martian etiquette

30 Days of Young Justice

Day 13: Least Favorite Ship

Klarion and Zatanna/Baby Magic

The ship name literally comes from Klarion insulting Zatanna, and there really isn’t anything they have in common other than the fact that they both use magic.

M’gann and B’arzz/Martian Etiquette

Technically, the real B’arzz never spoke to M’gann in the show; the one scene they share has B’arzz under control of the Reach. I think I can kind of understand where this one comes from, and I have read a few fics with them that were kind of cute, but I really can’t bring myself to ship them.

(Please note that I am not trying to hate on these ships. These are just my opinions and reasons as to why these ships don’t speak to me)

unfoldingbliss-deactivated20130  asked:

Do Martian Etiquette, please :'D

Give me a ship and I’ll tell you:

  • Who cooks: M’gann, but B’arzz is trying to learn more earth dishes so he can help more, lots of the team help him with that.
  • Who does the laundry and other chores: Well they don’t really need to do laundry with their bio-clothes and all but they and take a near even share of the housework.
  • How many children do they have: 7, compromise between the usual very large Martian family and the needs of living on earth and raising a family there.
  • Who’s more dominate: M’gann 
  • Favorite nonsexual activity: exploring the myraid of ruins Earth has to offer (B’arzz managed to get M’gann into this sort of thing) 
  • Their favorite place to be together: a simple little diner a few blocks from their place
  • Any traditions: some Martian stuff that I don’t feel like thinking up right now.
  • Their “song”: I am no good with this, so skip.
  • What they do for each other on holidays: M’gann helps B’arzz understand the point, history and meaning behind all the Holidays of Earth. Also they eat lots of Mars Bars.
  • Where did they go for their honeymoon: Adam Strange and Alanna invited them to stay on Rann for a week, they accepted.
  • Where did they first meet: you watched the show, you know this already.
  • Any pets: Does Garfield count?
  • What do they fight over: B’arzz wants to go back to Mars for visits sometimes, M’gann is usually pretty resistant, they also fight about some aspects of Martian society occasionly.
  • Do they go on vacations, if so where: when they can, they have been to many places but their most frequent revisits are Mexico and India.