Do as he says!
alex :-((((( modern au where thorin is a policeman and he goes to bilbos house door asking abt some ruckus thats been reported around the neighborhood and his,,, uniform is tight across his chest and his belt makes his waist look so good and hes taking off his sunglasses and his bearD IS SO N ICE AND BILBOS KINDA LIKE /?? /? WHA ... WHAHTHA THA WHAT /?? NO... NO..... but u committed the crime of hot... whats ur #