Twitter is land of the few, the funny, the #relatable. Many flee when forced to grapple with their natural lack of wit. The few who survive often toil in anonymous, meme-addled notoriety. A miniscule percentage of those remaining are girls who date girls.
In celebration of 2014’s demise (good riddance to the freeloading bastard) and in honor of AfterEllen’s Twitter hitting 100k follows sans a single staff sex tape, I’ve selected 20 tweeters who kill it with panache. Here’s the 20 Wittiest Tweeters of 2014. Droll on.
Elizabeth Southard, Jennifer Hope Wills, Katherine Buffaloe, Rebecca Luker, Marni Raab, Kimilee Bryant, Elizabeth Welch, Sierra Boggess, Mary Michael Patterson, Samantha Hill.
Disclaimer 1: The photo of Kimilee Bryant is from her Basel days. Disclaimer 2: It appears Elizabeth Welch is not one of the “official” participants in this filming, as her name doesn’t appear on the list. Obviously she deserves to be there so I added her anyway!
I will tell you the story of how we found ourselves in a realm where dreams are formed, destiny is chosen, and magic is as real as your handprint in the snow. I will tell you how we unlocked the Pandora’s box of ourselves, tasted freedom, stained our souls with blood and choice, and unleashed a horror on the world that destroyed its dearest Order.