MJ: You keep a bulletproof vest in your gym locker?

Peter: Of course, where do you keep yours?

MJ: I don’t have one

Peter: Dude…everyone has a gym locker

Stephen: Why do people get so excited over Autumn? It’s just a season.

Peter: *walks into the room* omg I’m so excited for fall I’m going to shove leaves up my ass

Stephen: I-

Tony: Don’t…

*Hulk picks up Thanos*

“this bitch empty! yeet!”

peter, at some point: ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠᵘⁿᵉʳᵃˡ ᶦ’ᵐ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵏᵃʰᵒᵒᵗ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ¹⁰⁰⁰ ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷᶦⁿˢ, ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ !!!!!!

tony: bold of you to assume i’m ever letting you die

it’s kinda funny how our parents warned us about middle-aged men stalking us on the internet

when literally it’s the other way around……,,,,

Thor: Quit smirking, I’m being serious!

Loki: I’m not smirking

Thor: Well, then stop laughing at me

Loki: I’m not laughing at you!

Thor: Well, quit whatever it is you’re doing

Loki: This is me with a cheery disposition; A ray of sunshine in the midst of bleakness. Don’t put a cloud over my sunshine.

Thor: It’s an excuse to laugh at me

Loki: RAIN CLOUD!

UHM ALRIGHT

SO THE RUSSOS JUST POSTED THIS ON THEIR INSTAGRAM AND IT’S FAN ART BUT THERE’S SO MANY THINGS THAT COULD BE HIDDEN CLUES FOR A4 IN IT LOOK:

  • IT’S LITERALLY ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DIDN’T DISAPPEAR IN THE SNAP
  • SHURI HAS THE BLACK PANTHER SUIT ON
  • TONY HAS PETER’S MASK IN HIS HAND SO OBVIOUSLY THAT HIT HIM VERY HARD BUT WE ALREADY KNEW THAT
  • ROCKET HAS GROOT’S GAME
  • CLINT AND SCOTT ARE THERE
  • TONY AND STEVE ARE TOGETHER (ALSO INCLUDING NAT AND RHODEY)
  • CAPTAIN MARVEL IS IN THE BACK BEHIND THOR SEND HELP HOLY SHIT
  • LIKE THE TV’S IN THE BACKGROUND SAY NO SIGNAL AND SHIT CAUSE HALF OF THE WORLD IS GONE AND EVERYONE IS PROBABLY LOSING THEIR MINDS
  • TV’S ARE SMASHED/THE PLACE IS TRASHED
  • THE NEWSPAPER ON THE GROUND IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER ON THE FLOOR (ZOOM IN) SAYS END OF THE WORLD CONFIRMING THAT EVERYONE IS LOSING THEIR MINDS
  • THE POSTERS ON THE WALLS
  • WE EVEN GOT STAN LEE UP IN THIS BITCH

REBLOG TO SAVE A MARVEL FAN’S LIFE LMK WHAT Y’ALL THINK I’M GOING CRAZY ( this is fan art, but they still wouldn’t have just posted any fan art like this has to be some type of clue)

IW-Theory

Remember Avengers 1 when Loki and Stark met in the Tower and Stark says:

“Your brother, the demigod, a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger-management issues, a couple of master assassins and you, big fella,…

But Loki simply answers:

Like… LOKIS PLAN WAS TO MAKE THESE GUYS WORKING TOGETHER AS A TEAM SO THEY CAN DEFEAT THANOS! HE IS THE REASON THE AVENGERS EXIST LIKE WE KNOW THEM TODAY!

I’ve always wondered why it was his plan to piss them off, because it actually doesn’t make sense, but now, it does.

Father’s Day

Peter: I got you a Father’s Day present, dads!

Peter: *sets #1 dad mug on counter*

Stephen: Aww, Pete. You shouldn’t have!

Peter: I was planning on getting you each a mug, but this was the only one they had left. But I’m sure you guys can take turns. After all, sharing is caring-

Tony: BITCH GET YOUR TREMBLING FINGERS OFF MY MUG

Stephen: THERE’S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE #1 DAD IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, AND IT’S GONNA BE ME

Tony: I WILL END YOU

Peter: G-Guys, please don’t fight