martha is me

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Heathers themed Valentine cards made by yours truly
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you act like such a lonely man, but look at you. you’ve got the biggest family on earth. [x]

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felt like posting some heathers tonight

@spicyscholar

Martha

I needed to buy rations for myself since I was the only one without. The market we visited had livestock.

Me: Can I buy a chicken and just keep it?
DM: As a pet? I guess?

I bought the chicken and named it Martha.

Me: Ok, can I buy armor for my chicken?
DM: …..Sure, why not. You’ll probably have to have someone repurpose a helmet for more gold.
Me: That’s fine.
DM: …There isn’t anything about a chicken’s base AC, so let’s just say 7 and the armor brings it up to 6.
Archer: THE CHICKEN HAS HIGHER AC THAN I DO!
Bard: What’s it’s name again? I need to write a poem about this.

  • Burr: Alexander, I'm just gonna say what everyone else is thinking.
  • Hamilton: What?
  • Burr: Shut up.