When you revisit old ships and realize ‘wow they’re still very beautiful’

but then you also whisper quietly to yourself ‘not real’ and think about it for .03 seconds and then throw that terrible toxic thought into a trash can

reblog to keep all the ships afloat 🚢?

Imagine your OTP

Person A: I thought we could y'know, take the next step *wiggles eyebrows*

Person B: You mean…the sex step.

Person A: What, no! *blushes and giggles* I meant giving you my Netflix password

  • <p> <b>Me:</b> There is 0.00000000000000001% chance there is a heterosexual explanation to this.<p/><b>Showrunner:</b> <p/><b>Me:</b> <p/><b>Showrunner:</b> I live in the land of the free and statistics don't apply to me.<p/></p>