Percival: Please tell me the rumours are true
Tina: Yes, yes. I am a big fat slut.
Percival: No, no. Not that one. The one where you got demoted for calling Mary-Lou Barebone a dick and punched her in the left tit.
Tina: I worry about the way information circulates in this department.
Easy A (2010)
(Requests now closed)