Written for todaydreambelievers prompt: (AU
or Canon Compliant) Blaine and/or Kurt using cheesy pickup lines on the other. For example, could be to seduce or being funny but can be whatever you’d like, wherever you like, whenever you like.
Kurt contemplated the two women in front of him, his eyes narrowed slightly as he swallowed the final mouthful of his drink. “So what exactly are the terms and conditions?”
Santana’s grin widened. “All general cleaning of shared apartment areas will be done by the two of us for the next month.” She glanced towards Rachel who was nodding emphatically.
“To my standard?”
“To your standard,” both said, holding up crossed fingers.
Kurt leaned forward slightly, resting his chin on his fingers. “Ok,” he said after a moment, to which both Rachel and Santana responded with a loud ‘Whoop!’ and high five. “What exactly do I have to do?”
“You have to go up to the next guy who walks through the door and say this,” Santana held up her phone, showing Kurt what was written there.
“You know what,” he said, letting out a chuckle. “That could be a whole lot worse.” Turning in his seat, he directed his eyes to the entry of the bar. No cleaning for a month. He could do this.