I’ve been in a few relationships and one thing I’ve learnt is that communication is the key. Talk to them. Talk about everything you’re feeling. Talk about everything that is running through your mind. Talk about what you want to do in the future and what you’ve done in the past. One day you’ll find someone who will listen. They will listen to everything you have to say and they will show you that you’re a better person than you think you are.
‘But why isn’t she here with us?’ asked the little Hiccup, only five years old.
‘She’s doing important Hero-work,’ explained Stoick patiently. ‘Some Heroes have to work alone. She’s a very great woman, your mother.’ Stoick beamed with pride and shook his head. ‘Quite extraordinary she married me
the most beautiful woman in Archipelago, married me!’
“I bet your fucken mom heard that shit all the time.” Was the reply he got back.
Ben raised his hand in the air to strick.
“Ben! Calm your fucken shit man! Maybe fucking please would fucken help out here.” Negan said, walking up swinging his trusting Lucille around. “So sexy, would you fucken please get down on your mother fucken knees.”
“Mother fucker, I just met your fucken ass and your already fucken want me down on my mother fucken knees. Shit, as least buy a fucken girl a mother fucking drink first.” She said, smiling at him.
Negan kept a straight face and everyone started to look at each other, then back to him. He place Lucille on his shoulder and walked over to the girl.
Everyone seem to get nervous. Negan wasn’t one to ever hit a woman, but they never seen or heard of a woman talking back to him like that. The he did something no one expect.
Negan started busting up laughing. “ Fuck girl. I fucken like you. What’s your fucken name?” Negan said, offering his hand.
“(Y/N). And who the fuck are you?” She said, shaking his hand.
“I’m Negan. Nice to fucken meet you. Usually I fucken bash one of you or your friends fucken heads in and force you to give half your shit. But I think I’m fucken feeling fucken nice today. So fucken join us and join me for a fucken drink, and I’ll fucken spare you guys.” Negan said, with a big grin.
“Negan? O your the mother fucker I heard about with all those fucken chicks. Man should have fucken said something before I shook your mother fucken hand. I might have fucken got something.” She said, winking at him.
Negan laugh again and put his arm around his shoulder. “Men this is a mother fucken woman right here. Not fucken scared of fucken shit and has one hell of a sense of humor. Don’t fucken mess with her or her fucken friends here. You fucken do, I’ll fucken fuck your fucken ass up, with Lucille.” Negan said, with a firm tone and raising Lucille in the air.
“Lucille?” She said, looking at the bat.
“Yes. And she is fucking awesome, (Y/N).” Negan said, swinging Lucille around.
(Y/N) laugh, Negan looked offend but before he could say anything (Y/N) spoke up.
“These fuckers here, said I was fucken crazy to name my wonderful and beautiful weapon of choice.” She said. She pointed at one of Negan’s men. “Hey fucker. Yeah you fucker, I’m pointing at you. Had my fucken shit over.”
He walked over with a large wooden mallet that had cravings of smiling faces and diamonds on it. Then there were craving at the end of it saying, “Your Face Here.”
“This is fucken Harley. Name after my fucken favorite DC COMIC character. And she is fucken awesome.” She said, placing the mallet on her shoulders, smiling at him.
“Did we fucken just become best friends?” Negan said, smiling back at her. “You know (Y/N), this is a start of a fucken beautiful friendship. Come on let me fucken get you that fucken drink.” Wrapping his arm around her again and leading her to his truck.
“It better be some mother fucking whisky and not some pussy ass drink.” She said, about to get in his truck. He spun her around and she looked at him in confusion.
“Fucken marry me woman.” Negan said, getting down one knee.
“Leave all those bitches and I’ll fucken think about it.” She said, smiling down at him.
“Fucken done.” Negan said, turning back to his men. “You guys can have your fucken bitches back. I just fucken found the girl of my mother fucken dreams.”
Negan turned back to her and smile.
(Y/N) laugh and nodded. “Alright fucker, you fucken win.” She looked over at her friends that were getting up. “Nathan. Eric. Sorry we’re no longer fuck buddies.”
Negan looked up at her. “What? A mother fucken girl got fucken needs too, shit.” She said, smiling at him.
Negan busted up laughing, he got back up and picked her up. He carried her in his arms and looked at his men.
“So boys say fucken hi to my new and only fucken wife. And you fucken fuckers, you fucken try to get fucken back at (Y/N), I’ll fucken bash your fucken heads in.” Negan said, laughing when they looked down.
Negan put her in the truck and he got in. “You fuckers, go fuck off while I fucken take my wife on our fucken honeymoon!” Negan yelled, as they drove off.
“What the hell just happened?” Nathan asked out loud.
“The hell if I know.” Ben said, as they all walked off.
My most famous post is ’ Heard a seven year old girl say she was gonna marry Wonder Woman , girl me too’
I’m gonna be known as the blogger who’s in love with Wonder Woman and that’s so cool ????
Like honestly my other top posts are ’ Spiderman’s Unwanted “ Helpers” ’ and ’ Unfriendly reminder that the godess of misery told Nico di Angelo he was perfect because she couldn’t make him any sadder ’ and neither of those top 10k
( if u wanna see them search nico di Angelo and Spiderman on my blog )
I never expected a post of mine to hit 15k this is just so….so unexpected?!