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bottomthorin1 asked:

alex :-((((( modern au where thorin is a policeman and he goes to bilbos house door asking abt some ruckus thats been reported around the neighborhood and his,,, uniform is tight across his chest and his belt makes his waist look so good and hes taking off his sunglasses and his bearD IS SO N ICE AND BILBOS KINDA LIKE /?? /? WHA ... WHAHTHA THA WHAT /?? NO... NO..... but u committed the crime of hot... whats ur #

‘u committed the crime of hot’

bllbobagglns replied to your post:bllbobagglns replied to your post:ok but have u…

oh gOD U DONT KNO HOW MUCH THAT TURNS ME O NTHE IDEA OF BILBO HAVING SENSITIVE FEET AND SQUEAKING AND LETTING OUT LITTLE NOISES. ESP WHEN HIS EARS ARE TOUCHE D… HE’D FLINCH AND FLUSH AND OHH GOD LET ME FUCK HIM SENSELESS

wow

i didn’t expect this reaction tbh