mash up!

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@witchnyx made a post about roleswap au months ago and i hadn’t gotten out of my head since;;

lissa is a pegasus knight and chrom is a pseudo-mercanary and both mess around constantly as prince frederick wonders why he even has guards when they accidentally hurt each other more than their foes

If Jane Austen wrote Star Trek:

Spock, the first officer whose advice was always effectual, possessed a strength of understanding, and coolness of judgement, which qualified him to be the counselor of the ship’s captain, and enabled him frequently to counteract, to the advantage of them all, that eagerness of mind in Captain Kirk which must generally have lead to imprudence. Spock had an excellent heart, positioned somewhere near his kidneys; his feelings were strong, but he knew how to govern them: it was a knowledge which his captain had yet to learn, and which one of his fellow crew members had resolved never to learn.

Dr. Leonard McCoy’s abilities were, in many respects, equal to Spock’s. He was sensible and clever; but eager in every thing; his sorrows, his joys, could have no moderation. He was generous, amiably cynical, interesting: he was everything but logical.

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Newt: And now, boy, it’s time to make Mummy proud. 
Jacob: Yes, Newt.
Newt: I could have not been more clearly talking to the thunderbird. 

Brooklyn 99; season 4, episode 5: Halloween IV 

for @inarticulate-flailing

Now for something completely different 

(Requests now closed)

It was an amazing experience, and I’m a massive Christopher Nolan fan. So it would have been something I would have been really excited to watch had I not been involved in it anyway. It was really cool to be the new guy and kind of learn. It was a completely different challenge which I really liked. It was a lot of fun. It was tough, but it was good fun.
—  Harry talking about Dunkirk