mass effect husband

  • Me: *just minding my business playing Mass Effect: Andromeda*
  • Jaal: *swaggers in all defensive like*
  • Me: Oh ~hello~
  • Jaal: *starts talking*
  • Me: excUSE ME SIR WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT TO MAKE MY KNEES WEAK REPORT TO THE SHIP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WE'LL BANG OK?