martha washington quotes

" I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit."

- George Washington

Alexander- What do you want, Burr? What do you want, Bu–

Aaron- I want you to shut the fuck up.

Alexander: Hey George, can we go to McDonald’s?

Washington: No Alex. Martha is making a nice meal for us.

Alexander:*starts crying* I hate this fucking family!

  • John: They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine
  • Hercules: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM
  • Alexander: They call me coffee, because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.
I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition.
—  Martha Washington
  • John: Thanks, Alex. You're the best
  • Alexander: No problem, anytime
  • *Alexander and John hug*
  • Lafayette: *watching from afar behind a bush with binoculars* Now....kiss
" I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I will get to you shortly."

- Alexander Hamilton

"Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi."

- Hercules Mulligan

  • Eliza: Look, I'm sorry that I called you codependent, okay? I think you have a great relationship, and it's perfectly natural for two grown men to need each other this badly.
  • Alexander: So you finally understand my friendship with John!?
  • Eliza: No. Not even a little bit. Infants aren't even this dependent on their mother when they breastfeed!
"I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out."

- Alexander Hamilton