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anonymous asked:

Batfam babysitting Mar'i headcannons? Pretty please

-I can imagine Jason being really good with small kids, like he knows exactly how to get a kid to stop crying when everyone else had failed to stop the incessant wailing, so he’d be really good with Mar’i when she’s a baby

-Bruce would always take Mar’i to the park when he had to babysit her and so there are tons of tabloid photos of Bruce pushing a stroller with a content little Mar’i all bundled up inside

-Tim would be better with Mar’i once she could talk and he would make up all sorts of stories to tell her. He would do all of the silly voices and tell of the brave knight princess Mar’i who saved King Richard from the clutches of the dreaded bat-dragon that was mad at him for breaking (another) vase

-Damian wouldn’t be left around Mar’i alone; it’s not that Dick didn’t trust him to watch Mar’i, he just didn’t want her to learn how to throw knives before she could speak on the off chance that she could accidentally kill herself 

-Steph and Cass would have tea parties with Mar’i once she gets into the typical princess stage where they would make cookies (and wreck the kitchen to the dismay of poor Alfred) and set up a table and drag the boys into joining them. Then they would paint nails, the boys’ nails to be specific. Dick totally rocked the bright fuchsia Mar’i chose for him, though Jason was a bit grumbly about the sparkly yellow Steph chose for him (”couldn’t it have been red at least, to stick with the whole “RED hood” thing” “shut up and let me paint your nails”)

-Duke and Damian would teach her how to play video games like Cheese Vikings and the classics. She would eventually become a master at Mortal Kombat under the tutelage of Duke

-basically everyone would have an activity that would keep her occupied and stationary so they could have a rest but still make sure Mar’i is having fun

anonymous asked:

didnt juno try to climb from the window in the updated murderous mas? and also he climbed out of his apartment window in the second rita minute... this fear of heights is not very consistent imo

I’ve got threefold opinions on this.

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It’s very possible that his office is on the first couple stories of his building; we know from the Rita Minute that Juno’s apartment is on the third story, and that drop didn’t seem to phase him (or else that it did and he just freaked out onscreen). In Kitty-Cat, he also talks about rooftop chases being a regular part of the job– most likely he’s talking about the rooftops of commercial and residential buildings, no more than like five stories tall, probably closer to two. 

The one time we see his phobia manifest is in Prince of Mars, when he’s on the forty-fifth floor, with ten-foot ceilings– add in the floor space between stories, and he’s easily five hundred feet above the ground, which is the kind of fall not even the scrappiest detective can survive (unlike a three-story fall, which might kill you, but just as easily might leave you with a few broken bones). So my thoughts on that is that he starts getting uncomfortable after like two hundred feet or so. Which, like I said, is reasonable. 

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The creative team are very, very insistent that only the Concierge bonus episode is 100% canon. Similarly, the first release of the Murderous Mask includes a lot of details that may or may not be canon anymore. Doing meta is always a little bit more tricky when some of the material you’re drawing from is kind of amorphous like that.

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I’m fully aware that analyzing something that already exists is a whole lot easier than creating entire worlds and people out of thin air. Inconsistencies are totally going to happen– that’s just part of the process, especially when content is produced so quickly. 

Part of creating meta is recognizing that I might just be seeing patterns in random bits of data and inferring meaning where there is none. I could very well be right about some of these conclusions I draw; I could be dead wrong in them, too. But I’m also aware that the fandom is small enough that some of my mad ravings do reach the creators, and there’s a possibility that they might like one or two of my ideas and run with them. I know that when readers have come to me with conspiracy theories on some of my original stuff, my reaction has sometimes been “well, that wasn’t canon yesterday, but it sure as hell is now!”

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Trump dealt with a national security crisis in front of diners and servers at a restaurant

  • North Korea carried out a ballistic missile test Saturday night, launching the weapon in Japan’s general direction while Trump met with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. 
  • The launch is being described as a “show of force” by North Korea, according to NBC News.
  • The missile test occurred as Trump and Abe dined in the members’ dining area at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago golf resort.
  • Rather than retreat to a secure and private location to discuss these sensitive national security issues, Trump, Abe, Steve Bannon and Mike Flynn tended to the crisis right there in the public dining area, where people not permitted to hear classified information could have overheard the conversations, according to CNN. Read more (2/13/17 8:56 AM)

Remember, if you’re a man who happens to have a vagina you’re still a man. Nothing can change that. Those signs are wrong. And people trying to assign you the label of ‘women’ for having a vagina are wrong.

You are male and you look super cute today.

The signs as Tim Burton movies
  • Aries: The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Taurus: Corpse Bride
  • Gemini: Dark Shadows
  • Cancer: Frankenweenie
  • Leo: Alice in Wonderland
  • Virgo: James and the Giant Peach
  • Libra: Sleepy Hallow
  • Scorpio: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • Sagittarius: Edward Scissorhands
  • Capricorn: Coraline
  • Aquarius: Mars Attacks!
  • Pisces: Beetlejuice
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Recent, terrifying revelations show that Donald Trump’s information security at his club Mar-a-Lago is a terrifying joke

Let’s set aside, for the moment, the blatant sale of access to the president.  Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe were at dinner when news broke that North Korea had conducted a missile test. CNN reports, “As Mar-a-Lago’s wealthy members looked on from their tables, and with a keyboard player crooning in the background, Trump and Abe’s evening meal quickly morphed into a strategy session, the decision-making on full view to fellow diners, who described it in detail to CNN.”

He’s a great guy — inside there’s a really good heart. I said, ‘Look, the difference between me and you is I had four different boys going through the same thing to look to. He didn’t have that. I said to him, ‘Take my number and any time you want a chat, let me know as I’m here and I understand exactly what you’re going through and I understand your world’. He needs somebody like that and in that position.
—  Liam on Justin Bieber for Rollacoaster Magazine (via thedailypayne)