martin is all of us

LYDIA USING HER POWERS FOR STILES ONLY

FUCKING RIGHT. IT’S A LYDIA UPGRADED. YES, TEEN WOLF. YES. FINALLY SHE GETS TO SAVE STILES LIKE THE BADASS SHE IS. THIS IS WHAT I NEED. QUEEN LYDIA FOR THE WIN. SAVE STILES WITH YOUR BAD SELF.

Get out of here

If you’re gonna tell me tfp wasn’t good. Because my God I’m so proud of Moffat and Gatiss for making this happen. I had my doubts before watching the episode. But guys, they never promised us Johnlock. They promised us a story worth watching, which it was. So help me God, this was a rollercoaster coaster ride. The AMOUNT of work they put into this. Dammit, Sherlock FELT emotions, he called Anderson Greg, he’s not a sociopath.
I cannot believe that people are writing shit about this episode. Moftiss did a great job, and so did all the actors. Molly absolutely crushed my heart. I think the impact the writers wanted to leave on us by fucking with our emotions was clearly done.
P.S.- I loved Moriarty so much asdffghjjk I’m gonna miss him so goddamn much

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❄️  Merry Christmas @tbhkatic, @imwithyoualways and @unthinkable-you-and-me❄️

i need a firestorm body swap for a few reasons but all of them bc we all need it

@doctorlightwood ur in on this too

  • some time bullshit happens idk, body swap. done. slow day at the office week in the temporal zone so they’re not too worried. gideon says it’ll wear off. all good.
  • at first martin’s fine because he’s used to it and jax is laughing the whole time because wow, being in gray’s head for a change even if it’s not quite the same
  • martin still staying on a healthy diet because obviously, jax will need his body back at some point and he wishes he laid off the fries when he was younger, the CHOLESTEROL
  • (he does still sneak a few chips, because jax insists)
  • and martin revels in the fact that he can move more easily and more fluidly and wow he hasn’t been able to move like this in decades
  • but then he twists the wrong way and his knee completely locks up
  • (”jefferson, i had no idea your knee was this bad.” “don’t worry about it gray.” “we could have gideon look at your knee – ” “just leave it. please.”)
  • martin ends up worrying anyways but jax brings up how he doesn’t wanna go pee and then they’re bickering over nothing again
  • jax in the meantime is enjoying completely fucking with the team and spouts complete nonsense at any question, but still tells people he knows best
  • LISTEN TO ME I AM AN OLD MAN WITH DEGREES AND ENTITLEMENT
  • ray catches him when they stumble across something in hebrew trying to find out more about the spear and jax completely fumbles the pronunciation
  • “shouldn’t we tell the team?” “later”
  • sara, mick, and amaya figured it out ages ago: sara is also fucking with stein stein, mick is watching, amaya thinks it’s funny but acts like nothing is happening for the sake of the illusion. nate tries to conspiracy theory the whole thing out but sara drags him away shushing him cos this is the best thing to happen on the ship all week
  • “miss lance.” “marty.”
  • oh man sara got amaya to start calling jax-as-martin weedman
  • martin’s so horrified
  • still going back and forth on martin being the body of firestorm like i know that’s not how they made sense of it supposedly on the flash but let me live
  • alternatively, martin to jax: how do you fly this thing
  • jax: is singing shit in his head (their head?) like how you like me now bitch
  • ofc in an actual battle jax helps because he’s a good baby and they gain some more Mutual Respect™ for each other and their roles in firestorm
  • uhhhh jax teaching gray some engineering stuff for the ship and martin teaches him some theoretical physics stuff and them working more on the fact that jax is a literal prodigy what the fuck
  • this furthering martin subtly aggressively trying to set him and lily up
  • also jax pulling this shit

there’s so much

l.s. | FIVE STEPS TO FREEDOM © 2016 

STEP ONE:  
embrace your flaws. you can’t survive this life
without them and you wouldn’t want to.
they make you human.

STEP TWO:
breathe the ocean air with iron lungs.  
hoard oxygen like gold, to fill your hollow bones.

STEP THREE:
the sky is a ladder leading up to the heavens.
find a constellation and map it with your fingertips
pressed into creases of starlight.

STEP FOUR:
look back at the path you have taken. it is ragged with
ditches and dead leaves but you walked it all the same.

STEP FIVE:
all your life you’ve restrained your galaxy bright eyes.
now let them loose. you don’t need to be Atlas:
this world isn’t your burden to bear.

ONE DAY MORE

a fandom rewrite of One Day More from Les Mis


[BBC]
One day more
Another day, another new series
Come and be a part of history
These men who take up all your time
Are back to solve another crime
One day more

[MARTIN]
I do not know what I can say
I cannot tell what we have started

[BBC]
One day more

[MARTIN & BEN]
Quick, while Sue is turned away
We’ll say the Watsons will be parted

[AMANDA]
One more day till you will know

[MARTIN & BEN]
We will finally be free

[AMANDA]
One more day of us pretending

[MARTIN & BEN]
Then we’ll give an interview

[AMANDA]
That Mary’s not going to go

[MARTIN & BEN]
And for once it will be true

[AMANDA]
The lies will finally end

[FANDOM]
One more day before the storm

[MARTIN]
Don’t send me to do promos

[FANDOM]
That will lead us all to freedom

[MARTIN]
They will ask my opinion

[FANDOM]
When the doubts begin to form

[MARTIN]
I don’t know, oh I’m just in it

[FANDOM]
Just remember Battersea

[ALL]
The time is now, it’s almost here

[BBC]
One day more

[MOFTISS]
The fans talk of resolution
We must nip it in the bud
Oh they must’nt spill the secret
So we’ll drag them through the mud

[BBC]
One day more

[SUE]
Watch em like a hawk
Catch em as they fall
Ben you cannot say that
Love will conquer all
Everyone is banned
Need you all to shush
Back into the basement
You all said too much

[FANDOM (2 Groups)]
[1:] We can’t wait for confirmation
[2:] We are going to be right
[1:] Every blog will be a mess
[2:] Every blog will be a mess
[1:] Yes the fandom will be grinning
[2:] It already has begun

[ALL]
When they finally confess

[MARTIN]
Oh let us out, we must be free

[BBC]
One day more

[MOFTISS (overlapping)]
We will join the fans on tumblr
We will follow what they post
We will learn the things they’re saying
We will know what they want most

[MARTIN & BEN (overlapping)]
We do not know what we can say
We cannot tell what we have started

[AMANDA (overlapping)]
One more day till you will know

[SUE (overlapping)]
Watch em like a hawk
Catch em as they fall

[BBC (overlapping)]
One day more

[MARTIN & BEN (overlapping)]
Quick, while Sue is turned away
We’ll say the Watsons will be parted

[AMANDA (overlapping)]
Mary’s truly got to go

[MOFTISS (overlapping)]
The fans talk of resolution
We must nip it in the bud

[SUE (overlapping)]
Watch em like a hawk
Catch em as they fall
Ben you cannot say that
Love will conquer all

[MOFTISS (overlapping)]
Oh they must’nt spill the secret

[BBC]
Tomorrow isn’t far away
Tomorrow is the premiere day

[ALL]
Tomorrow we’ll discover
What our trust in Moftiss has been for
One more dawn
One more day
One day more


for @ladymacphisto, who started this nonsense with me this morning and then insisted that i finish it