airmom. tumblr. com/post/159215839296 is the mars post I was talking about you doing for the rest of the signs. it's simple, to the point, and informative. I like it a lot. lol.
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Aries Mars: -anger e over everything - 1, 2, 3 action! (cannot handle laziness) -loves competition, either gym rat or athlete monstr -hates waiting -angr e sex could be a strong desire -strong risk-takers, u either try or die trying -loves the chase -actions speak louder than words!!! -str8 to the point -wants to play basketball w ur feelings probably -wants to live their life to fullest
Taurus Mars: -likes to touch rather than talk -process things slowly and steadily (not saying they’re slow, I meant by approach) -takes patience to understand them heh -might b a sugar daddy/sugar baby -obsessed with their things, so don’t b surprised how protective they can b abt u -so calm, so hard to read -keeps sexual activity like a secret, sh -might forget that sex is abt creating a bond, bc they are so focused on their own pleasure oopz
Gemini Mars: -so unpredictable omgknjvnsjvnd -like to makes things abt themselves sometimes -likes to learn, hit them with that new math problem u learned at school -double-texters imo -want someone to keep up w them -so easily distracted, and scattered o no -have a way w words oo la la -likes to talk over the phone, might have a phone sex kink (shrug) -prefers variety and to keep their options open -needs their space, does not like to rush into things
Cancer Mars: -will talk about having children -cute girls > hot girls -protective -huge homebody oo co zee -most likely to come off really cute!!! cute energy!!! -v smart, will make the effort to the things they want to achieve -hides in their shell, so ppl don’t see their true intentions -takes a while to get with these bad bois (eas e peas e? ya u tHouGht) -likes to observe the ones they like -might give u a quiz, n will see where the relationship is going from there (might make platonic or romantic move on u, and see ur response to it) -might come off harsh if they feel trapped -want to feel secure!!
Leo Mars: -anger e over everything pt 2 -lazy but are very goal-oriented -confident over the person they r trying to pursue (might not always b the case) -need to learn to slow their roll, 100/100 likely to go straight into flirting -likes attention n affection hehe -when they aren’t trying to seek a partner, they r busy doing something artistic -loves everything art -wants to make themselves n the ppl around them proud!!! -super stubborn grrr -loves the adrenaline they get when they r in love ahh, thats y they like falling love -enthusiastic, and warm makes them v cute partners -pretty much a top
Virgo Mars: -keeps it one hunneh -likes to pursue things n not make a big deal out of it, they know they did good -strives 4 success -polite conversations > flirting -calm, and quick-minded -dont get in their way bc they’ll just push u aside -has sharp-tongue (b careful when u french kiss them o no) -can turn calm into detached, ya theres a difference -hit them with that correct grammar and that advanced english -old-skool loverz -they remind me of….office sex -another earth mars that keeps things secret sh -prefer to do things thru experience
Libra Mars: -another air sign that has a way w words oo la la -commitment is not in their dictionary (ehehe jokes) -most likely to win ur heart (fUcK) -so charming, alluring, and kno how to grab ur attention -dont kno what they want -decisions r so frusTurAtInG -when they become weak when they are being pressured (sorry I’m exposing u like this) -struggles to be fair, what other ppl want and what they want -want to have fun, so rushing things will b ur downfall heh -like to b complimented and shown any type of attention -likes dirty talk probably, sexting may b?
Scorpio Mars: -hates losing, losing is not an option -prefer to have a few goals, so they can b focused in order to achieve them easily -possessive & controlling -will sit back n think whether u r worth the effort -digs deep into things -probably a stalker (love to research and find out things for themselves but that doesn’t mean u should b dishonest w them) -very hard to befriend -takes a while to gain their trust, lots of patience pls -pls proceed w caution -very good healers, very strong fighters -fascinated w occults, death, dangers, and things that r unanswered
Sagittarius Mars: -adventure seekers -change their wants everyday probably -always coming up w ideas -likes someone who keeps them entertained -not a cheesy/corny lover -fun > emotions -quick-witted, and r very fun to have a conversation w -funny!!!!! so funny!!!! -they r so spontaneous -always going thru new experiences, wisdom is key!!! -can never finish projects bc a new idea always pops up o no!! -will dip when things get 2 serious 2 soon
Capricorn Mars: -DADDDY KINKS I SWEAR TO GODDJSKJLF -sorry but reality is harsh and so are Cappys -goals come first -very serious & straight-forward, lets cut to the chase -work-oriented, especially when they r pursuing someone!!! -patient -can b cold when u c their bad side, move aside, they want to achieve -love and sex is a slow-burning pleasure yummy -they strive for success like the other earth signs -can control their anger -old-skool as heck -plans for the future!!! -make great spouses tbh -dry dark sense of humor ):<
Aquarius Mars: -rules? never heard of her -r not obvious lovers -prefer to b ur friend first!!! -they think instead of express, they r an air sign not a water (ahem) -can be very detached, anything expressive or physical can give them discomfort -reasonable, and calm -kink e -they like to experiment ((((; -idealists, they know what they abt to do to u -logic & reasoning, logic & reasoning -have a very headstrong approach to everythinnnnnnng -independent!!! quirky!!!! -”me, myself, and ego”
Pisces Mars: -things change their moods v easily n they won’t notice!!! -goes thru things unconsciously -will like u one day then won’t answer ur texts the next (wauw) -so indirect -if they want to pursue something they need to b emotionally committed ):< -go-with-the-flow -never know where their feelings r coming from when they express them (y r they sad? tHey DOnT KnOW) -things like money, power, security, etc will not tempt them -they r v soothing, feels like u r rocking in the ocean when they hug u (try it) -patience pls for this water sign (aside Cancer & Scorpio) -difficult, u r in for a ride!!!! -should meditate when angered
Could you do your least fav zodiac placement?? Like you did your favourite?
Absolutely! No offence though, deal?
10. Moon in Gemini: no one gets their feelings including themselves. they are moody and change their opinions from one moment to another. a little more stability, guys, come on!
9. Mars in Aries: unnecessarily aggressive, offensive, just need to calm their boobs.
8. Venus in Sagittarius: they don’t realise that the time is gonna come when they’ll have to stop jumping from place to place, from person to person, that they can actually hurt someone by being so restless and unfaithful. They need to realise that people’s hearts aren’t toys, they can’t just leave whenever they want because they feel like it.
7. Moon in Leo: my placement, it’s some kind of a liar moon. I’m trying to make things dramatic even if I don’t feel like it. It’s a weird feeling combined with the honest Capricorn Sun, it’s like having no control over your words and feeling guilty for lying afterwards. Dramatic little shits!
6. Venus in Virgo: they are lovely and true, but they have no idea how to love. they are incredibly analytical and can’t be spontaneous. They are choosing their partner consciously, instead of just… feeling.
5. Capricorn Rising: I feel like they are every cliché stereotype about Capricorns, which mostly isn’t true for the sun sign. But these guys are materialistic, arrogant & controlling.
4. Mercury in Scorpio: sarcastic, piercing, basically insulting without even noticing it sometimes. their words can literally kill. you never know if they are joking, their humour is so dry & mean.
3. Moon in Pisces: weepy little shits. Dramatically pretending to be hurt all the time even though they are stronger than most people on earth. They live in their dreams and have no idea what’s going on in the world. They think they can just let everything slip without fighting, trying to catch the easy way.
2. Mars in Aquarius: this one is mine and I absolutely hate it. it’s trying to seem so much more confident and brave than you actually are. Talking courageously, but chickening out when it comes to something real. COWARDS.
1. Venus in Scorpio: they have no idea how to stay loyal, they are perverted and hypersexual. They are possessive in love and demand faithfulness (also get aggressively jealous for no reason) even though they are great cheaters. I personally try to escape this placement in people.
I JUST REALIZED!!!!! In the prince of mars part 2 when they broke into the house and Alessandra was like, “get your feet off her computer” and Juno was like, “Oh is that what that is?” HE WASNT JOKINGHFHJSBS