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Bilbo: That is unbelievable.

Bard: Yes it is!

Elrond: Oh, Bard..not you..[laughing some more]

Legolas: Yeah, I’m drinking on the set! Have a problem with that?

Thranduil: That is…well…my, uh…son. [he’s adopted; found him under a tree]

TKWR Trilogy hit a milestone yesterday–I was able to convince a male oriented business I was a guy on Instagram. If I convince men I’m a guy writing as Thranduil, I guess I’m doing something right.

This is how we do it…

Thranduil: I do not know any of those people.

Oops..Thorin tips over.

Thranduil: He’s drunk. He escaped my dungeon in a barrel of wine. What’d you expect?

Legolas: I am not saying a word.

[Peanut gallery once again can’t help themselves]

Fíli: [Uncle has a temper…]

Thorin: Okay, PJ. You know Fíli and Kíli are mine right?

PJ: No.

Thorin: Of course you do. You are not about to give my mountain to Thranduil are you?

PJ: Really, Thorin. I know better than that. Everyone one knows he has to get past Smaug.

Bilbo: Smaug ran out on an errand. In the UK for some reason. I have no idea why.

PJ: You get the mountain, Thranduil. You are rather frightening.

Thranduil: I am not frightening. I am your worse nightmare. Give me the mountain and I shall let you live.

PJ: No, problem.

Bard: Thranduil just got an entire mountain as a dressing room. Good thing I’m on his good side.

Legolas: That’s our dad!