mass effect drink


I love this ridiculous, trashy, rowdy, obscene bar.

Bonus (Kix-drank-too-much edition):


Wrex’s kids grow up with the best bedtime stories

and Shepard’s going to give Garrus a stress ulcer yet you just wait

(my go-to fighting method in me3 was to say “fuck it” to my guns and just biotic charge/punch anything that I could get my hands on, brutes very much included)

  • Riza Hawkeye: What did I miss?
  • Edward Elric: Everyone wants to know who would win in a fight between me and the Colonel.
  • Jean Havoc: It's a good question.
  • Riza Hawkeye: It is a good question.
  • Roy Mustang: No it isn't. The shrimp here wouldn't stand a chance.
  • Edward Elric: Don't listen to this fossil. The only thing he could defeat is a glass of warm milk.
  • Roy Mustang: Ha! I've got head lice bigger than you, Fullmetal!

Oh my god Arlan getting wasted on Kadara and dancing sexy on a table at Sloane’s party has to be the greatest thing I have ever witnessed.