anyway, i hope that the lying detective is just an hour and a half of sherlock lying face down on the floor having a well earned nap but irene comes and visits, sees him asleep shrugs and goes to leave but mary’s there for some reason and is like yo lets hang out and they go for some shop lifting and lunch and shave sherlock’s ugly ass beard off while he sleeps

  • Mary Watson:Say Mama sweetie…Ma-ma!
  • John Watson:No say Dads! Da-da!
  • Baby Watson:
  • Mary:Come on, say it! Mah-mah…
  • John:Try it, baby. Dah-dah…
  • Baby Watson:…Mah-dah…Mah-dah…
  • Mary:No, it's Mah-MAH!
  • John:It's DAH-dah actually!
  • Baby Watson:mah-dah…mur-der…MURDER!
  • Mary:
  • John:What the f—
  • Mary and John:………SHERLOCK!
  • Sherlock:*manic laughter in distance^