A: I’m being forced to rest until my bronchitis is gone, so I can’t sew B: My creativity is suffering so, therefore, I’m making crack posts C: I have a warped sense of humor
This one’s gonna be an in-between because “Animan” is where Adrien’s game truly shines! Unfortunately, he uses it to coach Nino into trying to get a date with Marinette. Go with what you know, I guess.
Alternatively titled: Adrien
Flirts With Marinette Through His Bestie
Can we all just agree that
Adrien giving Nino advice on how to score with Marinette is the cutest thing
Nino literally tells Adrien this crush came out of nowhere.
Adrien’s all “yeah dude, IKR?!”
If I were you, I wouldn’t
look so smug, Junior.
Phase 1 of Operation: “Clueless Dorks” uh I mean “Give Nino the Confidence to Ask Alya Out Instea–” er…you know what? We’ll just call it Phase 1.
1. mat sella (he’s cute, he’s anxious, he’s a musician - he takes mc dad to a pup concert and i love pup. i’m literally in love with him. also carmensita is such a good kid)
2. damien bloodmarch (look, in general i love goths?? but damien is also cute and awkward and fckn trans and i adore him. also lucien cask of amantilladod a kid and that means i respect the fuck outta him - tho he also sold me oregano instead of actual weed,,,,,,,tf kid)
3. craig cahn (he’s Soft As Fuck™, his kids are adorable, and also i have a weakness for friends-to-lovers. also his facial expressions are my fav)
4. hugo vega (he’s a nerd, but he’s a cool nerd??? he’s hella smart, but i’m into that. once called a kid bitch +12. named his son ernest hemingway -27)
5. brian harding (he’s,,,,,,,so good,,,,,why is mc dad such an asshole to him at first,,,,,,i’m sobbing. also daisy is adorable and i wanna squeeze her)
6. robert small (he’s funny af, he genuinely cares about mc dad, he apparently whittles. his daughter’s a gorgeous af wlw and i love her. -5 for love of pineapple on pizza +10 for being such a cutie)
7. joseph christiansen (his kids are the cutest things ever and chris is autistic. he’s genuinely charming and i want him to be happy and in an healthy relationship. both he and mary deserve much better than what theyre getting. HOWEVER HE WANTED ME TO BE THE SIDE HO AND THAT WILL NOT STAND)
Dick grinned at you boyishly, taking hold of your wrist and bouncing on his feet,”C’mon, c’mon!” He urged eagerly, pulling you down the hall,”You walk so slowwww.” He whined.
“I’m coming, Dick, give me a second!” You laughed. You allowed the nine-year-old to tug you, mid-shoe finding frenzy, into Bruce’s office. While you pulled on some flats Dick wound the clock’s hands to the time that would open it. When he swung the clock on its hinges and open, you were greeted with the smell of petrichor, and the hum of water descending from the cracks in the cave walls and onto the rocks below. Dick shot down the steps, and you quickly stumbled after him.
Category 2, number 13: “Best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot” sex
@lamenart First of all, you can have anything you want, I would literally die for you after your drawings. Second, this is the AU I like to call “the one where Mari and Viktor meet years before he meets Yuuri, and they become penpals.” This is part 1 lmao, I’ll post part 2 tomorrow!
PART 1 OF 3
By some strange twist of fate, Viktor meets Mari before he actually meets her brother.
It happens during his first Grand Prix skating in the senior division, when he gets assigned the NHK Trophy for one of his qualifying events. Viktor is excited—he’s never been to Japan before, and the only thing he likes better than skating itself is the amount he gets to travel because of it. When he isn’t practicing his routines or pestering Yakov about changing his choreography, Viktor spends most of his time looking up all the fun things he plans to do in the two or three days he gets to spend outside of competition, which means sightseeing and food tourism and talking to locals.
a thing I’m calling now that’s absolutely without a doubt going to happen in season four – someone, I’m thinking either Eva or Chris, mentions Even and Isak having won a cutest couple vote at school sometime in March and it’s the biggest we see you to the fans from Julie and Mari in the world ever.
“What did you do to our little
Joo?” Suho yells as he busts threw the door, making me jump straight into
Xiumin’s arms. He holds me to his chest and pulls the blanket over me so my
naked body is hidden from the prying eyes of boys that suddenly fill the
doorway. They all stand there dumbstruck at the sight.
“Stop your staring,” Xiumin
“Can’t help it,” Pervy Luhan purrs
as he comes in the room and sits on the edge of the bed.
“I want to see Noona naked,” Sehun
teases as he joins us on the bed.
“You guys are making me blush,” I
mumble as I tuck myself into Xiumin’s chest.
“Come on,” Chen hoots playfully,
“How about a little leg?”
I can’t help but laugh at his cute
begging, I slide my leg out from under the covers to let them see.
“How about some back?” Xiumin
teases before letting the blanket slide down my body, giving the eleven men who
had made their way into the room a nice view of my bare back and Luhan a side
boob view. I shiver when Sehun drags a finger down my spine, stopping he hits
the blanket just about my butt.
“Sehunie,” I whine, “Stop it,
you’re making my shiver.”
“I think she means tingle,” Kai
purrs as he joins Sehun in touching my back, his cold hands make my visibly
I didn’t even notice Kyungsoo
joining them until the boy is already pushing the younger two away and placing
soft warm kisses on my shoulders. He sits down right behind me, and like
Xiumin, I can feel his warmth radiating off him.
“Does that feel better?” Kyungsoo
whispers in my ear.
“You’re so warm!” I say as I lean
back into his embrace, finding a bare chest, something I was not expecting from
“Be carful love, you are going to
show everyone to chest,” Xiumin warns. I snap back up against him.
“Since when have you been so
friendly?” Kai whines as he pokes his hyung.
“You could barely look at her
yesterday.” Tao adds in, wanting to join us on the bed but can’t get close with
the others in the way.
“Someone didn’t cool off, I’m
guessing,” Kris raises a brow at the owl boy.
Kyungsoo shrugs, “She did it to my
twice yesterday, and it just hasn’t gone away.”
“Baby,” Kris cuckles his tongue at
me, “You used the word too many times already.”
“You should heard her last night,
it was her new favorite word,” Xiumin chuckles.
“Don’t say that!” I slap his chest
“We heard you say it plenty last
night Baby,” Baekhyun smirks at me.
I blush, “It’s okay baby, it was
cute, actually it was really hot,” Lay nibbles on his lip as he watches me.
“I think she should just use it all
the time,” Chanyeol suggests.
“That won’t be a problem at school,”
Suho scoffs but when I look at him I can tell he actually agrees with that
“Fine, just when we are at home. Or
if you don’t agree with it, she will call you oppa,” Luhan glares at Suho.
“You guys want me to call you
daddy, all the time?” I question, though I’m not completely against the idea.
“I just love it when that that word
comes from that cute little mouth of yours,” Xiumin says with a kiss on my
“None of that,” Sehun whines.
“Yea, you already get too much of
her attention!” Baekhyun joins in.
“Let me see her,” Luhan holds out
his arms to me, and I almost go but that’s before I remember that I’m naked and
Xiumin mostly is too.
“Can I get a shirt or something
first?” I ask.
“You know how to ask for it baby,”
Kris reminds me as he wanders over to Xiumin’s closet.
“Daddy, can I please get a shirt?”
I say with a cute pout.
“Really could get used to that,”
Kris kisses the top of my head as he hands me the shirt. Xiumin holds up the
blanket so I can pull the shirt on, only revealing myself to him, earning a lot
of boos and groans.
“Now let me hold my baby!” Luhan
whines, making me laugh at his sudden cuteness. I crawl off Xiumin’s lap over
to Luhan’s, who welcomes me eagerly.
“I wanna turn,” Kyungsoo
“No me!” Sehun pushes his hyung out
“You little,” Kyungsoo growls as he
pushes Sehun to the ground.
“None of that,” Suho snaps. “It’s
time for everyone to get ready for the day.”
“Oh yea, school,” I grumble. I
sigh, “At least I get to see Jihyo.”
“Are you sure you want to go to
school?” Luhan asks as he strokes my cheek.
“Can’t we just skip today hyung?”
Chanyeol looks to Suho with a big smile.
“No. We have a break coming up next
“But hyung,” Tao whines, “We wanna
hang out Joo.”
Suho rolls his eyes, “You guys have
twenty minutes till I leave with her, if you are dressed and by the door you
can come along and hang out in the office.”
“Twenty minutes?” Sehun, Tao, and
Chanyeol yell together.
“I should probably go get ready
than,” I say as I slide off Luhan’s lap to the warm wood floor.
“Is that enough time for you?” Suho
asks when I reach him.
I shrug, “That’s more then enough
time. But who wants to take me to my room?”
“Me!” Chen and Baekhyun say
together. I smile as both boys scramble over to me and begin pulling me down
the hall. I don’t really pay attention to where we are going as the boys
continue to bicker about who I should like more and who is cuter. We arrive at
my room in a few minutes, they flip on the light and wander in with me. I’m
surprised when they throw themselves on the bed and make themselves
I blink at them until Chen sits up
and cocks his head at me, “You better hurry baby girl or you are going to be in
trouble. Suho hyung doesn’t allow tardiness.” I nod before quickly going into
the closet to find the row of uniforms I saw yesterday. It only takes me a
minute to find one of the winter ones and quickly pull it on, along with thigh
high socks and mary janes. When I am dressed I walk back out into my room and
see the two boys in the same position as before. They look up at me and smile
big, like very cute idiots.
“You are the cutest little thing
I’ve ever seen!” Baekhyun coos at me.
“But come here,” Chen waves me over
and sits me down on the ottoman in front of my bed, with my back to him. I
shiver as he starts playing with my hair, just an automatic reaction I have
since not many people touch my hair. “Your hair is a mess, baby girl,” Chen
scolds as he fixes it.
“I don’t like dealing with it,” I
grumble as Chen sends Baekhyun into the bathroom for hair ties. When he gets
what he needs he use the hair ties to put my hair into two cute little buns on
top of my head. He also puts in a bow head band, finishing in only a few
“Perfect,” He kisses the top of my
head, “Now if you ever need help with your hair just come to Daddy, I mean me.”
I turn around and wrap my arms
around his neck, pulling him close and pecking his lips softly, “Thank you
“Ya! I helped too!” Baekhyun
whines, making me laugh. I let the stunned Chen go to give Baekhyun a kiss as
“Thank you too daddy Baekhyun.”
“We should go so you can grab
something for breakfast before you go,” Chen suggests as he pulls me out of my
room, Baekhyun is behind us with my backpack. We find the others sitting in the
kitchen, Chanyeol, Kyungsoo, Tao, Kai, and Sehun are all in their uniforms,
while Suho is looking fucking delightful in a suit and the others still manage
to look hot in their pajamas.
“Oh my god,” Luhan coos when he
sees me, “My baby looks so cute!” He rushes over, nearly spilling his coffee on
Kris as he puts it on the counter.
“Daddy,” I whine as he pinches my
“Oh Baby that is not how you get me
to stop touching you,” His cute playfulness slowly fades to pervy Lulu as he
moves his hands to my hips and pulls me close.
“Aw hyung you already got to hold
her today, let us have a turn!” Tao comes forward, pushing all of his hyungs
out of the way to latch on to me.
“Daddy panda!” I say automatically,
returning Tao’s hug.
“Why the hell does she greet you
like that?” Luhan snaps as he crosses his arms over his chest.
“I have no idea,” I say honestly,
“It’s just some weird automatic response when I see him.”
“That’s unfair she only does that
to Kyungsoo and Tao.”
“She doesn’t even do that to me,”
With an impending argument
approaching I quickly change the subject, “Is there still time for me to eat
“Of course,” Tao answers without
hesitation. “What do you want for breakfast? We have anything you could think
“Nothing too big, just an apple or
“That isn’t breakfast,” Suho
scolds. “Don’t worry about it, I’ll have something delivered to the office.”
“It’s okay, I don’t eat much, I
don’t need anything,” I try to wave the idea away but earn nothing but glares
from each man.
“Another rule,” Kyungsoo pipes in,
“You must eat three meals a day.”
“Agreed,” The other eleven decide.
“This is ridiculous.” I groan.
“Baby girl, are you being naughty?”
Kris questions with a brow raised.
“No,” Xiumin answers for me, his
eyes warning me, “She would never be bad and loose her phone privileges, would
“I’ll be good and eat when we get
there,” I mumble with a sigh.
So I’ve been thinking a lot about Yuuri+Viktor being exposed to each other’s baby photos.
Yuuri was 100% a cute chubby baby who clung to his parents+older sister. Mari was super protective of her baby brother and 90% of the photos is Yuuri shyly looking at the camera behind Mari and Mari pouting at being photographed.
Viktor literally about cries because “Holy-Shit-How-Did-I-Get-The-Cutest-Fiance-Ever” and just keeps thanking Yuuri’s parents for this very important gift.
His favorite though is of Yuuri taking first steps on the ice with a huge grin for the camera.
And the subsequent one of a blurry Yuuri mid fall. (He gets an earful from Yuuri for keeping this one)
But Yuuri coming to St. Petersburg and Yakov (Definitely not bitter over the whole “Abandoning your career for a crush thing”) just drags out his OWN album of Viktor growing up.
And Yuuri is cooing over it because Viktor was a shy kid who hid behind long hair and 100% gave himself a haircut when he was like 6 right before a huge competition.
Yuuri ends up keeping 1-2 photos and they’re one of Viktor being a newer skater with his tongue+arms stuck out trying to keep his balance.
And another of Viktor holding a bronze medal and smiling with all teeth showing at his first competition.
These photos of course lead to discussions of “Babe don’t you want a little you running around?”
Okay but once Mary's being super cute (she's just sitting on the grass) and Sirius is watching while he's with James and he just mumbles "marry me" cos she's so cute, help???? And James is like wot and Sirius just "MARY. MARY AND ME. WE'RE FRIENDS YKNOW IM GONNA GO TALK TO HER" and power walks away
He was not staring.He really wasn’t. Just, she was in his peripheral line of sight so it really was kind of hard not to look at her.
Everyone was outside today (it was a pleasantly warm but not hot kind of day in mid April) soaking up the unexpected but most welcomed sunlight before it hid behind its usual clouds of dark grey.
He may have overheard Lily mention something about needing to do homework, to which she had replied with ‘it’s a beautiful day, shall we study near the lake?’. Of course, the girls had thought this a wondrous and splendid idea and had exited the common room just as Sirius had sought up enough strength to belt out a morning greeting… fifteen seconds too late so a poor and unexpected first year almost died of fright when Sirius just released a rather panicked ‘HELLO’.
Then, during a very late breakfast, Remus had muttered about how behind he was in his essays and needed to spend at least two hours in the library.
James rolled his eyes. “Nerd.” He said with a cough.
“Prongs, the essay is due in tomorrow. We spent so much time working on that last prank we’ve missed a whole weeks worth of bloody school work.”
That caused James’ eyes to bulge open a little as he whispered out his favourite swear word.
“How about we go outside?” Was that his own voice he heard?
The rest of the marauders turned to look at him, probably because the words had jumbled out and as he had opened his mouth some of his porridge dribbled down his face (nice).
So that’s how they had somehow (wow, what a coincidence) ended up near the lake. James hadn’t even noticed his favourite red-head sitting near by; he was so absorbed in wanting to get a good grade
that as soon as his bottom had plopped onto the grass he opened his study book and dived in.
The conversation had gone something like this:
“An A is not Acceptable, Wormtail, I am getting an O or I swear, I’m going to eat a sock.”
“You literally just called Remus a nerd for wanting to study-”
“Did I? I would never call Moony such a thing, wow how could you even think that I would stoop so low?”
Sirius, however, was… well, rather distracted.
Did she do something new with her hair? Perhaps it was because the sun was shining on it and so it sparkled and shone in a completely new and awe-striking way. He shivered and dropped his eyes onto his parchment.
He had written his name.
That was all he had done in the last twenty minutes because from here he could hear the soft trickles of sweet laughter and could see the way she would tuck her hair behind her ears, only for the strands to fall back over her face a few seconds later.
She wasn’t even doing anything. She was just sat on the grass, like everyone else, her eyes shining as she flicked through her book and jotted a few things down on her parchment now and then.
You know when your spine just tingles and you get butterflies that swirl around in every crevice of your body? And you’re at a loss for words because what you want to say just can’t really be spoken out like a normal sentence with words just stringed together with nouns and verbs.
It’s something far more… intimate and personal and the only thing that makes sense is soppy words and phrases that could account to sodding poetry.
He looked down at his parchment again, his ears burning as he tried to tone down everyone’s voice but hers.
He had got it bad. Damn.
“Oi, James,” Peter’s voice rang out, making his ears tingle. “What’s your answer for question five? I have no i-deer.”
James made a hum as he flicked through his notes. “I missed that one. Moony, can you help out the brodent.”
“Only because I’m feline generous. It’s actually kinda easy right-”
As soon as Remus mentioned something to do with a bezoar Sirius’ mind was off again and he couldn’t help it- his eyes fluttered once more to Mary.
How had he not noticed this before?
He was just pinpointing out all her beautiful, delicate facial features out in an intricate detailed painting in his mind when he heard his name. She was so cute and he couldn’t help but just feel like he was floating on clouds.
“Sirius, howl is your essay coming along?”
He tried to open his mouth to speak but no words came. He licked his lips, his mouth all dry and scratchy as he tried again.
The words were only a slight mumble, rolling out from his tongue like honey. Marry me. Marry me.
Three heads snapped up and stared at him.
He coughed and straightened his back. “What?” He gasped.
James squinted at him and poked him with the feather end of his quill. “You just said something didn’t you?”
“No.” Perhaps forcing out a little laugh wasn’t the best thing for him to do. Nor was shoving James a little too hard so that some of his ink spilled out onto his parchment.
“Look, Padfoot,” Peter fluttered his eyes and grabbed onto his friend’s hand. Sirius squirmed, his face reddening by the second. “You know I love you but I really don’t think we’re that sirius yet-”
“I said Mary!” His voice was a lot louder than he anticipated, a few students turned to them in astonishment (luckily Mary was still focused on her book).
“Yes!” Sirius belted out. “I said mary me. Mary and me… are uh, we are friends! And I was just thinking I could um ask her about the err question we’re on. Bezoars right?”
“Yeah, ten minutes ago. We’re on Transfiguration now.” James quipped and nudged him with his quill again. “Are you-”
Sirius stood up in an instant, his book almost hitting James on the head. “Um. Yeah I’m just going to go and um ask Mary about bezoars.”
Three startled boys stared in amazement as Sirius grabbed hold of his books and parchments in the quickest flourish they had ever witnessed. Then their faces grew even more confused as Sirius, with his hands still full of all his things, power-walked away from them back to the castle- all the while muttering ‘I said Mary and me. Mary and me. Mary and me.’
“But…” Peter shook his head and looked at their fellow female Gryffindors sitting a little further away. “Mary’s right there.”
The first thing you need to know is that I am college AU trash.
Natasha and Sonya are freshmen; Pierre, Mary, Anatole, and Dolokhov are juniors; Helene is a senior. Marya Dmitryevna is one of those RAs who’s so good at being an RA that the school keeps offering to pay for more classes if she stays for one more year (she’s gonna have like three bachelors by the time she graduates). Andrei’s doing his last year of military service before he goes to college on the Army’s dime.
Natasha is a music major with an emphasis on composition, Sonya is in the School of Social Work, Pierre is a philosophy/history double major (so he’s reading all the time), Mary is a religious studies major, Anatole is a theatre student, Dolokhov has to be majoring in something but no one really knows what it is or how he has time for it because he’s also on the wrestling, boxing, and fencing teams. Helene is a psych major who uses her powers for manipulation rather than for good. Marya D. studies languages and grew up bilingual so she can swear fluently in like five differently languages and passably in three more.
Natasha and Andrei have been dating (more or less) since she was a junior in high school. Because he’s always been away at school and she’s always been a minor, it’s been mostly about holding hands and light kisses and going on dates when he’s home on break, but they’re both totally happy with that and everyone (including Natasha and Andrei) are convinced that they’re gonna get married.
And then Natasha goes off to college AND THIS ASSHOLE (Anatole) SHOWS UP. Natasha and Sonya went to all-girls high school, so Natasha has very little experience with guys apart from Andrei and Pierre (who she’s barely seen since he went away to college). Anatole’s got all that sex appeal that Natasha’s never really encountered or even thought about, and he’s also chock full of charisma.
So even though Andrei promised he could come join Natasha in a year (just one more year, you’ll be so busy with school you’ll hardly notice) Natasha breaks up with him to be with Anatole (you don’t even have to do that, Helene tells her, but she could never do that to Andrei).
Marya D. has heard plenty of stories about Anatole Kuragin and doesn’t trust him near any of her residents, so when Sonya tells her that Anatole’s going away with Natasha over mid-semester break, Marya sends him packing and calls Pierre, who has heretofore been having a depressive episode and only leaving his room to get blackout drunk at parties.
Pierre knows EXACTLY what Anatole’s about and is absolutely correct in his supposition that Natasha has given her heart to this boy while Anatole’s just here to fuck around.
And no one fucks with Natalya Rostova on Pierre Bezukhov’s watch. No one.
So Pierre Has Words with Anatole and he keeps away from Natasha after that. Natasha spends the rest of the semester crying in her dorm room, hating herself for breaking Andrei’s heart. Andrei comes home over Thanksgiving, talks to Pierre, gives back all the things Natasha has given him over the years.
Natasha doesn’t go home over Thanksgiving; she doesn’t want her family to see her like this. Marya and Sonya stay with her. Pierre comes back to school a few days early and comes to see her.
She always feels better after she talks to Pierre.
(And then eventually Pierre brings himself to end his terrible relationship with Helene and he and Natasha start dating and they are the literal cutest things and now that Mary Bolkonsky is away from her horrible father she gets happier and starts dating Natasha’s brother AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.)
A comprehensive list of the “Sledge is totally in love with Sid” moments from The Pacific:
- giving Sid a copy of his favorite books before he leaves
- quoting from that book in his letter to remind him of it
- his repeated use of the term “greaser” which indicates he actually thinks Sidney Phillips–SIDNEY PHILLIPS–is a cool rebel
- his delight at finding Sid on Pavuvu
- his awkward non reaction when Sid talks about losing his virginity
- conversely, Sid playing down the loss of his virginity (knowing Sledge doesn’t want to hear about it?)
- his disappointed face when he realizes Sid gave away his gay gift
- his SMILE when he sees Sid at the train station
- his stunned reaction when Sid says he’s getting married; he doesn’t smile, and there is no happiness in his voice, for the first two sentences
- having no desire to have a (female) dance partner and gently mocking Sid for dancing with Mary
- his response when Sid offers to find him a dance partner. “No…” (sad smile, shakes head “No.”
- Sid respecting and understanding that decision without teasing him about it
In conclusion, Eugene Sledge has a big gay crush on his best friend and it’s simultaneously the cutest and saddest thing ever.