marry-me-woman!!

Having seen the first two episodes of The Crown I can say that this is quality period piece shit right here, and you should all watch it.

Featuring:

  • the King of England saying “cunt” within the first ten minutes
  • Philip telling a tribal king that he likes his hat only for Elizabeth to hiss “That’s a CROWN darling” beginning the lifelong Windsor issue of “Don’t Let Philip Talk To POC Just… Don’t”
  • King George VI being like “she is the job Philip loving her protecting her that’s the job” and Philip nodding vigorously because holy shit his father  in law is literally holding a shotgun
  • (I died)
  • ELEPHANT ATTACKS
  • Margaret being so scandalous you can’t handle it~
  • like???? lots of unexpected medical stuff???? so watch out
  • The quiet but insistent screams of American Netflix viewers going “I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAND” and “DON’T KISS HER FEET THAT’S GROSS” and “WHYYYYYYYY DO YOU HAVE THESE PEOPLE?”

sometimes i think i might be a lesbian but who tf knows

This is like the 87th time I’ve started a new Stardew game but THIS TIME I’LL STICK WITH IT, I SWEAR.

Anyway here is my farmer. She likes to bake cookies and pink cakes, and gives them as gifts to everyone in town whenever she can. Her best friend is her cat. She doesn’t like combat or fighting and the mines kinda scare her. She thinks Krobus is cute, though.

She’s in love with Robin and doesn’t really like Demetrius, mostly because she’s jealous. She’s supposedly dating Maru and Sabrina and it’s kinda weird and awkward for everyone, but y’know. Sometimes you fall in love with married women and it’s painful so you date their children instead???

She’s a bit of a train wreck, but she’s a cute train wreck.