anonymous asked:

After series four, all of these articles started popping up about Benedict and Martin having a "frosty relationship," never interacting outside of the show, not having the warmth of people who have worked together for years, etc. It's strange that these rumors are only starting now and that no one working on the series has contradicted any of it. What is your take on this?

Hey Nonny,

Honestly? Same song and dance happens after every season. Like personally I hate the paps and the gossip rags, like ffs, they treat celebrities like these ethereal beings. Like my BEST FRIENDS ALL LIVE IN DIFFERENT CITIES. I don’t spend every fucking waking hour talking to them or driving 2 or 5 or 10 or 24 hours to see them every week. Like Ben and Martin have JOBS and FAMILIES and LIVES. Like, they’re doing normal adult things???? I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE NOT CONSIDERED HUMAN BEINGS?? Like, I ship freebatch ‘til the end of time, but good god, even I KNOW that they have actual LIVES and know that they are still friends when they’re not on set. Good god.

ANYWAY. That’s my gripe with rags. I don’t believe it for a second. I have eyes:


Their body language speaks volumes to me. Anyway, even if they did have a frosty relationship, that’s honestly none of anyone’s business but their own.

don’t forget the boy
in the hoodie, or the woman
who got pulled over
—  haiku february 12/28
(cc, 2017) 

Let’s be honest, if someone wrote a work place comedy AU of Legends of Tomorrow….

Mick Rory would be that employee who’s work ethic/methods drives Rip completely up the wall -and across the ceiling like a poltergeist - mad but at the same time Rip sucks it up because Mick does his job (most of the time).

Mick on the other hand gives no fucks what Rip thinks of his work ethics/methods beyond occasionally exaggerating them just to troll with Rip.

And everyone but Rip seems to realize this. And it’s hilarious to watch Rip try to maintain his professional persona when Mick eating a sandwich over (fake) important documents has him this close to screaming.

(This doesn’t stop Mick from trolling the others either, it’s just Rip and Martin are his easiest targets)

Gideon is the knows everything company related assistant manager and Sara is the assistant manager that can actually get everyone to do their job despite whatever hijinks are going on.

Martin was the bored with retirement guy that just wanted a job to keep him busy and regrets getting hired but the fear of boredom keeps him from leaving.

Ray is the hotshot in the field that do to some clerical errors got seriously demoted but hopes to climb ranks again one day. Nate thinks he’s the hotshot that will somehow magically run the company one day.

Amaya transferred from the far more functional JSA company and stays because she secretly enjoys how much more casual the Legends are.

Jax is neighbors with Martin and known him for years so they work together because they know each other well. They also butt heads because Martin forgets Jax is no longer his kid neighbor.

(Kendra and Carter were the on again, off again couple that finally decided to go globe trotting together after Kendra’s fling with Ray forced the two to actually communicate their problems.)

Len and Mick had a messy end to their partnership (no one knows if they were a couple or ran a side business together. Mick and Len refused to clarify because trolls) and Mick got the Legends, Leonard went into corporate espionage (not that they find out about this until the whole Legion thing blows over).

imagine one day the pack is fighting the next supernatural creature in bhs , lydia senses liam’s death and she falls on her knees and screams. Everything slows down. Scott and mason are running to liam’s side and stiles is running to lydia’s. Once he reaches her, he holds her against his chest until her powerful scream turns into sobs. 

Her mouth is still open, her heart aching and her throat sore. “Stiles.” she whispers, trying to turn around to see Liam. He doesn’t let her, instead he presses her head back on his chest. He fights back tears. For her. “I know." 

 Imagine them both laying in stiles bed, stiles on his back and lydia’s cheek on his chest. She loves the way his heart calms her down. His arms are holding her tight, his right arm stroking her hair and the other stroking her back, both of their faces wet with tears. 

 “Stiles,can you do me a favor ? ” she asks quietly, almost pleading.

 “Anything” he says like it’s the most obvious thing in the world, kissing the top of her head . 

 “Never die before me, please.” she sobs before finishing her sentence and buries her face in his chest. "It’s selfish, I know. I’m such a mess-” her tears soaking his shirt “but i don’t want to feel it. I… I can’t bear to lose you too. I don’t want to feel anyone’s death , let alone yours.“

 He’s still silent. 

She is scared . If Liam’s death made her feel like this, how is stiles’ gonna make her feel? She doesn’t want to know, she doesn’t want to live in a world where stiles stilinski is not breathing. Not with her, where he should be.

 “lydia” he says with the a soft and breathy voice “look at me”

 he pulls himself into a sitting position pulling lydia with him. she is now sitting on his lap , her hands around his neck ,her face on his shoulder , his hands on her back ,he moves them to her cheeks to force her to look at him . 

 She looks at him and sees that he is crying too. He looks at her face and sees how broken she is, he brings her hand to his mouth and drops gentle kisses on it.

 “I can’t promise you that,lydia” he says softly, looking at her with so much intensity in his eyes. Stiles is still kissing her hand, slowly, carefully. Afraid she’ll break into a million pieces.

 “But I can promise you this: I will try my best, my hardest, to not leave you here alone on this earth, do you understand? And if it happens, just know that I would never leave you on purpose. I love you, Lydia Martin. Never forget that”

 His words take her back to the night were he got taken by the wild hunt. The night he was dragged away from her, the night she forgot him.

 “Remember i love you.” he says.

 If the circumstances were different, lydia would have laughed at how cheesy stiles is… but she decides to offer him a sad smile and hugs him.

 "How could I forget it?“ she jokes, making him chuckle.

 “You wont lose me.” he says, on a serious note “And if you ever want to talk about this-”

 "About the way it feels?“ she asks "The way it feels to know a part of you dies with every person taken from your life?" 

 He nods, slowly.

 "Not now.” she whispers “Now I just want you." 

 She attacks his lips with hers. Mouth devouring his. Stiles rolls them over so that now lydia is on her back. He kisses her forehead, her nose, her cheeks, her lips, her neck, her collarbone and finally he lifts the shirt that she is wearing, one of his, and kisses her scar, the reminder of the unwanted gift that peter gave her years ago.

 With each kiss he says the words.

 “I..” he kisses her side.

 "Love..“ he kisses her right hip. 

"You.” her throat.

 He looks up at her with a soft glance. “And I’m sorry." 

 He knows that he and his words can’t fix this, so he holds her and gives her the only thing he can: his love.

( a big thank you to my girl @yoncebanshee for fixing my writing,and btw this wasn’t this emotional.the mf alessia made it super emotional ). 

“Spider-Man: Homecoming’s” Seven Best Jokes and Why they Matter

Spider-Man has had a rocky ride when it comes to Hollywood. Sam Raimi’s first two films were instantly beloved mega-hits that proved the superhero formula could be a cash cow, but the next three titles that bore the wall-crawler’s name ranged from just alright to downright abysmal. In case you didn’t already know, Spider-Man: Homecoming is a MUCH needed course correction, and in my opinion the best Spider-Man movie, ever, by a pretty huge margin.

What makes it so special? Its sense of humor. Jon Watt’s attempt reminds me a lot of my favorite Spider-Man stories: the first few years of the “Ultimate Spider-man” comics penned by Brian Michael Bendis (who unsurprisingly gets a special thanks in the credits). What he does better than any iteration prior (or since) is fully convince the reader that Peter Parker is a goofy kid caught up in a world of larger than life choices, risks, and consequences. That premise is simultaneously kinda heart-breaking and, more importantly rife for comedy. Here are, in no particular order, the 7 best laugh out loud moments in Spider-Man: Homecoming and how they help give this movie its secret sauce.

Minor spoilers ahead, but I will write these in a way that the punchline isn’t ruined prematurely.

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