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Okay, so I have absolutely no idea how Eddie and Venom would react to the Avengers as a whole, but I do feel, deep down in my soul, that this is how their meeting with Clint Barton would go:

Clint: Soooo, you eat people, huh?

Venom: Yes, there are many delicious snacks :D

Clint: Okay. Okay, but you’re not gonna eat us, right?

Venom: No. Eddie says we can only eat bad people :(

Clint: Cool.

Clint: ….

Clint: Well, I’ve got chocolate syrup and cold pizza??

Venom: :D

Thor: Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?

Loki: Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful witch flew up on this broomstick. She threw the broomstick to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”

Thor nodding approvingly: Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.

T'challa, a weary sibling, testing new gear: is this a prank

Shuri, ignoring the 42 hidden 360° cameras, 26 hidden audio recorders, her YouTube livestream, her Instagram livestream, the camera she hid in his shirt for a first person pov, Peter Parker on the ceiling, the camera in her hair, Nakia behind the door, and all the Dora Milaje staring through the window: no