Cute things boys do

- kiss you and tell you they worship you
- sneak through your window and fucks you
- kills your best friend and enemy
- shoots the boys who bully you
- scares the shit out of you to make you fake your own death to get away from him
- attempts in bombing the school so you can cuddle by the fire
- and lastly blows up themselves leaving you there having to explain and clean up the mess

So cute…

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Heathers themed Valentine cards made by yours truly
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Heathers - So… Who broke it?

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Thanks to Heathers...
  • *Something goes wrong*
  • Me: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
  • Everyone else: What the hell?
  • *shit happens*
  • Everyone else: Damn
  • Me: Dang dang diggity dang-a-dang
  • Everyone else: ???
  • Martha: JD? What's wrong?
  • JD: The world is bleak and meaningless. Future generations will have to clean up our horrendous messes both politically and environmentally. Relations with other countries have become tenuous at best and collapsed at worst. We will more than likely never make it off this planet before our hubris and mistreatment of our home come back to ruin our civilization, making mankind a pockmark on the corpse of a once vibrant and bountiful-
  • Martha: Ok, let me stop you there. I meant right now. At this moment.
  • JD: So did I.
  • Veronica: I told you never to ask him generalized questions.