Types of Product Reviews

An Actual Review of the Product: 
“These shoes have a ton of support, and were really comfortable to walk in, even all day at Disney World. 10/10.”

The Quest Review:

“Saw shoes in store but they did not have my size. Went to the website and found shoes in my size there, but there were more color options so I had to decide whether to go with original sky blue color or switch to red. I chose blue. 8/10.”

The Unreasonable Hatred Review:

“Tried to buy shoes online in my size, but they were sold out of the color I wanted. Makes no sense, because yes they’re sandals but it’s only November and it’s still warm weather where I live so they should have more summer shoe options left. Beige?! Ugh. 0/10.”

Mark Watney in The Martian:


In the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option. I’m gonna have to science the shit out of this.

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