WHY A SUCCESSFUL STONER CAN’T START A DIET.
Step A. Tell yourself or someone that you are going on a diet.
Step B. Smoke a bowl, joint, blunt,bong,bubbler,potato, bottle, pen (make sure you take out the ink)16oz mountain dew bottles.. Which ever you prefer.
Step C. Insist that you should eat all of the “bad” GOOD things in your house (Lets be honest. That’s everything.)
Step D. Tell your parents you need more money for grocery’s.
Step E. Use that money to purchase more weed.
There you have it folks.. Success.
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