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Types of Product Reviews

An Actual Review of the Product: 
“These shoes have a ton of support, and were really comfortable to walk in, even all day at Disney World. 10/10.”

The Quest Review:

“Saw shoes in store but they did not have my size. Went to the website and found shoes in my size there, but there were more color options so I had to decide whether to go with original sky blue color or switch to red. I chose blue. 8/10.”

The Unreasonable Hatred Review:

“Tried to buy shoes online in my size, but they were sold out of the color I wanted. Makes no sense, because yes they’re sandals but it’s only November and it’s still warm weather where I live so they should have more summer shoe options left. Beige?! Ugh. 0/10.”

Mark Watney in The Martian:

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In the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option. I’m gonna have to science the shit out of this.

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Inktober Day 21: ‘The Lost Explorer’

Who isn’t lost because he doesn’t know where he is (because if anyone is familiar with Martian geography, it’s Mark Watney), but rather is ‘lost’ in the sense that NASA misplaced him.

Fun fact: I almost never cry at movies, but The Martian gets me (repeatedly, I might add) every single time. I’m such a sucker for optimistic space movies.