Aries: Racist Mr. Potato Head: cheeto skin edition
Taurus: Melted wax head that is scared of NYC. The wax was supposed to be heated at 420° F but was accidentally heated at 666° F and now everything is kinda strange the facial features are just slightly off just slightly melted
Gemini: not a corporate sellout, just Relatable Grandma in a Pantsuit™
Cancer: Neurosurgeon by day, sleeping pill advert by night
Leo: Yearnin’ for a Bernin’
Virgo: Carry Fioringostarr
Libra: Marco ‘the fizzling GOP star and water bottle aficionado’ Rubio
Scorpio: Angry troll under the George Washington Bridge
Sagittarius: John Kashewstix from Ohio
Capricorn: Little Lindsey Graham. He went too soon. RIP.
Aquarius: the lost child of Hillary and Bernie. he’s all alone in that corner. save him.
Immigration will be one of the biggest and most divisive issues in the 2016 presidential election. With President Obama’s announcement that he will seek amnesty rulings for the estimated 5 million undocumented immigrants currently living and working in the United States, lines were drawn in the sand — but not all of them toed their respective party line. So let’s look at where the presumptive 2016 candidates stand on this hot-button issue…