So I did a list previously about the shinigami and the Quincy running into each other at the grocery store…and it went over pretty well. A sequel was requested, so here we are! More shinigami and more Quincy running into each other in the aisles of a supermarket!
1. As Nodt and Byakuya
Byakuya: What on earth are you buying?
As Nodt: I am doing a game. You have to buy two items that will most freak out the cashier.
As Nodt: So here I have pizza dough….and pineapple.
As Nodt: Which according to my research is currently the most frightening combination possible.
Byakuya: I am ashamed that we ever faced each other in battle.
As Nodt: You mispronounced “terrified.”
2. Giselle and Yachiru
Yachiru: That’s a lot of Halloween decorations!
Giselle: Halloween is my favorite holiday.
Giselle: I like to put up lots of decorations.
Giselle: And answer the door with a spray bottle of my own blood.
Giselle: To turn bad zombie costumes into really really good ones.
Yachiru: I think I’ll skip your house!
Giselle: You’ll miss out!
3. Kurotsuchi and Pernida
Kurotsuchi: You know, you were mildly interesting. Being a giant sentient hand and all.
Kurotsuchi: Running into you might even be a chance for me to find out something more about you. If there is anything to learn.
Kurotsuchi: Only the magic is somewhat ruined since you have a shopping cart full of dozens and dozens of bottles of hand lotion.
Pernida: I get very dry.
Kurotsuchi: This conversation is over.
4. Bazz-B and Renji
Bazz-B: Dude! Up top! I heard you had a kid!
Bazz-B: A-are you leaving me hanging? Are you not a cool dude after all???
Renji: So I heard that you’re the one who killed Kira.
Renji: When we met the first time, I didn’t know.
Renji: Then I saw Kira again, later. Undead. With a giant hole through his chest. Guess that was you.
Bazz-B: So….this is a double high-five situation?
Renji: …see ya, Bazz-B.
Bazz-B: Just can’t figure that guy out.
5. Kensei and Quilge
Kensei: Is that your kid trapped underneath that shopping cart?
Quilge: Saw a kid who was crying, turned over the shopping card and trapped him inside this makeshift cage.
Quilge: You’re welcome, supermarket.
Small child: I have a fort!
Quilge:I keep telling you that’s not a fort!
Kensei: Guess I’m not so bad with kids after all.
6. PePe and Hisagi
PePe: Why, Hisagi! My former love muffin! How have you been?
Hisagi: …please tell me you did not just call me a love muffin.
PePe: Come here and give me a hug!
Hisagi: I am so not doing that.
PePe: Don’t you want to feel the love??
Hisagi: Matsumoto can so get her own juice next time.
7. BG9 and Omaeda
Omaeda: Uh, why are you staring at that sales person?
BG9: I can’t figure out how much these peaches are.
BG9: But the sales person does not seem to have a family member or a loved one I can threaten to kill.
BG9: I just don’t know how I’m going to get the information I need.
Omaeda: You could ask?
BG9: Of course! Use my data-gathering tentacles! Good call!
Omaeda: I MEANT ASK WITH WORDS
8. Rose and Mask de Masculine
Rose: You have James strapped into the child’s seat on your shopping cart so that he can clap while you shop.
Mask: Makes me the best shopper ever!
Rose: Gotta find a new supermarket.
9. Gremmy and Kenpachi
Gremmy: I don’t need to shop.
Gremmy: I can imagine anything I need. Bigger. Better. Cheaper than anything here.
Gremmy: So why is it that when I see you shopping, I want to shop better?
Gremmy: I want to beat you at shopping! Why?
Kenpachi: I dunno. Personal issues probably.
Gremmy: I DON’T HAVE ISSUES
10. Nianzol and Ichigo
Ichigo: Dude, that was amazing.
Ichigo: You just navigated your shopping cart through this crowded store without slowing down at all! How?
Nianzol: My powers allow me to push attacks away from me.
Nianzol: Or other shopping carts.
Nianzol: Pretty much just free space ahead of me, all the time.
Ichigo: This is, like, the first time I’ve ever wished my Quincy powers actually developed!
Nianzol: …pretty sure His Majesty’s heart is breaking somewhere.