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Thor eating the Poptarts because he hasn’t been to this realm in a while and maybe this is a delicacy and they are honoring him, or maybe they are poor and this is all they have to share and he is, above all things, polite to his hosts.

Thor being much happier when he gets to the diner and gets scrambled eggs because protein and do you know how much protein it takes to support that much muscle mass?

Thor tinkering with Darcy’s tazer to increase the power output after watching Star Trek episodes with Steve because her tazer only has a stun option and he wants to make sure that, if necessary, it has a kill option as well. She has shown herself to be a worthy warrior and will not abuse this power.

Thor bringing Asgardian therapists skilled in advanced PTSD treatment to Avengers Tower and locking Clint and Bucky and Steve and Natasha and Sam and Tony and whoever else is in arms reach in sessions with them. He never does it to Pepper though until she asks if it would be all right if she talked to someone for a while, and he apologizes and says “Of course.”

Thor volunteering as a sparring partner for Steve because as useful as a punching bag is, sometimes you want to hit someone, and no one else can stand up to Steve at full strength.

Thor going with Steve to visit the graves of all the Howling Commandos because he knows what it is like to lose friends and feel like it is your fault you weren’t there to protect them.

Thor getting Jarvis to set up an appointment with Tony’s tailor for him and coming back with a whole new bespoke wardrobe of suits. Jaws drop when he walks in to the main tower and he nods. That is the appropriate reaction to a Prince of Asgard entering the room.

Thor going to department stores and asking the sales girls to help him pick out a casual wardrobe because he knows that girls like touching his chest and he needs some t-shirts and jeans for when Tony has found another weird restaurant that they all have to go try. He’s perfectly capable of finding the right size by himself, but this way he has brightened some strangers’ days. Sometimes he gets Steve and Clint to come along and they get the most impeccable customer service.

Thor always buying a new outfit for Dr. Banner on these trips because he refuses to come along because he doesn’t like being touched but regularly needs new clothes.

Thor doing every Vine trend that comes along. Thor creating a few Vine trends, including one known as “The Hammer” and another known as “bilgesniping.”

Thor doing advocacy work for organizations that provide support to adopted kids.

Thor talking to Lady Sif at Natasha’s request about going on a date with Steve. Lady Sif punches Thor. So does Steve.

Thor giving the specifications for advanced vaccines against common diseases to Pepper so she can have her scientists at Stark Enterprises “discover” them.


unapologetically calls ghostbusters (2016) “ghostbusters” and ghostbusters (1984) “guybusters”

unapologetically calls female commander shepard “shepard” and male commander shepard “dudeshep”

unapologetically calls female thor “thor” and male thor “odenson thor”

unapologetically calls black james olson “jimmy olsen” and white james olsen “white jimmy olsen”

unapologetically calls harley quinn’s true love “poison ivy”

because white straight men are not the default

My Dash is Looking Dead...

Reblog/Like if you post or reblog the following….

-Game of Thrones
-Assassins Creed
-Dragon Age
-Skyrim or The Elder Scrolls Series
-Mass Effect
-Video Games in General

I’ll check out your blog, and follow if I like what I see. I post/reblog stuff similar to what I stated above, so if you want to follow me go ahead. I’ll follow back but only if you reblog stuff I like!


Thank you for all of the amazing petvengers prompts :3  (and yep, I’m still open for them!) I already have few of them outlined. Colouring will take time but hopefully I’ll be able to fill most of them ;3


This 60 meter drop on the Skógá River cascades over an ancient sea cliff. When the large continental glaciers collapsed about 10,000 years ago, the ocean inundated portions of iceland’s coastline, shrinking the island dramatically. Since that time, the island has actually been expanding.

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Hello guys! It’s that time again… I’m looking for some new blogs because my dash is pretty empty. So please, like/reblog if you post:

► Star Wars (especially I’ll be glad to see Reylo blogs)

► Marvel Univers

► Mass Effect

► Fallout

► Dragon Age

► Game of Thrones

► Harry Potter 

► The Walking Dead

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I need some more blogs to follow! Like/reblog if you post any:

- marvel
- the strain
- jurassic world/park
- mass effect
- dragon age
- video games in general
- horror stuff


Hey all. So something terrible has happened.

We found out that my husband is going to get laid off at the end of the month. I won’t go in to details, but he works at a locally owned gaming store and it’s closing down. Fast. He was able to get in to some interviews quickly, and found out today he got a job as a Para at a local school. Which is great! But there is one huge problem.

We found out that he will only get paid once a month.

He starts his job on Thursday, but no matter what, we are going to be without his income for the whole month of September. With all our bills, rent, utilities, even just groceries and gas for our vehicles, there is no way we can afford everything on my income alone. And I am beside myself with panic. We cannot get any loans because of the loans I accrued as a college student and our money made versus debt owed ratio. I just don’t know what to do.

So I’m turning to you guys. (And I know I turn to you guys a lot, and I’m terribly sorry.) I have both an Etsy and Storenvy store, and I offer a wide array of products. Stickers, bookmarks, posters, keychains, art prints - in a lot of different ship and fandom options. Harry Potter, Avatar (ATLA and LOK), Bleach, Once Upon a Time, Thor/Avengers, Fruits Basket, Mass Effect, InuYasha and even Pokemon! If you have any interest in buying anything from my store, it would help so much.

I also offer commissions! There’s a wide array of examples above of my artwork. You can also browse my deviantArt page HERE and view my gallery for more of my works. At this point, I’m pretty much open to drawing anything. So if you’ve wanted a custom art piece of your very own, now’s the chance! OC’s, fanart, even art of your FF14 character! You can either send me a note here on Tumblr, note me on deviantArt, or send me an email to If you have questions on if I’d be willing to draw something (like NSFW, anthro, etc.), or questions just in general - feel free to ask! Again, any interest would be appreciated beyond words!

I would also accept PayPal donations. My paypal address is Though, as I hate to just accept money without you receiving anything, I’d be willing to draw a free pencil sketch of one character of your choosing if you donate! (Just make sure to either include a contact email and/or info regarding the commission so I can contact you about your sketch!

Again, any and all help is completely appreciated. Even if you can’t buy or commission anything, if you could spread the word with a reblog I would be so thankful! I just don’t know how we’ll make it otherwise. Thank you all very much!

I will never understand why people think Thor is stupid or incapable of navigating the everyday life on Earth on his own. Easy going nature and optimism are not signs of mental disability, and, as far as I know, the amount of muscle is not disproportionate to one’s brain mass.

Thor is capable of charm and manipulation, he is confident and has zero social anxiety. In real life, those are the people who will succeed no matter the odds.

In Thor, after he loses literally everything, Thor does not break, he simply accepts the situation and goes on living. Wiser, more subdued and less arrogant, yes, but essentially he stays the same person - brave and kind, with a good, selfless heart. 

In Thor we see him asking questions and learning in stride, and, no matter his obvious unfamiliarity with Earth’s customs, he adapts quickly. 

So yes, I do see why someone like that would find himself incapable of buying his own clothes, or understanding the value of blending in.