweak and add your own style and flavor.
Cover, remix and remake your favorite tracks, it’s a good and fun way to learn about music.
Use reference tracks, compare your shit to others, but don’t get paralyzed when your track doesn’t bang as loud as them.
Learn about synthesis and learn how to sound design different kind of instruments, e.g. strings, plucks, percussion (make synthetic drums using waveforms, a noise generator, filters, envelopes and such).
Check your music productions on several systems; from high-end studio monitor speakers to iPhone earbuds.
Sleep on it. Let your track mature over night and return to it with fresh ears.
Go hardware, get tactile if you are growing tired of a software-based environment. To actually play an instrument or to turn a real knob is really something else.
Get inspiration from collaborations with other artists. Just reach out to people you admire – this is globalization, this is the time of teh internetz.
Try to keep passionate about creating music, but don’t be afraid to make some demands of yourself, just to push things forward.
So I’ve had this blog for a year and a half now – yay! I’ve primarily focused on music production methods and tips. If you’re into that, making music, then here are a few (not all) old posts that could interest you. Now, did you ever wonder…
Hi! I love your writing and I was wondering if you would write something for your flock sideways fic. If Revali goes to Link and asks for his help for asking you out/hitting on you. And Link (knowingly) gives him TERRIBLE advice like, "she loves pickup lines. Yeah, the really cheesy cringy kind." "Have you talked about yourself enough? She swoons every time." "Trust me Revali. Im her best friend." Hijinks ensue.
[A/N: Sorry this is super long, but I loved the idea so much and thought it’d be a great way to celebrate my birthday and having 200+ followers! Also i’m really sorry there are no puns, I am so bad with puns ;A;]
Revali/Reader Word count: 1715
Link is a decent guy that most would agree on. Despite that he is a glutton and an occasional airhead, he worked his way to become the appointed Knight of Princess Zelda and the one chosen by the Goddess to keep evil at bay. He was resourceful, strong willed, and the kind of guy that allowed anyone to cry on his shoulders. Most folks would even say he has a natural charm, and women crawl after him like starve wolves.
Revali felt violently ill thinking of Link like that.
As he stood from afar of the group he watched as you laughed and shoved Link’s shoulder, and Revali had to control himself from rolling his eyes too hard out of his head. He never understood how the two of you got along so well when it took him forever to even get on your good side, and not like Revali was totally ignoring that fact Link and you had known each other since childhood.
After months of struggles and dangerous missions Revali had found himself growing attached to you and thinking of you in a different light. These elated feelings brought him to the moon and back, but he felt hollow being unable to express himself in a way to let you know he wanted to be something more.
But as charismatic and talented as he was, Revali’s courting techniques fell….well, flat. He never had any interest in anyone before, not like now, where he felt his life would improve by taking you under his wing.
However, he felt you were not the conventional person and that is why he is stewing like the dinner in the crock-pot you all were surrounded by. The closest person to you was Link, no one knew you better, but Revali’s inside felt like they were disintegrating. Did Revali really want to stoop so low by asking for his help?
When you turned around and caught Revali’s gaze, your smile made his heart thump against his ribcage and he looked away feeling bashful. Okay, he thought, perhaps for you it would be worth going through all the trouble. His moment arrived when you waved and walked away with Urbosa. It seemed like the two of you will be gone for a good moment and once you were out of sight Revali was hovering behind Link.
Link crunched his shoulders feeling a presence behind him and turned around to only be scared out of his wits. Revali looked at him feeling completely disinterested and spiteful, “I would like to make this quick, but I have predicament that requires your assistance…as poor of a choice that it already is.” Link only rose a brow and gave Revali a sour look. Revali grabbed the scruff of Link’s shirt and dragged him away from the campsite. Link fumbled around like a fool while Revali grumbled aloud, “Honestly.”
Revali made sure the area was clear of prying ears before glaring at Link. “You are well acquainted with [Name]. I believe they have mentioned knowing you since childhood, is that correct?” Link only nodded, and rubbed the area where his shirt had choked him.
Revali only hummed, looking Link over and started pacing around him. One wing tucked behind his back while his other one waved around to emphasis his words, “Very well. I supposed you will do. As you know the Princess has been pairing [Name] and I together. Although there have been…hardships between us the truth of the matter is… I have grown fondly of [Name] and wish to swoon them. However, despite all my talents and charming personality; I lack, oh what is the word I am looking for, a certain finesse when it comes to expressing delicate sentiments.”
Link had zoned out halfway through Revali’s speech and was dozing off waiting for him to finish. Revali finally stopped in front of Link, his back turned and gazed into the stars, “It brings to my attention I do not know what will win them over. That is why-” Revali sighed heavily, “I am asking for advice. Your advice. Perhaps, I can bring some use out of you in the process.”
Link stared a moment, one hand holding his chin and hunched over. Now, there wasn’t many things that got under Link’s skin, but something about Revali poorly asking for help didn’t sit well with him, and, as your best friend, Link knew exactly what would woo you and what would not. Link had to prevent a smirk sneaking on his face as he realized Revali was giving him complete control. Would Revali listen to everything he said, he wondered, and stood up crossing his arms while nodding.
Revali coughed and straightened out his ascot, “V-very well then. Perhaps I shall start with the basics…” He rubbed the back of his neck, the feathers fluffing from the action. “What compliments would be suited for them?”
Link could feel his resolve slipping and tried his best to suppress the smirk that threaten to make its way forth. For the next hour, Link explained and gave suggestions while Revali, although he loathed to admit it, hung onto every piece of information.
Attempt 1: [Name] likes pick up lines
You had been sitting on a fence laughing away with Zelda and Link not having a care in the world while Revali was working up the nerves to speak to you. He’ll be damned if he allowed the Princess and Link prevent this opportunity and marched straight over. All the laughter came to a stop as Revali stood dignified next to you. You smiled and patted him on the shoulder, “Hey, Revali.”
Revali felt butterflies in his stomach and nervously spoke. “My, [Name], did you know you make me feel like a Lynel?”
Blinking, you just said, “What.”
“B-because when I see you I come charging.”
There was a silence between all four before Link turned around with his shoulders shaking. Revali felt himself starting to choke but he remembered Link told him that no matter what to keep going and no matter what you did it really meant you liked it. He tried to regain his confidence, opting to lean on the fence to get closer to you. “You know of my gale, correct?”
Fearing you’ll regret it, you asked, “….Yeah…Why?”
“I am not the only thing it can bring to new heights.”
Link’s choking could be heard while you stare incredulously, “What the fuck, Revali. Ya weirdo.” You gave him the stink eye, lifting yourself off the fence and walked away with Zelda who was having just as a hard time like Link. Revali stood there his jaw to the ground.
It hadn’t worked?? He looked over to Link questionably. Link only shrugged, trying not to let the smile be too pleased. Huh, Revali thought, on to phase two.
Attempt 2: [Name] dreams of flying
You bristled each time Revali approached. He had gotten some strange delusion that you wanted to go flying, but not on your glider.
Sweat began to form at your brow, crouched, and ready to spring away when an opening presented itself. Revali was exacerbated throwing a wing on his hip and the other covering his face, “Honestly, [Name], you are overreacting. There is nothing to be afraid of.”
“‘M not afraid!” You screeched,” I am just trying to point out all the reasons why that would not be a good idea!” He gave you a flat look, his wings held up in disbelief.
“I am much more reliable than that pathetic excuse of a glider!”
“It’s not the glider I’m worried about!”
Revali just rolled his eyes and swooped for you, and you screamed bloody murder as your body lurched over his. What Revali was thinking you have no idea, but you weren’t even on his back properly, your legs choking his neck while the rest of your body flung around.
Link was fishing on the other side of the hill when he looked over and seeing Revali and you spiraling to the ground. The poor boy couldn’t catch his breath when heard the screams of agony.
Attempt 3: [Name] LOVES music, especially banjos.
Revali was irritated to say the least, none of the previous courting methods worked at all. He was going to give it one more shot before he called it quits.
Link had courteously let Revali borrow his banjo, and as Revali stood outside your yurt in the moonlight he wasn’t sure if this was a good idea at all. Revali knew you were a light sleeper and got absolutely irritated being woken up. However, again, Link had mention that there was nothing more than you wished for then being serenaded awake. A deep fantasy, Link had claimed.
Revali glanced at the instrument and strummed the strings nervously. He wasn’t completely horrible at playing, but he was no master musician. He was dressed in his best Rito garbs, free of his chest plate and warriors’ kilt. He hoped once you looked outside you’d be enamored by him playing under the moonlight.
A rude sound tore you from your deep sleep, and in the midst of waking into reality you were confused by what you were hearing.
Oh no, you paled.
No, no, you knew that sound. You rubbed your hands across your face when you heard singing accompanying the dreaded banjo. To your surprise, it wasn’t Link this time, and you were thrown into further confusion hearing Revali’s voice.
You flung yourself out from the yurt marching toward Revali. He was still playing when he noticed you approaching, and despite the nerves the threaten to freeze him, he kept going. It must be working! ….But then why did you look like you were ready to murder…?
You ripped the banjo from his feathers and thrashed it against the ground. You kept smashing the bloody instrument until it was in unrecognizable pieces and Revali had taken a step back. Huffing and wiping the sweat from your brow, you handed the neck of the banjo, the only thing left intact, back to Revali. He was left dumbstruck holding the broken instrument and watched you drag yourself back to sleep.
He stood there when a string curled off the neck, “W-why?”