my favourite is how anti john green bloggers think we think he’s Perfect Genius Man or whatever and like. john is so stupid. john is not the brains of this operation john thought a chest of drawers was called a chester drawers and that there were 100 seconds in a minute john has like three stories that he tells over and over again anti john green bloggers act like john thinks you’re better than other people if you watch doctor who but john doesn’t even watch doctor who but sometimes he pretends to seem ~cool john has watched every world cup match since 1994 and once ate a blenderised happy meal john green is not Smart Pretentious Better-Than-You Hipster Cool Guy