marvel ships

I kid you not. My final essay for my English class is to argue why the main character in a movie we watched is gay. Literally, that is the prompt.
My professor is making me write an essay on gay subtext. MY ESSAY IS FOR ME TO RANT ABOUT WHAT I RANT ABOUT ON TUMBLR ON A DAILY BASIS. My professor thought she was challenging us? Bitch I analyze homoerotic subtext in my sleep.

I don't think people understand how hard it is to keep up with loki
  • Loki: I'm alive
  • Loki: nvm I'm dead
  • Loki: jk. Still here.
  • Loki: I'm good guy now though.
  • Loki: lmao jk. Why would I be good?
  • Loki: oh ur so cute. I'm cuter.
  • Loki: I'm dead again.
  • Loki: wait nope never mind still here, But I kinda got arrested.
  • Loki: oh my brother Thor I love you!
  • Loki: lol. You fell for that again I'm so smart.
  • Loki: my plan is going to go perfect nothing can go wrong.
  • Loki: shit. It went wrong.
  • Loki: okay now I want to take over your world
  • Loki: no never mind. Now I want to take over my world.
  • Loki: dang it I didn't think this all the way through.
  • Loki: or did I.
  • Loki: okay I'm kinda dead.
  • Loki: nope lol I was just pretending to be my dad this whole time.
  • Loki: now I'm dead.
  • Wade: come over
  • Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
  • Wade: Do you have a tricycle
  • Peter: You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home"
  • Wade: I was distracted by your tricycle
  • Peter: ok, start over
  • Wade: come over
  • Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
  • Wade: what color is your tricycle
  • Peter: fuck you

im starting a campaign, it’s called “remove the pretty boy from this show so that the pretty ladies can be gay together”

who’s with me

So I was just thinking about infinity war and imagine Tony yelling “Peter” and both Spiderman and Starlord answer and he’s just like
Fuck
Now there’s two of them

when ur otp does the forehead touching thing╰(◡‿◡✿╰)

What FanFiction and AO3 need is a “suggested story” list. When you finish one fic you really liked and you now need to fill the void, you just click on the option and find a similar one.

My Summer
  • Expectations: sports + beach + sleep
  • Reality: Fanfiction. Literally fanfiction. Every single FANFICTION.