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My small wish: Benedict and Martin filming a cop movie.
I want Benedict as a new, enthusiastic stubborn cop and Martin as a bad dirty cop. They hate each other at first but soon realize they’re actually good partners.

SNL: Merry Christmas!

#1 Debbie Downer

#2 (Do It On My) Twin Bed

#3 Sump’n Clause

#4 Wrappinville Cold Open

#5 Santa’s My Boyfriend

Being Single on Valentine's Day

When You See All the Lovey-Dovey Couples:

And How You Respond When They’re Obnoxiously Lovey-Dovey:

And They Get Sad Because You Just Swore At Them Very Heavily:

But There’s A Possibility That Your Harsh Attitude Is Just Covering For The Intense Loneliness:

And Really All You Want Is Someone To Ask You This:

You Know What Disney Taught You About Dating:

And Although In You’re Mind You Think This Is The Problem:

But The Problem Is The World Is Saying You’re This When You’re Single:

When In Reality You’re This:

And Those People Who Are So Nauseously “In Love”:

(Sorry)

So Here’s What You Gotta Do:

Then:

Why?

So While You Wait:

Then It Takes Too Long:

And When It Finally Arrives:

But If You Realize You’ve Just Been Eating Your Feelings:

You Know What You Should Do Next?

Then This Will Happen:

And Then You Realize:

You Have Single Friends:

You Can Do This:

Although This May Be True Of You:

And That’s Great!

But If That’s Not You, Invite Your Single Friends Over!

Have a S.A.D. Party (Singles Awareness Day)!

Watch The Total Opposite of a Romance Movie (Action or Horror):

So Before You Were Thinking This:

And This:

And You Had This:

So For All Those People Saying You Should Be Dating Someone:

And Even If They Think You’re Weird:

So Will You Feel Bad About Being Single On Valentine’s Day?

Because You Are Amazing:

And You Should Have Raised Self-Esteem:

And Don’t Need To Be Defined By A Holiday Based On Whether You’re Seeing Someone Romantically Or Not:

So Have a Happy Singles APPRECIATION Day!

That got a lot more inspirational then I thought it would. I was going more for snarky when this thing started.