marshmallow squares

anonymous asked:

Any awkward roommate AUs? I just got into contact with my roommate for next year when I start college, and holy heck, and I feel like she doesn't want anything to do with me or like I really annoy her? I feel like an awkward mushroom and just want to write stuff to make it go away... ugh. On another note, hi! Hope your day is going well!

  • “I don’t know what part of ‘four people will be sharing the same bathroom’ that you don’t understand, because you keep leaving your smelly shoes RIGHT next to the toilet. Unless you want to wake up and find them in the toilet, I would recommend finding a new place to put them.” AU
  • Character A is ready for college! They’ve got their roommate assignments and had a few casual conversations with them, but on orientation week when Character A steps into their new dorm, they see that Character B has already completely set up their side of the room with anime posters/Dungeon and Dragons stuff/furry artwork/etc. Turns out Character B is a major fan of some stuff that Character A has never even heard of.
  • “Hey there, I’m an awkward mushroom and I’m really bad about talking to people through social media and stuff, but would you like to maybe go grab bagels and learn about each other?  We are going to be spending the next few months together to it might be good to start off on a good foot.” AU
  • Character A has never really gotten along with their roommate, Character B. Starting off, Character B never really wanted to try to talk to Character A, and instead just spent all of their time on their laptop. One night, while Character A is up and stressing over an exam they have in the morning, Character B looks over and says: “oh hey, I’m really good at that class. Do you need me to help you?”
  • Character A had planned on rooming with Character C, their best friend from high school, but because of an intense fight, Character A is assigned a last minute, random roommate. Not sure what to expect, Character A is surprised on orientation day to find that Character B, their new roommate, has brought Character A brownies/organic trail mix/homemade marshmallow-rice squares/etc. as a sort of ‘I know we haven’t really talked before but here’s this so please please please like me’ gift.
  • “Listen…I’ve never had alcohol before so can we like, forget the fact that we stayed up until 3am spilling our deepest secrets to each other? That was two days ago and we haven’t talked about it since.” AU

**This ask was originally sent in by @genosha-meiuqer but had to be modified slightly and sent again on anon.

88 snacks under 100 calories 

SWEET TOOTH

1. Mini PB&F: One fig Newton with 1 teaspoon peanut butter.

2. Chocolate Banana: Half a frozen banana dipped in two squares of melted dark chocolate.

3. Frozen grapes (any color): 1 cup (about 28 grapes), stuck in the freezer for 2+ hours.

4. Honeyed Yogurt: ½ cup nonfat Greek yogurt with a dash of cinnamon and 1 teaspoon honey.

5. Spiced Orange: One orange— about the size of a tennis ball— sprinkled with cinnamon.

6. Grilled Pineapple: 2 ¼-inch thick pineapple rounds (about 1 cup), grilled (or sautéed) for two minutes or until golden.

7. Berries n’ Cream: 1 cup blueberries with 2 tablespoons whipped topping.

8. Stuffed Figs: Two small dried figs with 1 tablespoon reduced-fat ricotta stuffed inside. Sprinkle with cinnamon.

9. Oats n’ Berries: ⅓ cup rolled oats (cooked with water), topped with cinnamon and ¼ cup fresh berries.

10. Dark Chocolate: One block, or three squares.

11. Nut-Stuffed Date: One Medjool Date filled with one teaspoon natural unsalted almond butter.

12. Chocolate Milk: 6 ounces skim milk mixed with 2 teaspoons chocolate syrup.

13. Cinnamon Applesauce: 1 cup unsweetened applesauce. Or, try this homemade version!

14. Citrus-Berry Salad: 1 cup mixed berry salad (raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, and/or blackberries) tossed with one tablespoon fresh-squeezed orange juice.

15. Maple-Pumpkin Yogurt: ½ cup non-fat regular yogurt (go Greek for extra protein!) with 2 tablespoons pumpkin puree and 1 teaspoon maple syrup… like this!

16. Chocolate Pudding: One 4oz package. Try a fat/sugar free version or a homemade one!

17. Chocolate Covered Strawberries: Five strawberries dipped in two squares melted dark chocolate.

18. Tropical Juice Smoothie: ¼ cup pineapple juice, orange juice, and apple juice, blended with ice.

19. Vanilla and Banana Smoothie: ½ cup sliced banana, ¼ cup nonfat vanilla yogurt, and a handful of ice blended until smooth.

20. MYO Banana Chips: One sliced banana dipped in lemon juice and baked.

21. Baked Apple: One tennis ball-sized apple, cored, filled with 1 teaspoon brown sugar and cinnamon, and baked until tender.

22. Fruity Waffles: One 7-grain frozen waffle toasted and topped with ¼ cup fresh mixed berries.

23. Skinny S’more: Two graham crackers with one roasted marshmallow and one small square dark chocolate.

24. Cinnamon Graham Crackers & Peanut butter: Two graham cracker squares with 1 teaspoon peanut butter and a sprinkle of cinnamon.

25. Cereal and Milk: ½ cup rice krispies with ½ cup skim milk.

26. Milk n’ Cookies: Five animal crackers with ½ cup skim milk.

27. Warm Spiced Cider: 6 ounces apple cider with sprinkles of cinnamon and nutmeg, warmed.

28. Citrus Sherbet: ½ cup lime sherbet (about one standard-sized ice-cream scoop) with ½ sliced kiwi.

29. Café Latte: 8 ounces steamed skim milk with 1 shot espresso.

30. Jelly Beans: 25 of ‘em! Although we don’t recommend these.

31. Marshmallow Pear: ½ pear diced and topped with 1 tablespoon marshmallow fluff.

32. Protein Shake: One scoop protein powder with 8 ounces water (choose from tasty powder flavors like cookies n’ cream and chocolate peanut butter!).

33. M.Y.O. Popsicle: 8 ounces lemonade frozen in an ice pop mold, or use a small paper cup as a mold.

34. Apple Chips: Munch on ¾ cup of kinds like these, or use this recipe!

SAVORY SATISFACTION
35. Carrots n’ Hummus: About 10 baby carrots with 2 tablespoons hummus.

36. Pistachios: A couple handfuls— about 25 nuts (Crackin’ them open will take more time and avoid grabbing 25 more).

37. Cheese n’ Crackers: Five Kashi 7-grain crackers with 1 stick reduced-fat string cheese.

38. Dippy Egg: One over easy egg with ½ slice whole-wheat toast, sliced (to dip in yolk!).

39. Cheesy Breaded Tomatoes: Two roasted plum tomatoes sliced and topped with 2 tablespoons breadcrumbs and a sprinkle of parmesan cheese.

40. Curried Sweet Potato: One medium sweet potato (about 5 inches long) cooked for six minutes in the microwave and mashed with 1 teaspoon curry, and a sprinkle of salt and pepper.

41. “Cheesy” Popcorn: 2 cups air-popped popcorn with 1 tablespoon nutritional yeast— it’ll taste like real cheese!

42. Guacamole stuffed Egg Whites: Halve a hardboiled egg, remove yolk, and stuff the empty space with 2 tablespoons guacamole (avocado, lime, cilantro and salt).

43. Grilled Spinach and Feta Polenta: 3 oz polenta (about the size of a deck of cards) cooked with 1 ½ cups water and topped with 1 teaspoon feta cheese and a handful spinach.

44. Soy Edamame: ¼ cup boiled Edamame with 1 teaspoon soy sauce.

45. Dijon Pretzels: Two pretzel rods with 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard.

46. Crunchy Curried Tuna Salad: ½ cup canned tuna with 1 teaspoon curry powder, 1 tablespoon chopped red onion, and two ribs celery (chopped).

47. Greek Tomatoes: One tomato (about the size of a tennis ball) chopped and mixed with 1 tablespoon feta and a squeeze of lemon juice.

48. Shrimp Cocktail: Eight medium sized shrimp boiled and served with 2 tablespoons classic cocktail sauce.

49. Smoked Beef Jerky: About 1 ounce— look for low sodium versions!

50. Cheddar and Tomato Soup: ½ cup tomato soup with 1 tablespoon shredded low-fat cheddar cheese.

51. Kale Chips: ½ cup raw kale— stems removed— baked with 1 teaspoon olive oil at 400° until crisp.

52. Sweet Potato Fries: One light-bulb sized sweet potato sliced, tossed with 1 teaspoon olive oil, and baked at 400° for 10 minutes.

53. Cucumber Sandwich: ½ English muffin with 2 tablespoons cottage cheese and three slices of cucumber.

54. Turkey Roll-Ups: Four slices smoked turkey rolled up and dipped in 2 teaspoons honey mustard.

55. Mixed Olives: About 8 olives.

56. Antipasto Plate: One Pepperocini, a ½ inch cube of cheddar cheese, one slice pepperoni, and one olive.

57. Pumpkin Seeds: 2 tablespoons pumpkin seeds, sprayed with oil (just a spritz!) and baked at for 400° for 15 minutes or until brown. Sprinkle with kosher salt.

58. Choco-Soy Nuts: 3 tablespoons soy nuts with 1 teaspoon cocoa nibs.

59. Wasabi Peas: About ⅓ cup of these green treats.

60. Balsamic Veggies: 3 cups raw peppers (any color!) dipped in 2 tablespoons balsamic reduction.

61. Cheesy Roasted Asparagus: Four spears (spritzed with olive-oil spray) and topped with 2 tablespoons grated parmesan cheese, baked for 10 minutes at 400°.

62. Cucumber salad: One large cucumber (sliced) with 2 tablespoons chopped red onion and 2 tablespoons apple-cider vinegar.

63. Spinach and Feta Egg-White Scramble: Three egg whites scrambled and mixed with ½ cup raw spinach and 1 tbsp feta cheese. Cook in frying pan or zap in microwave until egg whites are no longer runny (about 1-2 minutes).

64. Crunchy Kale Salad: 1 cup kale leaves chopped with 1 teaspoon honey and 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar.

65. Chick Pea Salad: ¼ chickpeas with 1 tablespoon sliced scallions, a squeeze of lemon juice, and ¼ cup diced tomatoes.

66. Grilled Garlic Corn on the Cob: One small-sized ear brushed with 1 teaspoon sautéed minced garlic and 1 teaspoon olive oil, grilled until tender.

67. Pretzels & Cream Cheese: 15 mini pretzel sticks with 2 tablespoons fat-free cream cheese.

68. Bacon Brussels Salad: Seven brussel spouts thinly sliced and mixed with one piece lean bacon, chopped.

69. Rosemary Potatoes: ⅓ cup thinly sliced potato tossed with 1 teaspoons olive oil and a teaspoon of chopped rosemary.

70. Spicy Black Beans: ¼ cup black beans with 1 tablespoon salsa and 1 tablespoon non-fat Greek yogurt.

71. Caprese Salad: 1 ounce (hockey puck sized) of fresh mozzarella with ½ cup cherry tomatoes and 2 teaspoons of balsamic vinegar.

72. Goldfish: About 40 fishies…try the cheddar kind!

73. Chips n’ Salsa: 10 baked tortilla chips with ¼ cup salsa.

74. Mini Ham Sandwich: Two slices honey-baked ham with 2 teaspoons honey mustard rolled in a lettuce leaf.

75. Lox Bagel: ½ whole-wheat mini bagel with two thin slices of lox.

SWEET N SALTY
76. Chocolate Trail Mix: Eight almonds, four chocolate chips, and 1 tablespoon raisins.

77. Apples and Cheese: 1 non-fat mozzarella cheese stick with half of a baseball-sized apple (any variety), sliced.

78. PB & Celery: 1 medium celery stalk with 1 tablespoon peanut butter.

79. Cottage Cheese Melon Boat: 1 cup melon balls with ½ cup non-fat cottage cheese.

80. Carrot and Raisin Salad: 1 cup shaved carrots with 2 tablespoons raisins and 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar.

81. Tropical Cottage Cheese: ½ cup non-fat cottage cheese with ½ cup fresh mango and pineapple, chopped.

82. Blue-Cheese Stuffed Apricots: Three dried apricots with 1 tablespoon crumbled blue cheese.

83. Rice Cake and Almond Butter: One rice cake (try brown rice!) with 2 teaspoons almond butter.

84. Sweet n’ Spicy Pecans: Five pecans roasted with 2 teaspoons maple syrup and 1 teaspoon cinnamon.

85. Apples n’ Peanut Butter: ½ an apple, sliced and dipped in 1 teaspoon natural peanut butter.

86. Chocolate Hazelnut Crackers: Four wheat thins dipped in 1 teaspoon Nutella (or other hazelnut spread).

87. Strawberry Salad: 1 cup raw spinach with ½ cup sliced strawberries and 1 tablespoon balsamic.

88. Cacao-Roasted Almonds: Pop in eight almonds like these!

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A smol collection of Marinette’s O_O faces in episode 20: Guitar Vilain.

That’s not even half of what I found in the first part of the episode.

Click on the pictures for some very serious captions.

Edit: 

The confused duck.

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Well, what have we here?

Although it pains me that my first contribution to the Star Fox fandom is…uhm…of “questionable” ethical standards, I maintain that shit happens and , coincidentally, this is that shit so I might as well just roll with it and throw this to the maws of the beast known as Tumblr.

(Unnecessary close-up:)

Brighton Bound (Phan) - Chapter Eleven

Summary:  After a series of frequent Skype calls, Zoe and Alfie invite Dan and Phil to stay with them in Brighton, as collabs are long overdue, but Zoe and Alfie have an ulterior motive.

Genre: Fluff

Warnings for this chapter: n/a

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Marshmallow Squares

¼ cup margarine or butter

40 large marshmallows or 4 cups miniature marshmallows

5 cups Ralston Foods Crispy Rice cereal

Butter 13x9x2-inch baking pan. Melt margarine in large saucepan over low heat. Add marshmallows, stirring constantly until melted. Remove from heat. Quickly add cereal, stirring until all pieces are evenly coated. Press into prepared pan with back of buttered spoon. Cool. Cut into squares.

Microwave Directions: Butter 13x9x2-inch baking pan. Melt margarine and marshmallows in large microwave-safe bowl on HIGH 2 minutes, stirring every minute. Quickly add cereal, stirring until all pieces are evenly coated. Press into prepared pan with back of buttered spoon. Cool. Cut into squares.

*Due to differences in microwave ovens, cooking time is approximate.

VARIATIONS: Add one of the following along with Crispy Rice:

1 cup chocolate coated toffee chips

¾ cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

½ cut candy coated chocolate pieces

1/3 cup chopped red and green candied cherries

1/3 cup cinnamon candies

Makes 24 squares

wolvenvoid  asked:

Smores are a little sandwich-like thing where you put a toasted marshmallow and a square of chocolate in between two gram-crackers. They're quite yummy. (It has chocolate, so Cross should like it.)

OMG

Cross will gonna crazy

I’m not going to show this. Never. Nuh uh.

…For now…

  • Link: You've been making fun of me on the internet
  • Me: As often as humanly possible, yes.
  • (sticks a graham cracker, chocolate square and marshmallow in the microwave to make a smore)
  • Link: This is unkind. I am very smart.
  • Me: Sometimes, yes. You can open doors, and cabinets, and you learned to knock to be let in off the front porch, but in other ways, you're very dumb.
  • Link: In what ways?
  • Me: You keep trying to play with Misty when she does not want to be played with.
  • Link: She shows her love with biting.
  • Me: That is not love. (takes plate out of microwave, puts it on counter, goes to get milk) That is her showing you boundaries, albeit in a mean way.
  • Link: I am just saying. I am smart.
  • Me: I'm sure. (Turns around) WHERE IS MY MARSHMALLOW?
  • Link: Not stuck to my face. Or chest. Or... Belly...

“Shit, I’ve made a terrible mistake,” Tony groaned, feeling like he was about to throw up as he turned his head to look at the other. He’d convinced them to come over for a barbecue on his rooftop patio, and he’d made the mistake of making his own version of a s’mores since he didn’t like graham crackers- large campfire marshmallows in between two squares of chocolate. Except two in and he felt like he was about to explode. “Why did you let me do that?”